One day, Vegeta decided to become a super hero.

His name was to be, THE GREAT PINECONE MAN! Who could only speak in capital letters.

One day! The town was under attack!! AHH!

Town people: AAAHHHH! HOLY S***!! Save us GREAT PINECONE MAN who can only speak in capital letters!

TGPM!(who can only speak in capital letters): I AM HERE!!!

And then POW!

Vegeta: -beats the crap out of the purple cow's ex-mother-in-law's, fifth boyfriend's milk man who used to live across the street from Bill Clinton and ran over his dog's walker, five time-

Cow: -thinks- I could have jumped over the moon if I had a good running start

And that is why Vegeta will never become a cow.

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