The Adventures of Space Bobo
Chapter 3
By Resisting Arrest
a/n: This is sort of a crossover from my other fic The Fellowship House,so you might have to read that to understand it better.
Disclaimer-Not my characters,not my Middle-Earth,everthing belong to Tolkien so don't sue me.
credits: Thanks to God and my great reviewers from both stories.You guys are great :D.
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Bilbo Baggins lifted his suitcase from the Hobbiton Train (Original,no?lol) and looked around.He snickered.Perfect.No one in the Fellowship would suspect that he was dropping in for a surprise visit.He peered at the envelope in his hand.It had the return address to Frodo on it,which of course was the Fellowship House.
Bilbo stepped outside and hailed a Hobbit Cab.He climbed in and handed the envelope to the driver.Within ten minutes he was there.He paid the driver and got out.Walking up the drive,he peered around to see if anyone was watching.The coast was clear.In Bilbo's mind,this was all perfect.He rang the door bell and waited.
As always,Pippin raced downstairs to the door.He passed the living room where the others were seated.Merry got up from the sofa and also raced to the door.But when Pippin opened the door,he was instantly reminded of his first day at the house.
There stood Bilbo Baggins.
"Hello Pippin my lad!" yelled Bilbo,trying to reach out to slap Pippin on the back.
Pippin shrieked like a girl and took off running to the living room.He latched onto Gandalf.
"Gandalf!Bilbo's here!You promised he would only come if I streaked again!I've been good.Well except for the carpet!" cried Pippin,thinking Bilbo to be here so he could punish Pippin for his display.
"What? I didn't tell Bilbo to come.Calm yourself,Peregrin!" said Gandalf,standing up.
He went to the door and saw Bilbo standing there motionless,staring open-mouthed at Pippin.
"Really,Pippin,you shouldn't have alarmed him like that.He's 131 years old." muttered Gandalf to Pippin.
Merry was trying to climb the coat rack,having also remembered Gandalf's threat.
"Saggy...saggy...ew..." Merry kept muttering under his breath.
Gandalf took Bilbo's hand and led him into the living room.Bilbo seemed to recover.
"Ahh yes,you are the ballerina." said he to Legolas as Leggo stood to shake his hand.
Gimli burst out laughing,but Bilbo wasn't finished.
"Oh..and you're the one who likes elves in drag.Frodo,nice to see you.Boromir,the would-be dead guy.Aragorn,the sexy ranger." said Bilbo.
"Sexy?" asked Merry.
"I do not like elves in drag." said Gimli,sulking.
"He didn't say anthing about me." said Sam proudly.
"Oh,I didn't see you Samwise.Yes..you just swing the way the wind blows don't you?But you're a damn fine gardner." said Bilbo.
"Please don't take off your clothes!" said Pippin.
"Eh?Well,if you say so." said Bilbo removing his jacket and beginning to unbutton his shirt.
"DON'T!!" yelled all those present,except for Bilbo himself.
"Oh,why didn't you say so." said Bobo(Bilbo).
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endnotes: My chapters are getting shorter and shorter these days!R/R no flamers.thanks!
Chapter 3
By Resisting Arrest
a/n: This is sort of a crossover from my other fic The Fellowship House,so you might have to read that to understand it better.
Disclaimer-Not my characters,not my Middle-Earth,everthing belong to Tolkien so don't sue me.
credits: Thanks to God and my great reviewers from both stories.You guys are great :D.
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Bilbo Baggins lifted his suitcase from the Hobbiton Train (Original,no?lol) and looked around.He snickered.Perfect.No one in the Fellowship would suspect that he was dropping in for a surprise visit.He peered at the envelope in his hand.It had the return address to Frodo on it,which of course was the Fellowship House.
Bilbo stepped outside and hailed a Hobbit Cab.He climbed in and handed the envelope to the driver.Within ten minutes he was there.He paid the driver and got out.Walking up the drive,he peered around to see if anyone was watching.The coast was clear.In Bilbo's mind,this was all perfect.He rang the door bell and waited.
As always,Pippin raced downstairs to the door.He passed the living room where the others were seated.Merry got up from the sofa and also raced to the door.But when Pippin opened the door,he was instantly reminded of his first day at the house.
There stood Bilbo Baggins.
"Hello Pippin my lad!" yelled Bilbo,trying to reach out to slap Pippin on the back.
Pippin shrieked like a girl and took off running to the living room.He latched onto Gandalf.
"Gandalf!Bilbo's here!You promised he would only come if I streaked again!I've been good.Well except for the carpet!" cried Pippin,thinking Bilbo to be here so he could punish Pippin for his display.
"What? I didn't tell Bilbo to come.Calm yourself,Peregrin!" said Gandalf,standing up.
He went to the door and saw Bilbo standing there motionless,staring open-mouthed at Pippin.
"Really,Pippin,you shouldn't have alarmed him like that.He's 131 years old." muttered Gandalf to Pippin.
Merry was trying to climb the coat rack,having also remembered Gandalf's threat.
"Saggy...saggy...ew..." Merry kept muttering under his breath.
Gandalf took Bilbo's hand and led him into the living room.Bilbo seemed to recover.
"Ahh yes,you are the ballerina." said he to Legolas as Leggo stood to shake his hand.
Gimli burst out laughing,but Bilbo wasn't finished.
"Oh..and you're the one who likes elves in drag.Frodo,nice to see you.Boromir,the would-be dead guy.Aragorn,the sexy ranger." said Bilbo.
"Sexy?" asked Merry.
"I do not like elves in drag." said Gimli,sulking.
"He didn't say anthing about me." said Sam proudly.
"Oh,I didn't see you Samwise.Yes..you just swing the way the wind blows don't you?But you're a damn fine gardner." said Bilbo.
"Please don't take off your clothes!" said Pippin.
"Eh?Well,if you say so." said Bilbo removing his jacket and beginning to unbutton his shirt.
"DON'T!!" yelled all those present,except for Bilbo himself.
"Oh,why didn't you say so." said Bobo(Bilbo).
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endnotes: My chapters are getting shorter and shorter these days!R/R no flamers.thanks!