(*Krillin's Place*)
Krillin: Oh 18... I have something to tell you.
18: Yes Krillin?
Krillin: I love you and all but-
18: BUT? BUT WHAT KRILLIN!
Krillin: I still...
18: You still want kindly (Washu: Hehe Member from last chapter? How I censored it? Well let's try and keep this a PG fic... K?) to date my brother?
Krillin: * Blush * Well yeah... I mean have you seen those socks? They are SEXY! Ooh I get a tingly thinking about them.
18: Oh goodness Krillin (Washu: Doesn't this make 18 sound so nice?)... How can his socks be sexy if doesn't even BELIEVE IN SOCKS?
Krillin: * blink * * blink * Oh... He's still sexy.
18: Uh! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE KRILLIN! ME AND MARRON ARE LEAVING!!
Krillin: Why? Where?
18: To Vegeta's... and cause I don't want to live another day hearing my husband talk about how ding dang sexy 17 is!(Washu: hehe1 I think he's hot too Krillin. Oh right... you still counting the censored thingies? Well count this as another one. K?) UH! My brother! * screams * *grab's Marron and flies to Vegeta's *
Krillin: 18! Wait!! You forgot this photo album! * smiles * * opens * 17!! Oh that hunk of metal is so sexy! (Washu: come on Krillin! Let me see too!)
(*Vegeta's*)
18: Vegeta! Oh Bulma! Krillin is ragging on about how 'sexy' 17 is! AGAIN! BULMA!!!
Bulma: * looks up * * peanuts fall out of her nose * huh?
ChiChi: eh? * 3 peanuts fall out of her left ear *
Marron: * giggle *
18: You two were- are sniffing CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER!!!
(Washu: Don't try this at home kids. Hey have you ever heard the story about Bob... it's a very sad depressing story... that'll be the next chapter... k?)
Bulma: * takes another filling sniff * Why what?
18: YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL!
Bulma: You know? How? Oh 18! Don't tell Vegeta! Please 18 don't tell him!
ChiChi: * a little slow * Or Goku.
18: I'm going to! I have to be honest with them!
Bulma: * suspicious look * Why?
18: Marron! Leave the room!
Marron: * sigh * Hey Bulma is Bra home?
Bulma: I think she's in her room.
Marron: K! * runs out of room and up stairs * * you can hear her yelling "BRA!" then you could hear Bra calling out "Oh hi..." then it gets all muffely and like *
18: I'm having Vegeta's baby... and Goku is my boyfriend.
ChiChi: YOUR GOKU'S GIRLFRIND!! (Washu: If looks could kill I'm glad I'm not in this fic... Hehe!)
Bulma: I thought Pan was pregnant with Vegeta's baby?
18: Oh she is too.
Bulma: Oh holy baloney Kami! (Washu: here's a good spot to be censored. Don't worry. Little ears are safe around THIS fic. No promises for the other's I hope to write soon.)
18 & ChiChi: * blink * * blink * Right...
ChiChi: So 18... how did you find out... * nervous glance at Bulma * Is it that obvious?
18: I SAW YOU GUYS JUST RIGHT NOW!!
Bulma: Kami! That means you saw us making out on the table! (Washu: SCARY THOUGHTS SCARY THOUGHTS!)
18: NO! * backs away from table and ChiChi and Bulma * NO! I saw you guys with the Chunky Peanut Butter!
Bulma: Oh dear! (Washu: Hehe look at me! I did it! You might be starting to get tired of me... huh? Well don't fear the next scene is almost Washu-free! Sniff I know you'll all miss me. But don't worry. The next chapter is a fun/depressing one!) So you never saw us on the table?
18: * backs farther away * NO!
Bulma: Dingily dang! (Washu: Hehe! * wipes away proud tears * I'm just so proud! Oh that was another.) We just gave away our secret ChiChi!
(*Andy's Diner*)
Rini walked up to the counter and started talking to the cook.
Rini: So 17... you hear about Pan and Vegeta?
17: yeah! I can't believe she would sleep with him!
Rini: I know. So have you heard up on Lita?
17: She's cheating on me.
Rini: AGAIN!
17: yeah.
Rini: With who?
