This is my phonetic translation to FF8 names. Please no flames, it's all for god fun (well told you I have a wicked sense of humor!)

Some of the sentences don't click, so it's free to interpret ^_~;; some don't really have any meaning at all...

Disclaimer: I own nothing...except the "hilarious" phonetic translations, or maybe not even them (what if Square came up with this idea before I did O.o;;)

Squall Leonhart: [scar-in-heart]

Seifer Almasy: [So-far-only-messy] or [SeeD?-TO-MESSY!]

Sephie Tilmitt: [Sale-free-to-meet]

Zell Dincht: [Zilch] (No he's not!!!)

Rinoa Heartilly: [We-know-her-hardly]

Quistis Trepe: [quiz-this-trip]

Irvine Kinneas: [I've-been-kind-in-ass]

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I suck and I know it, no bad excuses ^_^ R&R! Thanx. RJ