The Adventures of Space Bobo
Chapter 4
By Resisting Arrest
a/n: This is sort of a crossover from my other fic The Fellowship House,so you might have to read that to understand it better.
Disclaimer-Not my characters,not my Middle-Earth,everthing belong to Tolkien so don't sue me.
credits: Thanks to God and my great reviewers from both stories.You guys are great :D.
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"Let's go,Gandalf." said Bilbo,picking up his suitcase.He was going visit friends in the shire.
"Wait.I have to give a list of Do's and Don'ts to Pippin." said Gandalf,holding a rather large roll of parchment.
"Are you sure he can even read?" asked Bilbo.
"Yes..I thought of that.He passed his literacy tests.He's intelligent.Otherwise he wouldn't get into so much trouble." said Gandalf,sighing.
Ten minutes later,Gandalf and Bilbo were pulling away from the house in a cab,promising to be back within a week.Pippin stood in the door way,his hands folded in an an angelic fashion.
"I'LL BE GOOD!" he cried.
"Yeah,right." muttered Gandalf.
after a two hour drive,the two arrived in the Shire.Hobbits came out of doorways and stared,just as they had the first time Bilbo had returned to the Shire from his great adventure.
"DAMN IT!MAD BAGGINS IS BACK!" cried an old hobbit,who apparently still had good eyesight.
"He's back again?" asked Ted Sandyman.
"Huh?" said the Gaffer,as the cab pulled up to Number 3,Bagshot Row.
"Hello,Master Hamfast!How are you today?" cried Bilbo.
"Eh?Oh it's you,Mr. Bilbo.I didn't think you'd be back to the Shire AGAIN." said the Gaffer,scratching his head."How's my Sam?I'd heard you've been to see him in the crazyhouse."
"Sam is not in the crazy house,Hamfast.He is living with friends." said Gandalf,exasperated.
"Like I said,Crazy House." repeated the Gaffer.
An hour later,Gandalf and Bilbo took their leave from the Gaffer.Next on their list of visits was a visit to Pippin's parents,Paladin and Eglantine Took.
"Hello!" said Bilbo,happily.
"Hello Bilbo,old friend,come in." said Paladin.
"Ah..Pippin looks so much like you.I saw him only this morning." said Bilbo,studying Paladin's face.
"What?Was it on the news?" asked Paladin,alarmed.
"What?No,I don't-" began Bilbo.
"Middle-Earth's Most Wanted?" Eglantine broke in.
"No,no,nothing of the kind.I was visiting Frodo and they live together you know." said Bilbo,as Gandalf entered."Surely you remember Gandalf!"
"You left Merry and Pippin alone in the house without Gandalf?" asked Pippin's mother.
"He is not a child..besides,I left him a list." said Gandalf.
"And he has 2 men,an elf,2 other hobbits,and a dwarf to protect him!" said Bilbo.
"I suppose you're right." said Paladin uneasily.
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"Merry,I have an idea." said Pippin.
"Me too." said Merry.
"OHHH NO.You two are NOT going to do anything." said Legolas.
"C'mon Leggo,there's something in it for you." said Pippin.
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Endnotes: To find out what they do,read the Fellowship House.More Bilbo visits in next chapter.Questions?Comments? REVIEW! :D
Chapter 4
By Resisting Arrest
a/n: This is sort of a crossover from my other fic The Fellowship House,so you might have to read that to understand it better.
Disclaimer-Not my characters,not my Middle-Earth,everthing belong to Tolkien so don't sue me.
credits: Thanks to God and my great reviewers from both stories.You guys are great :D.
----
"Let's go,Gandalf." said Bilbo,picking up his suitcase.He was going visit friends in the shire.
"Wait.I have to give a list of Do's and Don'ts to Pippin." said Gandalf,holding a rather large roll of parchment.
"Are you sure he can even read?" asked Bilbo.
"Yes..I thought of that.He passed his literacy tests.He's intelligent.Otherwise he wouldn't get into so much trouble." said Gandalf,sighing.
Ten minutes later,Gandalf and Bilbo were pulling away from the house in a cab,promising to be back within a week.Pippin stood in the door way,his hands folded in an an angelic fashion.
"I'LL BE GOOD!" he cried.
"Yeah,right." muttered Gandalf.
after a two hour drive,the two arrived in the Shire.Hobbits came out of doorways and stared,just as they had the first time Bilbo had returned to the Shire from his great adventure.
"DAMN IT!MAD BAGGINS IS BACK!" cried an old hobbit,who apparently still had good eyesight.
"He's back again?" asked Ted Sandyman.
"Huh?" said the Gaffer,as the cab pulled up to Number 3,Bagshot Row.
"Hello,Master Hamfast!How are you today?" cried Bilbo.
"Eh?Oh it's you,Mr. Bilbo.I didn't think you'd be back to the Shire AGAIN." said the Gaffer,scratching his head."How's my Sam?I'd heard you've been to see him in the crazyhouse."
"Sam is not in the crazy house,Hamfast.He is living with friends." said Gandalf,exasperated.
"Like I said,Crazy House." repeated the Gaffer.
An hour later,Gandalf and Bilbo took their leave from the Gaffer.Next on their list of visits was a visit to Pippin's parents,Paladin and Eglantine Took.
"Hello!" said Bilbo,happily.
"Hello Bilbo,old friend,come in." said Paladin.
"Ah..Pippin looks so much like you.I saw him only this morning." said Bilbo,studying Paladin's face.
"What?Was it on the news?" asked Paladin,alarmed.
"What?No,I don't-" began Bilbo.
"Middle-Earth's Most Wanted?" Eglantine broke in.
"No,no,nothing of the kind.I was visiting Frodo and they live together you know." said Bilbo,as Gandalf entered."Surely you remember Gandalf!"
"You left Merry and Pippin alone in the house without Gandalf?" asked Pippin's mother.
"He is not a child..besides,I left him a list." said Gandalf.
"And he has 2 men,an elf,2 other hobbits,and a dwarf to protect him!" said Bilbo.
"I suppose you're right." said Paladin uneasily.
~_~_~_~_~
"Merry,I have an idea." said Pippin.
"Me too." said Merry.
"OHHH NO.You two are NOT going to do anything." said Legolas.
"C'mon Leggo,there's something in it for you." said Pippin.
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Endnotes: To find out what they do,read the Fellowship House.More Bilbo visits in next chapter.Questions?Comments? REVIEW! :D