17: Amara and Michelle. They decided to have a three-person relationship.
Rini: * blink * * blink * GROSS!
17: I know.
Rini: So have you seen Mina? She hasn't been working for the past couple of... weeks.
17: last time I saw her was when me and you walked in on her and Goku... getting down with it on the couch. (Washu: Real quick... k. I think if you're mature enough you get it... right?)
Rini: Right. Now did we ever burn that thing?
17: YEAH!
Rini: good.
There was a long silence.
Rini: So 17... seen Trunks or Goten around lately?
17: * nods head slightly * Rini we all know you like them.
Rini: * blush *
17: But no. Goten was single. You decided to go with Yamcha.
Ring Ring
Rini: Ja 17.
17: Ja.
Rini walked over to take the order of her customer.
Rini: Hey what's up Goten?
Goten: Nothing but I wanted to ask you some thing. * blush *
Rini: YEAH?
Goten: Why did you go with Yamcha? Why not me?
Rini: OH GOTEN! * Rini jumps on Goten and starts kissing him *
17: * looks over counter to see something VERY disturbing * * blink * * blink * Are they * shudder * making out??
Yamcha runs in
Yamcha: * gasp * RINI! GOTEN! How could you?
Rini & Goten: Hehe! Uh... * blush * well you see... It's Hehe Kinda funny.
Goten: You see Rini was taking my order and she like... jumped on me.
Rini: Hehe. I wouldn't say JUMPED. More like-
17: FLEW!
Yamcha: Rini... Is this true?
Rini: no. I don't know how to fly. But the rest is true.
Rini: Yamcha. Show me how much you care for me!
Yamcha: uh... * looks at fist * * punches Goten in the face *
Goten: OUCH!
Rini: NO!
17: RINI!
Big explosion
That's it for now. Next chapter I'll fill you in on Bob. * sniff * Very.. Touching story. My friend Ryoko told it to me. If you aren't going to read the next chapter you're really missing out. It'll be good trust me. Read the next episode thingy.
"I'm reading this because I want to find out what will happen in the next episode."
The story of Bob-"A dear friend of mine/ The tragic peanut butter story."
Krillin: Oh 18... I have something to tell you.
18: Yes Krillin?
Krillin: I love you and all but-
18: BUT? BUT WHAT KRILLIN!
Krillin: I still...
18: You still want kindly (Washu: Hehe Member from last chapter? How I censored it? Well let's try and keep this a PG fic... K?) to date my brother?
Krillin: * Blush * Well yeah... I mean have you seen those socks? They are SEXY! Ooh I get a tingly thinking about them.
18: Oh goodness Krillin (Washu: Doesn't this make 18 sound so nice?)... How can his socks be sexy if doesn't even BELIEVE IN SOCKS?
Krillin: * blink * * blink * Oh... He's still sexy.
18: Uh! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE KRILLIN! ME AND MARRON ARE LEAVING!!
Krillin: Why? Where?
18: To Vegeta's... and cause I don't want to live another day hearing my husband talk about how ding dang sexy 17 is!(Washu: hehe1 I think he's hot too Krillin. Oh right... you still counting the censored thingies? Well count this as another one. K?) UH! My brother! * screams * *grab's Marron and flies to Vegeta's *
Krillin: 18! Wait!! You forgot this photo album! * smiles * * opens * 17!! Oh that hunk of metal is so sexy! (Washu: come on Krillin! Let me see too!)
(*Vegeta's*)
18: Vegeta! Oh Bulma! Krillin is ragging on about how 'sexy' 17 is! AGAIN! BULMA!!!
Bulma: * looks up * * peanuts fall out of her nose * huh?
ChiChi: eh? * 3 peanuts fall out of her left ear *
Marron: * giggle *
18: You two were- are sniffing CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER!!!
(Washu: Don't try this at home kids. Hey have you ever heard the story about Bob... it's a very sad depressing story... that'll be the next chapter... k?)
Bulma: * takes another filling sniff * Why what?
18: YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL!
Bulma: You know? How? Oh 18! Don't tell Vegeta! Please 18 don't tell him!
ChiChi: * a little slow * Or Goku.
18: I'm going to! I have to be honest with them!
