B.K.M (Brilliant Kinky Merchant) : Part 3, "Phoney Duel"
Vash gasped, "Whoa.. he is really taking this to the extreme..."
The merchant shook his other small, raggy dirty hand out at the two, pointing with his index finger. he hand with the gun was parallel with the other. "Duel... DUEL!! Mwahahaha!!"
Wolfwood raised a free-hand and waved it back on forth, "Hey now, mister merchant man, we didn't mean to cause any trouble, just a key would be nice..." Wolfwood looked towards the handcuffs.
The Merchant giggles and wobbled his hands as he did. "Duel duel duel.. duel for a key... if you think you can, come and get me!! Mwehaheee!!"
The merchant man jumped around like an idiot for a while, and then Vash whispered to Wolfwood, "A riddler or something? He sure does like to act like a weirdo when fightin'..." Wolfwood's head lowered, "Seems like someone I know.. VASH... " He shot his head back at Vash.. "Now, maybe, with all of this nonsense going on, we can snatch his breifcase... I bet the keys are in there.." Vash nodded his head to the plan.
"Alright, monkey-merchant-man..." started Vash, do a foot-slide up the street, "We'll duel with you..." Vash winked at Wolfwood as they got closer. The Merchant raised an eyebrow and stopped jumping around. "Eh? You're actually going to duel me? The most powerful, awesome duelist of guns?" His face went blank.
"I smell a fish... " Said Wolfwood... Vash shot up all happy-like, "FISH?! Where!! Fish-Sandwich??"
Wolfwood smacked Vash in the mouth, "No, you idiot! Its a metaphor!!" Wolfwood shook his his in the air at Vash's face... "Me-ta-four?" Vash trembled, remembering that he was handcuffed to Wolfwood, "ARGH, nevermind.." Wolfwood blabbered off as the Merchant came within a few feet, pointing his gun at their heads.
"Now now now... A key is what you want? Are you afriad of my gun? ... His name is Patsy.." The Merchant held his gun back to his chest and started petting it.
Vash got all wide-eyed, "... P-Patsy?... P-P-Pet?"
*Not Finished.. ^__^*
Vash gasped, "Whoa.. he is really taking this to the extreme..."
The merchant shook his other small, raggy dirty hand out at the two, pointing with his index finger. he hand with the gun was parallel with the other. "Duel... DUEL!! Mwahahaha!!"
Wolfwood raised a free-hand and waved it back on forth, "Hey now, mister merchant man, we didn't mean to cause any trouble, just a key would be nice..." Wolfwood looked towards the handcuffs.
The Merchant giggles and wobbled his hands as he did. "Duel duel duel.. duel for a key... if you think you can, come and get me!! Mwehaheee!!"
The merchant man jumped around like an idiot for a while, and then Vash whispered to Wolfwood, "A riddler or something? He sure does like to act like a weirdo when fightin'..." Wolfwood's head lowered, "Seems like someone I know.. VASH... " He shot his head back at Vash.. "Now, maybe, with all of this nonsense going on, we can snatch his breifcase... I bet the keys are in there.." Vash nodded his head to the plan.
"Alright, monkey-merchant-man..." started Vash, do a foot-slide up the street, "We'll duel with you..." Vash winked at Wolfwood as they got closer. The Merchant raised an eyebrow and stopped jumping around. "Eh? You're actually going to duel me? The most powerful, awesome duelist of guns?" His face went blank.
"I smell a fish... " Said Wolfwood... Vash shot up all happy-like, "FISH?! Where!! Fish-Sandwich??"
Wolfwood smacked Vash in the mouth, "No, you idiot! Its a metaphor!!" Wolfwood shook his his in the air at Vash's face... "Me-ta-four?" Vash trembled, remembering that he was handcuffed to Wolfwood, "ARGH, nevermind.." Wolfwood blabbered off as the Merchant came within a few feet, pointing his gun at their heads.
"Now now now... A key is what you want? Are you afriad of my gun? ... His name is Patsy.." The Merchant held his gun back to his chest and started petting it.
Vash got all wide-eyed, "... P-Patsy?... P-P-Pet?"
*Not Finished.. ^__^*