Space Bobo
Chapter 2 Legolas's Ballet
Credits-Loony Toons and reviewers and God.
Disclaimer-I don't own The Lord of the Rings or Loony Toons or anything else.Making no money. -_-
~*~*~*~
Frodo Baggins grumbled as he got dressed. "Why did I agree to go see this ballet thing?Wait,why is Legolas even doing Ballet?"
Frodo cheered up slightly when he met Bilbo and Sam on the road.They were all pretending that last week's event had not taken place.The hobbits walked along in silence until Sam turned to Frodo and said:
"Mr. Frodo,um..is Legolas..well..gay?" ask Sam,turning red.
"Well I always did say that Gimli was overly fond of him." said Bilbo,smoking on a pipe.
~*~*~*~
The hobbits entered and were shown to their seats.One row of seats had been reserved for the Fellowship.Gandalf sat at the beginning of the row,waving his staff threateningly at Merry and Pippin,who were complaining loudly about being tied and chained to their chairs.Next to Gandalf sat Aragorn who had brought Arwen with him.Gimli sat beside Arwen.Frodo took his seat beside Merry and Bilbo and Sam filed in behind him.Merry leaned over as best he could.
"Sam,Legolas wants you backstage."
"Gandalf,can I visit the little hobbits' room?" asked Pippin sweetly.
Gandalf freed Pippin and he nearly plowed Sam down.
"Oh,forgive me Samwise!For in my ignorance I have disabled you!Let me help you backstage!" said Pippin dramatically,yanking Sam off the ground.
"I'm fine Mr. Pippin." said Sam,dusting himself off.
"Sit down you Fool of a Took!" yelled Gandalf.
Gimli stood and joined Sam. "I'll go with you." he announced.
Shortly after they went backstage,the lights dimmed.The curtains opened and dozens of elves danced onto the stage.They finally spotted Legolas.Thankfully he wasn't wearing a tutu.The whole Fellowship heaved a sigh of relief.Their relief was short-lived however.
Gimli the Dwarf ran out on the stage,waving his axe wildly.Sam ran out after him to stop him.Legolas ran over to Gimli and grabbed his beard.
"What the hell are you doing,Gimli son of GROIN!" barked Legolas.
"GIMLI SON OF GLOIN!DO NOT DISHONOR MY FATHER,YOU DANCING GAY ELF!" yelled Gimli.
The two were suddenly aware that the audience was staring at them,with Sam sobbing softly in the back.Gandalf sighed and raised his staff.The curtains closed slowly.
"How embarassing." said Arwen,looking around at the crowd.
Tom Bombadil was muttering darkly.Eowyn and Eomer were staring in mute horror.Radagast the brown was passed out against the back wall.
"Wow.Boromir was right.The afterlife has to be better than this crap." said Faramir.
~*~*~*~
A short time later Legolas and Gimli were sitting side by side on the couch at Aragorn's house (well,not a house but you know.)They were both staring at the tv as legolas flipped channels idly.
"I think they wanna make up." said Pippin to Merry.
Legolas continued to flip channels until he came to one with the Loony Toons playing.
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Yosemite Sam,Gimli?" asked Legolas.
"Yes." said Gimli,gruffly,trying to ignore the sniggering hobbits.
"I'm sorry I called you son of Groin,Gimli." said Legolas in a small voice.
The sniggering of the hobbits grew louder.
"I'm sorry I said you looked good in the bikini,Legolas." said Gimli.
The hobbits burst into laughter.
"Er...Gim,you never said that." said Legolas,scooting away from him.
Chapter 2 Legolas's Ballet
Credits-Loony Toons and reviewers and God.
Disclaimer-I don't own The Lord of the Rings or Loony Toons or anything else.Making no money. -_-
~*~*~*~
Frodo Baggins grumbled as he got dressed. "Why did I agree to go see this ballet thing?Wait,why is Legolas even doing Ballet?"
Frodo cheered up slightly when he met Bilbo and Sam on the road.They were all pretending that last week's event had not taken place.The hobbits walked along in silence until Sam turned to Frodo and said:
"Mr. Frodo,um..is Legolas..well..gay?" ask Sam,turning red.
"Well I always did say that Gimli was overly fond of him." said Bilbo,smoking on a pipe.
~*~*~*~
The hobbits entered and were shown to their seats.One row of seats had been reserved for the Fellowship.Gandalf sat at the beginning of the row,waving his staff threateningly at Merry and Pippin,who were complaining loudly about being tied and chained to their chairs.Next to Gandalf sat Aragorn who had brought Arwen with him.Gimli sat beside Arwen.Frodo took his seat beside Merry and Bilbo and Sam filed in behind him.Merry leaned over as best he could.
"Sam,Legolas wants you backstage."
"Gandalf,can I visit the little hobbits' room?" asked Pippin sweetly.
Gandalf freed Pippin and he nearly plowed Sam down.
"Oh,forgive me Samwise!For in my ignorance I have disabled you!Let me help you backstage!" said Pippin dramatically,yanking Sam off the ground.
"I'm fine Mr. Pippin." said Sam,dusting himself off.
"Sit down you Fool of a Took!" yelled Gandalf.
Gimli stood and joined Sam. "I'll go with you." he announced.
Shortly after they went backstage,the lights dimmed.The curtains opened and dozens of elves danced onto the stage.They finally spotted Legolas.Thankfully he wasn't wearing a tutu.The whole Fellowship heaved a sigh of relief.Their relief was short-lived however.
Gimli the Dwarf ran out on the stage,waving his axe wildly.Sam ran out after him to stop him.Legolas ran over to Gimli and grabbed his beard.
"What the hell are you doing,Gimli son of GROIN!" barked Legolas.
"GIMLI SON OF GLOIN!DO NOT DISHONOR MY FATHER,YOU DANCING GAY ELF!" yelled Gimli.
The two were suddenly aware that the audience was staring at them,with Sam sobbing softly in the back.Gandalf sighed and raised his staff.The curtains closed slowly.
"How embarassing." said Arwen,looking around at the crowd.
Tom Bombadil was muttering darkly.Eowyn and Eomer were staring in mute horror.Radagast the brown was passed out against the back wall.
"Wow.Boromir was right.The afterlife has to be better than this crap." said Faramir.
~*~*~*~
A short time later Legolas and Gimli were sitting side by side on the couch at Aragorn's house (well,not a house but you know.)They were both staring at the tv as legolas flipped channels idly.
"I think they wanna make up." said Pippin to Merry.
Legolas continued to flip channels until he came to one with the Loony Toons playing.
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Yosemite Sam,Gimli?" asked Legolas.
"Yes." said Gimli,gruffly,trying to ignore the sniggering hobbits.
"I'm sorry I called you son of Groin,Gimli." said Legolas in a small voice.
The sniggering of the hobbits grew louder.
"I'm sorry I said you looked good in the bikini,Legolas." said Gimli.
The hobbits burst into laughter.
"Er...Gim,you never said that." said Legolas,scooting away from him.