All My Moon Balls
Episode 1
By Washu, Princess of the Monkeys!
Washu: Okay... If you read this on the first day... DON'T SEW ME MY LAYWER STINKS! Her name is Nuki... Hi Nuki. She's my lawyer... and Anjillian.. you would be my lawyer but you had to move! Loser! Oh and I'm sorry I never called you! Okay... now the only reason anyone EVER reads disclaimer is to see if this author is gonna be funny... to bad my disclaimer is the normal... I OWN EVERY THING IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!
Lawyers:... right... come on Artemis... we've been through this... YOU DON'T OWN DRAGON BALL Z!
Washu: I DO!
Trunks: Right.... Uh lawyer guys... take her away... please... she's giving me a headache.
Washu: Trunks how can we get married if I'm in jail?
Trunks: Who said we were getting married?
Washu: uh... he he. Never mind. * gets arrested and now lives happily in a cell next to Sirius Black from Harry Potter with a lab top that runs SUPER slow... *
Washu: This isn't the last of me poor readers that have to sew me to make money! ***** REVIEW!!!!!! *****
End disclaimer.... Story BEGINE!
Trunks smiled as he watched Pan cooking dinner. He was waiting for some good news. He wondered:
Trunks: @ wondered #hmm I wonder what the news is. #@ Hey Pan...what in the heck (Washu: This is a way to make him sound nicer.) is the good news. And what's for dinner?
Pan sighed a heavy sigh. Pan: * sigh * well dinners ready and I'm not supposed to tell you till the meals half way done.
Trunks: Why?
Pan: I donno... that's how a stupid soaps are.
Trunks: Oh.
Trunks swore a few words but we had to change them... It was lot's 'o fun!
Trunks: Oh golly darn gosh! Why?
Pan: JUST EAT AND I CAN TELL YOU!!! And it makes things more dramatic.
Trunks: Oh. Fine then.
He quickly ate half of her food and his.
Trunks: NOW! Tell me!
Pan: Trunks... you ate all my food!
Trunks: Just kindly (Washu: haha! I did it again! Aren't I evil!) tell me!!!
Pan: I'm pregnant!
Trunks: HOW?!?!
Pan: * sniff * I.... I...
Trunks: SPIT IT OUT!!!
Pan: I slept with......... VEGETA!!!
Trunks slapped Pan on the cheek:
Trunks: * slap * How could you!!! Why would you! Why would he? Pan your such a meanie (Washu: And yet another! Count how many! Come on... It'll be fun!)
Pan: Cause he's sexy Trunks! ^ Pan pulls out a picture ^ ^ she shows Trunks the pic ^ Look at him Trunks! Do you see what I mean?(Washu: Hehe can I see?)
Trunks: * yells in fear * Pan where the heck (Washu:... yet another!) did you get a picture of my dad naked!!! (Washu: Yah Pan... where can I get one?)
Pan:..... It was in the newspaper! A practical joke.
Trunks jumps up knocking the table over.
Trunks: * jumps up * * food flies all over Pan's new dress * * Pan screams * I'M LEAVING YOU PAN!!!
Pan: IIE!!! * cry * * scream * HOW COULD YOU?! MY DRESS IS RUINED!!
Trunks: * runs outside and flies to Gohan's *
(* Gohan's *)
Trunks burst throw the doors crying:
Doors: * BRUST! *
Trunks: Videl pan's pregnant!
Videl: * grabs a pan full of hot grease * How could you! * Is about to pour on Trunks when Gohan walks in! *
Gohan: oh... hi Trunks... VIDEL WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?
Videl: He got Pan pregnant!
Trunks: IIE!
Gohan: Who then?
Trunks: It was... * dramatic pause * * Videl taps her foot * VEGETA!!
Vegeta walks in:
Vegeta: * sees everyone looking at him angrily * Okay... I'll admit it! * sniff * I didn't mean to! But I couldn't help myself! HONEST!
Gohan: * punches Vegeta on the cheek *
Vegeta: What the HECK (Washu: another!) was that for!
Gohan: for getting Pan, my daughter pregnant!
Vegeta: * blush * I thought we were talking about the... never mind. I admit it... I got pan pregnant. And I'm going to kill Bulma.
Trunk: IIE!!! Mom!!
Vegeta: She's not even your mom boy!
Trunks: Then who?
Vegeta: Serena.
Trunks: You mean Rini's mom!!!
Vegeta: Oh... Wait! That's Gohan's mom... Ami... Ami.
Trunks: MY TEACHER!?!
Vegeta: Yup. That's the one.
Gohan: Videl...What should we do with Pan?
Videl: * cry * * cry * I * sniff * DON'T KNOW!! * Videl runs out the door *
Gohan: * punches Vegeta again * AMI!!!
Trunks: * punches Vegeta * She's only 19 years older than I am!
Vegeta: * punches them both causing a really big fight that we aren't going to stay for cause this episode over.... * Right... now!
Washu: Soo.. What'd ya think? I thought it was funny in a sick demented way. Well if you want to find out what will happen on the next episode read the thing down there labeled "I want to know what's gonna happen next so now I'm reading this". Well your lucky... I decided against those cheesy commercials to get you to read the other stories I'll be writing... You know like those phonics game commercials! * laugh * those are soo cheesy I wanted to barf! I mean I love cheese and all but too cheesy! ACK!
I Want to know what's gonna happen next so now I'm reading this."
By Washu, Princess of the Monkeys!
On the next episode of All My Moon Balls:
Krillin has a heart to heart talk with 18 about 17's socks.
Chunky peanut Butter finds it way into a scene with ChiChi and Bulma.
Bulma has trouble cussing and
The Sailor Scouts start to make their way into the story! But this is all on the next episode of All My Moon Balls! (Crazy name... huh?)
