A/N:  This is me, as Jake…

IAmNoPrince: hi
SCSdrinksbeer: hey whos this

IAmNoPrince: what the hell do u think u did to my gf?

A/N:  No answer, so I said the next part.

IAmNoPrince: hello?
SCSdrinksbeer: what

IAmNoPrince: what did u think u were doing to my gf
SCSdrinksbeer: i dunno

IAmNoPrince: U CUSSED AT HER U IDIOT!

IAmNoPrince: AND TURNED HER DOWN FOR SADIES
SCSdrinksbeer: and? can i not cuss at people?

IAmNoPrince: NOT MY FIANCE!!!!
SCSdrinksbeer: are you my boss?
SCSdrinksbeer: what authority do u have over me?

IAmNoPrince: no, but ill tell u one thing, dont u ever do nething to cassie again
SCSdrinksbeer: why

IAmNoPrince: when i saw her today, she was crying, becuz of u

IAmNoPrince: bcuz i LOVE her, and i DONT want to c her get hurt!
SCSdrinksbeer: whoop de do
SCSdrinksbeer: riiiiiiiight

IAmNoPrince: u bitch

IAmNoPrince: i dont know what she sees in you

IAmNoPrince: youre ugly, your too tall for her, and ur a horrible person

A/N:  It is true, Joey is about 5'10", and they always describe Cassie as being very short… But then again, Jake is tall.  Oh, well, Jake is mad.  Lol.


SCSdrinksbeer: you buncha people are really screwed up

IAmNoPrince: dont u care that u hurt her?
SCSdrinksbeer: it was with just cause

IAmNoPrince: its u thats gonna be screwed up if we dont succeed, so shut up

A/N:  Because he'll have a Yeerk in his head…

IAmNoPrince: no, its never right to hurt cassie
SCSdrinksbeer: o ok mr. boss

IAmNoPrince: u have no idea how many times ive done it, and been sry for it later

IAmNoPrince: i was nice by letting her go after u, even tho were engaged, but u just had to be a jerk, didnt u?

IAmNoPrince: LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE, OTHERWISE WE WILL COME AFTER U
SCSdrinksbeer: tell her to leave me alone

IAmNoPrince: its not her fault
SCSdrinksbeer: i dont wanna be bothered with ur shit

IAmNoPrince: thats jst ur problem, isnt it?

IAmNoPrince: leave her alone
SCSdrinksbeer: tell her to stop talking to me

IAmNoPrince: she blocked you

IAmNoPrince: you hurt her so badly

IAmNoPrince: i cant believe you
SCSdrinksbeer: good! maybe shell stop talking to me

IAmNoPrince: that wont stop me from warning you: stay away from her

IAmNoPrince: my cassie does not deserve a low-life like you
SCSdrinksbeer: i never wanted to get near her, jackass
SCSdrinksbeer: do u not understand?

IAmNoPrince: i understand perfectly: you hurt her

IAmNoPrince: you could have just blocked her, but no, you continued to lead her on, and eventually hurt her
SCSdrinksbeer: because shes fucking annoying

IAmNoPrince: no. my best bud marco is annoying. funny, but annoying. cassie is not annoying. cassie is sweet. she knows exactly what to do, and when to do it.

IAmNoPrince: she can sense things like that, i guess
SCSdrinksbeer: apparently not. shes pretty stupid actually. who would ask someone to a dance when theyve never met and never talked except online? does she have a drug problem?

IAmNoPrince: no, she doesnt.
SCSdrinksbeer: okk

IAmNoPrince: she's one of the sweetest, most down-to-earth people i have ever met

IAmNoPrince: and she has met you

IAmNoPrince: rachel introduced you to her.

IAmNoPrince: a long time ago
SCSdrinksbeer: mustve made a good impression coz i sure do remember
SCSdrinksbeer: not

IAmNoPrince: i cannot believe that you would do something like you did to such a sweet girl
SCSdrinksbeer: seriously, i dont want to talk to you anymore so please shut up, i frankly dont care

IAmNoPrince: poor cassie, how could she have ever liked you?
SCSdrinksbeer: she was on drugs

IAmNoPrince: she was not. its impossible to get drugs where we live.

A/N:  In the Hork-Bajir valley.


SCSdrinksbeer: its a joke dude
SCSdrinksbeer: anyway, please shut up. i dont care

IAmNoPrince: i DO

IAmNoPrince: repeat after me:

IAmNoPrince: i will NOT bother cassie again

IAmNoPrince: because if i do, many wild animals will come after me.

A/N:  Animorphs in morph.


SCSdrinksbeer: fuck you

IAmNoPrince: screw you too
SCSdrinksbeer signed off at 10:17:04 PM.

A/N:  This was where he blocked me.