Disclaimer- I don't own RK, or else I would have Saito and Usui stop hunting me already
A/n- NYYYYYU!!!! Gomen nasai minna-san! The uploading turned out blank…:p anyhoo, yeah, sorry, here's da real thing…
once again, another one of my "boredom pastimes" as Saito and Usui try to hunt me down. Let's just pretend I passed this around Tokyo and somehow it ended up in the Kamiya dojo. Heh heh…
::third security-enhanced barred door is breaking down and yelping is heard from outside::
Oh damn! Not only are Saito and Usui tearing down my third beacoup-bucks door, they killed all my guard dogs too! Not Fluffy! No! Anyone but Fluffy! ::peeks out barred window:: urk…they got Fifi too…
For Your Information
"Ne, Kenshin." Yahiko called to the rurouni, who was currently hanging out laundry to dry.
"Nani, Yahiko-kun?" Kenshin wiped his hands on his hakama and trotted over.
Yahiko thrust a piece of paper under Kenshin's nose. "Look. It looks like four copies of some survey thingy doo. Whaddya say we fill it out? It looks fun."
Kenshin studied the paper. It was in extremely neat typed handwriting, and it didn't look like any works of people trying to hunt him down and kill him unlike *some* people he knew, so he nodded. "Hai, it's a good idea, de gozaru. But why four?"
"I reckon they figgered out that busu and that no-good lives here too." Yahiko replied, and waved a paper in Kenshin's face. "Never mind that, you fill this out while I give the rest to busu." With that Yahiko ran off.
Kenshin stared at the paper. He sighed, and went inside to his room, plopped down, and fished out a brush to write.
"Let's see…"
Name: Kenshin Himura
Age: 28
Birthday: June 20th, 1849
Personality: as Kaoru-dono says, I carry all responsibilities upon myself, and according to Sano, I'm wussy-looking
Weird quirks: my speech. Oro?!
Place of birth: I have no idea
Ethnic background: Japanese
Spoken Languages: Japanese, though I dunno why I'm writing this in English when I can barely pronounce 'apple'
~Personal info~
Fav actor: what?
Fav actress: nani?
Fav male singer: singer? …Sano sings sometimes when he's drunk, I guess.
Fav male group: nani? As in Sano's gambling group?
Fav female singer: Kaoru-dono does not sing, that she does not (thankfully)
Fav female group: sessha does not know any female gatherings, that he does not
Fav movie(s): what's a movie?
Fav song: Sobakasu Judy and Mary
Fav "stuff": uhm…sword-fighting?
Fav anime: Rurouni Kenshin
All anime I like: Rurouni Kenshin
~Contacting me~
E-mail: ?_?
AIM: ?_?
Yahoo! Messenger: what is this?!
Website: what?!?!
Phone (please don't track me down and hunt me @_@): sessha does not wish to be hoarded by female fans like last time sessha gave him phone number out
~Wish List~
I'm currently hankering after: 'hankering'? well sessha wants a new hakama and gi, and a protection shield to guard me when I go out to the streets in case any lingering female fans ambush me like last time
~Fav Bishounens/Bishoujos~
Eligible bishounens/bishoujos: sessha does not dare…if Kaoru-dono were to see this…sessha will try to write this as tiny as possible. Sessha likes Akane from Ranma ½ and Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo
~Tidbits~
1. Sessha was the Hitokiri Battousai before
"Ne, Kenshin, you done?" Yahiko popped up.
"O-oro!" Kenshin jumped. "H-hai…"
"Oh good. See what the busu wrote, it's hilarious…" Yahiko grinned maliciously.
Kenshin covered his eyes. "Sessha does not wish to intrude upon Kaoru-dono's privacy."
"Quit the flower child act, Kenshin, and look!" Yahiko said impatiently, pried open Kenshin's eyelids, and forced him to read.
Name: Kaoru Kamiya
Age: 17
Birthday: June, 1862
Personality: lovely tanuki onna!
Weird quirks: if you don't count sending my deshi and kareshi out to get me groceries, none
Place of birth: the place of the thousand leaves…
Ethnic background: Japanese
Spoken Languages: Japanese
~Personal info~
Fav actor: I was never the fangirl type
Fav actress: quote ^
Fav male singer: quote ^
Fav male group: quote ^
Fav female singer: quote ^
Fav female group: quote ^
Fav movie(s): what?
Fav song: Tactics the Yellow Monkey
Fav "stuff": kendo
Fav anime: Rurouni Kenshin
All anime I like: Rurouni Kenshin and Kodomo no Omocha
~Contacting me~
E-mail: nande?
AIM: what?
Yahoo! Messenger: huh???
Website: nyeh?
Phone (please don't track me down and hunt me @_@): I prefer to keep it a secret ;)
~Wish List~
I'm currently hankering after: Kenshin, more pupils, Sanosuke to actually pay off his tab at the Akabeko for a while
~Fav Bishounens/Bishoujos~
Eligible bishounens/bishoujos: Kenshin!!! He's soooo remarkably dense…but then again that guy from Fushigi Yuugi, Tamahome, is cute too ^_~
~Tidbits~
1. I can't cook
2. I'm a beauty
3. I excel over Yahiko
4. I excel over all
Yahiko burst out laughing, "See that 'weird quirks' thing? She called you her 'kareshi'! Her boyfriend!!!"
