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Fuzz: AHAHHAHAHAAAA!!! This shall be a little taste of our supreme literary skills peasants! Bow down! I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil!!
Alt.Spooky (That's ME!): Shut up Fuzz! Don't make me put you through the trash compactor again!
Fuzz: You wouldn't
CRUNCH!
Fuzz: BLARG!!! AHHHH!!
Alt.Spooky: He never listens… On with the brain munching Fan fic of DOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
This is the adorable tale of Twitch the little homicidal maniac and her sidekick Claire the cannibal (you'll never guess who her real father is!!) and their cutie dealings with Criminally insane fathers, mothers with mace, a vampire with a giant head, a certain word, brainfreezies, and anything else that comes their way!
Part 1
Twitch stood in front of the mirror smiling widely. She stood 5'9'' impossibly tall for her age, though not as thin as she'd liked to be, thin by anyone's standards. Her hair was short boy-ish but it suited her well it currently was a deep blue, spiked and spun. She wore a black "Happy noodle boy" Shirt and a pair of pants too big at the waist and leg her feet couldn't be seen. A call came from downstairs and the teen ran to answer. She slid into a kitchen of white tile and red appliances Her father stood there looking quite helpless an expression he rarely gave. "Twitch… The toaster stole my fork!" He pointed to the toaster with a fork jammed into it. She laughed "Dad! Now its gunna explode!" she pulled the plug from the wall socket. His eyes grew wide "Really? OHHH!! It never said that in the manual! Can I have it please?" She looked at him "Uh… Sure…" He smiled grabbed the toaster and ran to the basement. (Know who he is yet my monkey children?)A rapid banging came from the door and she went to open it. Claire stood there as wide eyed as ever holding what looked like part of a human hand. "HIYEEEE!! TWITCH!!" She jumped though the doorway and somersaulted into the wall. "Good morning Claire…" Her friend quickly jumped up "Hey where Johnny he usually answers the door?" (AAHH I have given the secret now you must die! Ah Fuck it…)"He just found out the toasted could explode. I have a feeling we'll want to see this." Claire blinked. "Really? How'd you know that?!" "Ah… painful memories… remember when my Mom sent me to safety camp? Well I kind of…uh…yeah…" Both rushed down to the basement as well.
"You Fucking Bastard! You can't do this! You won't! You don't have the balls!" Roared a man in shackles. Johnny smiled holding the toaster and placing it under the man. The two girls entered the room. "Dad we're gunna watch 'Kay?" Nny turned around "Twitch! Your not supposed to know about this!" "Dad I've known about this place since 1st grade" Claire nodded in agreement "Yeah Mr. Twitch's dad! Now Come on make him pay!" He nodded "Ok then safety goggles!" Nny tossed them each a pair. Putting them on they smiled at each other, Johnny plugged the toaster in. "3…2…1!!" He kicked the fork in. The man screamed one final time and then exploded covering the three in gore. "YAY!! DO IT AGAIN! DO…IT…AGAIN!!!!" Claire screamed. "Woo- hoo! Squeegee's gunna have nightmare all week!" Twitch clapped. Johnny C laughed. "Glad you enjoyed It." Handing each of them a Taz-E-Boy he continued "Now go hurt things! I've got to clean this up." Screaming and jumping the two ran to explore the depths of the basement.
End part 1
Fuzz: Hope you enjoyed this part next chapter will be done soon
Alt.Spooky: R&R We don't own JTHM but do own Twitch and Claire belongs to my friend Spew
Fuzz: AHAHHAHAHAAAA!!! This shall be a little taste of our supreme literary skills peasants! Bow down! I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil!!
Alt.Spooky (That's ME!): Shut up Fuzz! Don't make me put you through the trash compactor again!
Fuzz: You wouldn't
CRUNCH!
Fuzz: BLARG!!! AHHHH!!
Alt.Spooky: He never listens… On with the brain munching Fan fic of DOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
This is the adorable tale of Twitch the little homicidal maniac and her sidekick Claire the cannibal (you'll never guess who her real father is!!) and their cutie dealings with Criminally insane fathers, mothers with mace, a vampire with a giant head, a certain word, brainfreezies, and anything else that comes their way!
Part 1
Twitch stood in front of the mirror smiling widely. She stood 5'9'' impossibly tall for her age, though not as thin as she'd liked to be, thin by anyone's standards. Her hair was short boy-ish but it suited her well it currently was a deep blue, spiked and spun. She wore a black "Happy noodle boy" Shirt and a pair of pants too big at the waist and leg her feet couldn't be seen. A call came from downstairs and the teen ran to answer. She slid into a kitchen of white tile and red appliances Her father stood there looking quite helpless an expression he rarely gave. "Twitch… The toaster stole my fork!" He pointed to the toaster with a fork jammed into it. She laughed "Dad! Now its gunna explode!" she pulled the plug from the wall socket. His eyes grew wide "Really? OHHH!! It never said that in the manual! Can I have it please?" She looked at him "Uh… Sure…" He smiled grabbed the toaster and ran to the basement. (Know who he is yet my monkey children?)A rapid banging came from the door and she went to open it. Claire stood there as wide eyed as ever holding what looked like part of a human hand. "HIYEEEE!! TWITCH!!" She jumped though the doorway and somersaulted into the wall. "Good morning Claire…" Her friend quickly jumped up "Hey where Johnny he usually answers the door?" (AAHH I have given the secret now you must die! Ah Fuck it…)"He just found out the toasted could explode. I have a feeling we'll want to see this." Claire blinked. "Really? How'd you know that?!" "Ah… painful memories… remember when my Mom sent me to safety camp? Well I kind of…uh…yeah…" Both rushed down to the basement as well.
"You Fucking Bastard! You can't do this! You won't! You don't have the balls!" Roared a man in shackles. Johnny smiled holding the toaster and placing it under the man. The two girls entered the room. "Dad we're gunna watch 'Kay?" Nny turned around "Twitch! Your not supposed to know about this!" "Dad I've known about this place since 1st grade" Claire nodded in agreement "Yeah Mr. Twitch's dad! Now Come on make him pay!" He nodded "Ok then safety goggles!" Nny tossed them each a pair. Putting them on they smiled at each other, Johnny plugged the toaster in. "3…2…1!!" He kicked the fork in. The man screamed one final time and then exploded covering the three in gore. "YAY!! DO IT AGAIN! DO…IT…AGAIN!!!!" Claire screamed. "Woo- hoo! Squeegee's gunna have nightmare all week!" Twitch clapped. Johnny C laughed. "Glad you enjoyed It." Handing each of them a Taz-E-Boy he continued "Now go hurt things! I've got to clean this up." Screaming and jumping the two ran to explore the depths of the basement.
End part 1
Fuzz: Hope you enjoyed this part next chapter will be done soon
Alt.Spooky: R&R We don't own JTHM but do own Twitch and Claire belongs to my friend Spew