Episode 1
By Washu, Princess of the Monkeys!
Washu: Okay... If you read this on the first day... DON'T SEW ME MY LAYWER STINKS! Her name is Nuki... Hi Nuki. She's my lawyer... and Anjillian.. you would be my lawyer but you had to move! Loser! Oh and I'm sorry I never called you! Okay... now the only reason anyone EVER reads disclaimer is to see if this author is gonna be funny... to bad my disclaimer is the normal... I OWN EVERY THING IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!
Lawyers:... right... come on Artemis... we've been through this... YOU DON'T OWN DRAGON BALL Z!
Washu: I DO!
Trunks: Right.... Uh lawyer guys... take her away... please... she's giving me a headache.
Washu: Trunks how can we get married if I'm in jail?
Trunks: Who said we were getting married?
Washu: uh... he he. Never mind. * gets arrested and now lives happily in a cell next to Sirius Black from Harry Potter with a lab top that runs SUPER slow... *
Washu: This isn't the last of me poor readers that have to sew me to make money! ***** REVIEW!!!!!! *****
End disclaimer.... Story BEGINE!
Trunks smiled as he watched Pan cooking dinner. He was waiting for some good news. He wondered:
Trunks: @ wondered #hmm I wonder what the news is. #@ Hey Pan...what in the heck (Washu: This is a way to make him sound nicer.) is the good news. And what's for dinner?
Pan sighed a heavy sigh. Pan: * sigh * well dinners ready and I'm not supposed to tell you till the meals half way done.
Trunks: Why?
Pan: I donno... that's how a stupid soaps are.
Trunks: Oh.
Trunks swore a few words but we had to change them... It was lot's 'o fun!
Trunks: Oh golly darn gosh! Why?
Pan: JUST EAT AND I CAN TELL YOU!!! And it makes things more dramatic.
Trunks: Oh. Fine then.
He quickly ate half of her food and his.
Trunks: NOW! Tell me!
Pan: Trunks... you ate all my food!
Trunks: Just kindly (Washu: haha! I did it again! Aren't I evil!) tell me!!!
Pan: I'm pregnant!
Trunks: HOW?!?!
Pan: * sniff * I.... I...
Trunks: SPIT IT OUT!!!
Pan: I slept with......... VEGETA!!!
Trunks slapped Pan on the cheek:
Trunks: * slap * How could you!!! Why would you! Why would he? Pan your such a meanie (Washu: And yet another! Count how many! Come on... It'll be fun!)
Pan: Cause he's sexy Trunks! ^ Pan pulls out a picture ^ ^ she shows Trunks the pic ^ Look at him Trunks! Do you see what I mean?(Washu: Hehe can I see?)
Trunks: * yells in fear * Pan where the heck (Washu:... yet another!) did you get a picture of my dad naked!!! (Washu: Yah Pan... where can I get one?)
Pan:..... It was in the newspaper! A practical joke.
Trunks jumps up knocking the table over.
Trunks: * jumps up * * food flies all over Pan's new dress * * Pan screams * I'M LEAVING YOU PAN!!!
Pan: IIE!!! * cry * * scream * HOW COULD YOU?! MY DRESS IS RUINED!!
Trunks: * runs outside and flies to Gohan's *
(* Gohan's *)
Trunks burst throw the doors crying:
Doors: * BRUST! *
Trunks: Videl pan's pregnant!
Videl: * grabs a pan full of hot grease * How could you! * Is about to pour on Trunks when Gohan walks in! *
Gohan: oh... hi Trunks... VIDEL WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?
Videl: He got Pan pregnant!
Trunks: IIE!
Gohan: Who then?
Trunks: It was... * dramatic pause * * Videl taps her foot * VEGETA!!
Vegeta walks in:
Vegeta: * sees everyone looking at him angrily * Okay... I'll admit it! * sniff * I didn't mean to! But I couldn't help myself! HONEST!
Gohan: * punches Vegeta on the cheek *
Vegeta: What the HECK (Washu: another!) was that for!
Gohan: for getting Pan, my daughter pregnant!
Vegeta: * blush * I thought we were talking about the... never mind. I admit it... I got pan pregnant. And I'm going to kill Bulma.
Trunk: IIE!!! Mom!!
Vegeta: She's not even your mom boy!
Trunks: Then who?
Vegeta: Serena.
Trunks: You mean Rini's mom!!!
Vegeta: Oh... Wait! That's Gohan's mom... Ami... Ami.
Trunks: MY TEACHER!?!
Vegeta: Yup. That's the one.
Gohan: Videl...What should we do with Pan?
Videl: * cry * * cry * I * sniff * DON'T KNOW!! * Videl runs out the door *
Gohan: * punches Vegeta again * AMI!!!
Trunks: * punches Vegeta * She's only 19 years older than I am!
Vegeta: * punches them both causing a really big fight that we aren't going to stay for cause this episode over.... * Right... now!
Washu: Soo.. What'd ya think? I thought it was funny in a sick demented way. Well if you want to find out what will happen on the next episode read the thing down there labeled "I want to know what's gonna happen next so now I'm reading this". Well your lucky... I decided against those cheesy commercials to get you to read the other stories I'll be writing... You know like those phonics game commercials! * laugh * those are soo cheesy I wanted to barf! I mean I love cheese and all but too cheesy! ACK!
I Want to know what's gonna happen next so now I'm reading this."
By Washu, Princess of the Monkeys!
On the next episode of All My Moon Balls:
Krillin has a heart to heart talk with 18 about 17's socks.
Chunky peanut Butter finds it way into a scene with ChiChi and Bulma.
Bulma has trouble cussing and
The Sailor Scouts start to make their way into the story! But this is all on the next episode of All My Moon Balls! (Crazy name... huh?)