Bulma: * suspicious look * Why?
18: Marron! Leave the room!
Marron: * sigh * Hey Bulma is Bra home?
Bulma: I think she's in her room.
Marron: K! * runs out of room and up stairs * * you can hear her yelling "BRA!" then you could hear Bra calling out "Oh hi..." then it gets all muffely and like *
18: I'm having Vegeta's baby... and Goku is my boyfriend.
ChiChi: YOUR GOKU'S GIRLFRIND!! (Washu: If looks could kill I'm glad I'm not in this fic... Hehe!)
Bulma: I thought Pan was pregnant with Vegeta's baby?
18: Oh she is too.
Bulma: Oh holy baloney Kami! (Washu: here's a good spot to be censored. Don't worry. Little ears are safe around THIS fic. No promises for the other's I hope to write soon.)
18 & ChiChi: * blink * * blink * Right...
ChiChi: So 18... how did you find out... * nervous glance at Bulma * Is it that obvious?
18: I SAW YOU GUYS JUST RIGHT NOW!!
Bulma: Kami! That means you saw us making out on the table! (Washu: SCARY THOUGHTS SCARY THOUGHTS!)
18: NO! * backs away from table and ChiChi and Bulma * NO! I saw you guys with the Chunky Peanut Butter!
Bulma: Oh dear! (Washu: Hehe look at me! I did it! You might be starting to get tired of me... huh? Well don't fear the next scene is almost Washu-free! Sniff I know you'll all miss me. But don't worry. The next chapter is a fun/depressing one!) So you never saw us on the table?
18: * backs farther away * NO!
Bulma: Dingily dang! (Washu: Hehe! * wipes away proud tears * I'm just so proud! Oh that was another.) We just gave away our secret ChiChi!
(*Andy's Diner*)
Rini walked up to the counter and started talking to the cook.
Rini: So 17... you hear about Pan and Vegeta?
17: yeah! I can't believe she would sleep with him!
Rini: I know. So have you heard up on Lita?
17: She's cheating on me.
Rini: AGAIN!
17: yeah.
Rini: With who?
17: Amara and Michelle. They decided to have a three-person relationship.
Rini: * blink * * blink * GROSS!
17: I know.
Rini: So have you seen Mina? She hasn't been working for the past couple of... weeks.
17: last time I saw her was when me and you walked in on her and Goku... getting down with it on the couch. (Washu: Real quick... k. I think if you're mature enough you get it... right?)
Rini: Right. Now did we ever burn that thing?
17: YEAH!
Rini: good.
There was a long silence.
Rini: So 17... seen Trunks or Goten around lately?
17: * nods head slightly * Rini we all know you like them.
Rini: * blush *
17: But no. Goten was single. You decided to go with Yamcha.
Ring Ring
Rini: Ja 17.
17: Ja.
Rini walked over to take the order of her customer.
Rini: Hey what's up Goten?
Goten: Nothing but I wanted to ask you some thing. * blush *
Rini: YEAH?
Goten: Why did you go with Yamcha? Why not me?
Rini: OH GOTEN! * Rini jumps on Goten and starts kissing him *
17: * looks over counter to see something VERY disturbing * * blink * * blink * Are they * shudder * making out??
Yamcha runs in
Yamcha: * gasp * RINI! GOTEN! How could you?
Rini & Goten: Hehe! Uh... * blush * well you see... It's Hehe Kinda funny.
Goten: You see Rini was taking my order and she like... jumped on me.
Rini: Hehe. I wouldn't say JUMPED. More like-
17: FLEW!
Yamcha: Rini... Is this true?
Rini: no. I don't know how to fly. But the rest is true.
Rini: Yamcha. Show me how much you care for me!
Yamcha: uh... * looks at fist * * punches Goten in the face *
Goten: OUCH!
Rini: NO!
17: RINI!
Big explosion
That's it for now. Next chapter I'll fill you in on Bob. * sniff * Very.. Touching story. My friend Ryoko told it to me. If you aren't going to read the next chapter you're really missing out. It'll be good trust me. Read the next episode thingy.
"I'm reading this because I want to find out what will happen in the next episode."
The story of Bob-"A dear friend of mine/ The tragic peanut butter story."