Who wants to win a weenie-on-air?

Disclaimer: I don't own ff8(awww), who want to...whatever, the phrase whatever, my flat, this website, my bike(it got nicked!)

Zell: Hello there, I'm the host and welcome to Who Wants To Win Some Weenies-on-air! Let's meet the contestants.

Squall: Whatever.
Selphie: Where's my teddy bear?
Irvine: Hi, my na..
Rinoa: I wanna be a lion!
Quistis: Vote for me!
Seifer: I better win or I'll........
Laguna: Leg cramp!
Ward:.....
Kiros: I'm a model!
Ellone: What's this green ribbon thing?

Zell: Now, it's fastest finger first (Seifer and Quistis grin) to see who gets the first chance to win a lifetimes worth of hot dogs!
The question is,
Put these letters in order of when they appear in the word 'Whatever'
a- W b- A
c- T d- R
(stupid music plays)
O.K, let's see who got it right!

Squall 0.00001 sec
Quistis 3.8 sec
Elle 6.7 sec

Squall Won !
(Squall walks over)
Squall: ...whatever...

Zell: So, it's the 100 weener question:
What is your name
a- Squall b- Quistis
c-Selphie d- Whatever


Squall: Whatever
Zell: Sorry, YOU ARE WRONG, NOW PISS OFF!
(Squall walks off)

Sorry this is so short, but send me 1 more good review saying who you want next I will write the next bit
Also, sorry to all the whatever fans out there but I'm tired, I cannot think of anymore whatever gags(ideas will be accepted)