"Oroooooo?!?!"
"Hey, Yahiko-chan."
"I'm not Yahiko-CHAN!!!!" Yahiko exploded, turning around.
"Yeah whatever, anyway, here's da li'l 'survey' thingy doo you passed out. I personally think it's stupid but hey, that's me." Sanosuke shrugged and turned around, throwing the paper at Yahiko.
"Sano…" Kenshin sweatdropped.
Name: Sanosuke Sagara
Age: 19
Birthday: February, 1860
Personality: streetwise!
Weird quirks: da fishbone I keep chewin
Place of birth: da place I was born in
Ethnic background: Japanese
Spoken Languages: Japanese
~Personal info~
Fav actor: how would I knoe
Fav actress: jou-chan'd kill me
Fav male singer: no idea
Fav male group: SMAP
Fav female singer: jou-chan'd sic her purple gorilla on me
Fav female group: jou-chan'd call me pervert and whack me with her kendo stick
Fav movie(s): Pearl Harbor
Fav song: Kokoro no Hadaka me
Fav "stuff": gamblin
Fav anime: Gundam Wing
All anime I like: Gundam Wing, Rurouni Kenshin
~Contacting me~
E-mail: what the—
AIM: ****?!
Yahoo! Messenger: WHAT
Website: stop jokin
Phone (please don't track me down and hunt me @_@): try and hunt me. Pity I dun have a phone
~Wish List~
I'm currently hankering after: a decent meal once in a while, money to gamble with, a nice fight, food, sake
~Fav Bishounens/Bishoujos~
Eligible bishounens/bishoujos: jou-chan's just not my type, kitsune-onna's not too shabby, but I like that girl Rei from Evangelion!
~Tidbits~
1. I was once known and feared as Zanza, the fighter for hire
2. I am also known as tori-atama, aka. chicken head
"Oro?" Kenshin scratched his head. "Sano's a weirdo…"
"Yeah yeah." Yahiko agreed, nodding. "I gotta run an errand for the busu, stuff these surveys in the mailbox meanwhile why dontcha, Kenshin."
"Hai hai." Kenshin collected the surveys as Yahiko pranced off. "Nyu…" Kenshin looked down. There was Yahiko's survey…
Name: Yahiko Myoujin
Age: 10
Birthday: August, 1868
Personality: stubborn
Weird quirks: some freak sez I like to attack ppl's private parts…I do not! (look for Kenshin Kaden pg. 142 for details ^.^)
Place of birth: Tokyo
Ethnic background: Japanese
Spoken Languages: Japanese
~Personal info~
Fav actor: what
Fav actress: what
Fav male singer: what
Fav male group: what
Fav female singer: what
Fav female group: what
Fav movie(s): what
Fav song: Kaze Wada Kouji
Fav "stuff": kendo
Fav anime: Detective Conan
All anime I like: Rurouni Kenshin, Detective Conan
~Contacting me~
E-mail: nyeh
AIM: nyeh
Yahoo! Messenger: nyeh
Website: nyeh
Phone (please don't track me down and hunt me @_@): same as Kaoru, too bad she doesn't have one—haha!
~Wish List~
I'm currently hankering after: a sakabatou, a REAL kendo teacher
~Fav Bishounens/Bishoujos~
Eligible bishounens/bishoujos: busu better not be reading this…Tsubame ain't bad and Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura looks cute too
~Tidbits~
1. nada
Kenshin, satisfied, stuffed the surveys into the mailbox, but unfortunately, as he failed to notice, one floated away…
"Hm? What's this?" a woman knelt to pick up a piece up a piece of paper. "Name: Sanosuke Sagara…?" her lipsticked lips slowly curled up to a sly grin. "This could come in handy… ohohoho!" a pair of fox ears popped out and the woman stuffed the survey into her purse, walking off, with her fox tail waving in the air…
A/n- o.o;;;;; this was really a flop…pretty stupid but ah well. Kept me from going crazy and warded off Saito and Usui for a while, anyhoo. C'mon Zonki c'mere! ::beckons at a little german shepherd:: goooood puppy! ::points finger at Saito and Usui, who are immersed in the Internet:: SIC 'EM!!!
::Saito and Usui kill off Zonki in a second and turn to face CySer, murder in both their eyes::
Ulp…
Looks like I gotta run! Later dayz!
CyberSerpent .~
PS. Thanks J. Liha for your concern, I *hope* I'll live…
PPS. For reference on why Saito and Usui are hunting me, go read Pillow Grand Pree ch. 7! You'll knoe why then _;;; neeeeeee! Stoppit Saito-sama! Put down that sword! It ain't reverse-bladed!
"No duh! I'm not like that wussy Buttousai!"
"Oro?!"
"Hey that's my word! (see Pillow Grand Pree ch. 5 for details)"
"Whattaya doing here Enishi?! Go back to your scene!"
"Tough beans Sanogay! I'm gonna stay here and complete my Jinchuu! Here Kaoru, heeeere, Kaoru…" ::scampers around looking for Kaoru::
"Nooooo! Anyone but Kaoru-dono!"
"Who ya callin GAY?!"
"You stay outta this, Buttousai!"
"Sessha angry now! WAHHHHHH!"
"KYYYYYA geroff me, Himura!!!!"
"Oops sorry Misao-chan…"
"I'm outta here."