A/N:  Well, here it is, the final chapter of Conversations.  This one is me (Cassie) talking to him.  I had to get a new screen name in order to get him to accept my IM, but it worked!  And it even tied in with Animorphs, because we all know that Cassie likes skunks.  Here it is!  Please R/R!

iLoveSkunks04: hey
SCSdrinksbeer: hey whos this?

iLoveSkunks04: this is cassie, and i wanted to know if u could go to sadie's with me. jake is busy that nite

A/N: Sadie's, as in the Sadie Hawkin's dance that is coming up soon for us.  It is a semi-formal event.

iLoveSkunks04: hes gonna be spying on his bro

A/N: In other words, spying on a Sharing meeting.


SCSdrinksbeer: no

iLoveSkunks04: y not?
SCSdrinksbeer: coz

iLoveSkunks04: y???
SCSdrinksbeer: im busy

A/N: This is true, another girl whom he likes asked him, and he could not go because he was doing something with his family.

iLoveSkunks04: would u go with me otherwise :-)
SCSdrinksbeer: no

iLoveSkunks04: y not????
SCSdrinksbeer: why would i go with someone i dont even know, that makes no sense and i think that your stupid to even ask

iLoveSkunks04: but u DO know me!

iLoveSkunks04: weve talked online and met that once

iLoveSkunks04: and u saw my picture O:-)
SCSdrinksbeer: i have never met you in my entire life, you are retarded

iLoveSkunks04: i am NOT differently abled!

A/N:  It seems like Cassie would say "differently abled" rather than "retarded."

iLoveSkunks04: and we did meet, u just dont remember :-P

iLoveSkunks04: cmon, jake says that im a good kisser ;-)

A/N: Okay, so Jake never actually says that.  But he does mention that he likes kissing her, so that counts, right?  (*Sigh* I'm a hard-core R/T and J/C fanatic.)


SCSdrinksbeer: you are so stupid seriously, thats not just a dumb insult, its a fact, so dont be stupid in the future

iLoveSkunks04: I AM NOT STUPID!
SCSdrinksbeer: yes you are

iLoveSkunks04: what proof do u have?
SCSdrinksbeer: you asked me to sadies, you are stupid, you honestly must not have any sense of people at all

iLoveSkunks04: i am very good at sensing how people feel, thank you VERY much

A/N:  Or, at least, that's what everybody always says about her…  Especially Jake.

iLoveSkunks04: thats one of my most prized gifts, by both me and other people
SCSdrinksbeer: have i ever acted nice to you? no. do i remember meeting you? no. what makes you think that I wouldnt already have a date or would want to go with you? you are stupid
SCSdrinksbeer: your most prized gift is shitty

iLoveSkunks04: thats not very nice

iLoveSkunks04: u know, i really liked u
SCSdrinksbeer: so?

iLoveSkunks04: ur being so mean

iLoveSkunks04: i cant believe it
SCSdrinksbeer: i dont really give a shit

iLoveSkunks04: im gonna start crying

A/N: …Said as I was nearly crying from laughing at him so hard.

iLoveSkunks04: i thought that u were nicer than that!
SCSdrinksbeer: ive got much bigger prospects to worry about right now
SCSdrinksbeer: great

iLoveSkunks04: :'(

iLoveSkunks04: ur being really mean
SCSdrinksbeer: and

iLoveSkunks04: what bigger prospects?

iLoveSkunks04: ???

A/N:  He didn't answer for a while.


SCSdrinksbeer: what was the question?

iLoveSkunks04: what bigger prospects do u have?
SCSdrinksbeer: why should i tell you?

iLoveSkunks04: bcuz im asking as a friend

A/N: Or maybe as a prankster to the prankstee…


SCSdrinksbeer: ummm no

iLoveSkunks04: fine

iLoveSkunks04: i have one last question tho:
SCSdrinksbeer: what

iLoveSkunks04: if u wont go to sadie's with me this year, can i reserve u for homecoming next year? O:-)
SCSdrinksbeer: no

iLoveSkunks04: y not?!?
SCSdrinksbeer: that was even stupider, any respect i had for you as a person has now been lost

iLoveSkunks04: well, thanx a lot

iLoveSkunks04: u just broke my heart

A/N:  As I said that, I was cracking up.

iLoveSkunks04: im going now

iLoveSkunks04: good bye
SCSdrinksbeer: cya

A/N:  At this point I warned him as high as I could and blocked him.


SCSdrinksbeer signed off at 10:28:07 PM.

A/N:  Well, I guess, unfortunately, that is the last chapter!  Don't be surprised if I end up posting more fics like this, but this is it for this specific one.  Please R/R!  Oh, and some of you thought that maybe he had learned about this being posted, but he does not like Animorphs, and neither do any of his friends, and even if they were to run across this, his screen name was changed, so they do not know for sure that it is him.