Who Betta...?
By WWFDivaGirl
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Imagine the Game has not made it back in time for Royal Rumble, who would be in his place? Well, who betta than Kanyon?! So, Kanyon's backstage at the Royal Rumble, ready to enter as #3, and Stacy Keibler's with him...
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"Good luck, Kanyon!" simpered Stacey to Chris, who was waiting to go out to the ring. He had drawn #3, and was waiting to fight.
"Thanks, baby!" he said.
"Oh, before you go out there, I just want to tell you that some guys in the back have been dissing you!" said Stacy.
"Really?"
"Yeah" she said.
"Well, don't worry, who betta than Kanyon, right?"
"The American Bad Ass says Undertaker. I couldn't really say."
"Who better than Kanyon, though, really?"
"The Olympian says Angle. I say Angle, too."
"Seriously, who betta?"
"The Phat man is saying it's Rikishi betta than Kanyon. NOBODY could really tell you."
"But who betta?"
"DDP's been dissing you. He thinks him betta than Kanyon, but I KNOW that's not true."
"Who betta than Kanyon?"
"Chuck betta han Kanyon... he was good."
"I'm being serious, Stacy, who betta than me?"
"Rumour says Albert"
"Neva mind rumour, baby, who betta than Kanyon?"
"Could be Big Show"
"Who betta?"
"I think Jeff... " *smiles deviously*
"Betta??"
"Could quite well be Al better than Kanyon. He was good!"
"Al, betta than Kanyon?" Chris asked.
"Billy betta than Kanyon!"
"Billy betta? No way!"
"Booker T betta than Kanyon any day."
"The Book man?!"
"Bradshaw and Faarooq betta than Kanyon" Stacy smiled.
"The APA couldn't be betta than Kanyon!"
"Boss Man betta than Kanyon... according to some Divas"
"Ha! He's not betta than Kanyon!"
"Christian betta than Kanyon... just" said Stacy.
"Let him try to eliminate me!"
"Austin betta than Kanyon."
"..."
"And Kane"
"Kane?"
"And Godfather!" said Stacy, wistfully.
"I could beat him any day!"
"Goldust betta than Kanyon"
"Goldust?!"
Stacy shrugged. "according to rumour. Could be Storm..."
"I'm betta than Storm"
"Maven... yeah, Maven betta than Kanyon. And Perry. Perry Saturn betta than Kanyon. Despite Moppy"
The mop boy, betta than Kanyon?"
"Scotty, Test and RVD all betta than Kanyon." Stacy smirked.
"Not all of them!"
"Hurricane betta than Kanyon!" said Stacy.
Chris Kanyon shook his head.
"Venis definitely betta than Kanyon!" sighed Stacy.
"I'm betta than all the guys you mentioned!" yelled Chris, angry. "I'm loads betta than any of those guys!"
"But you're not betta than Matt Hardy.... Mmmmmm...Matt is definitely betta than Kanyon!" she said.
"I can't believe you Stacy! You're supposed to be rooting for me! How can you say all those guys are better wrestlers than me?" Kanyon said, running out to the ring.
"I wasn't" she said to no-one. "I was saying they were better in bed than you." She shrugged and walked off, to the monitor, 10 seconds after Kanyon had got in the ring, to see him walking back to the backstage area.
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It's nothing against Stacy, or Kanyon! I just needed a girl and Kanyon's catchphrase!
By WWFDivaGirl
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Imagine the Game has not made it back in time for Royal Rumble, who would be in his place? Well, who betta than Kanyon?! So, Kanyon's backstage at the Royal Rumble, ready to enter as #3, and Stacy Keibler's with him...
******
"Good luck, Kanyon!" simpered Stacey to Chris, who was waiting to go out to the ring. He had drawn #3, and was waiting to fight.
"Thanks, baby!" he said.
"Oh, before you go out there, I just want to tell you that some guys in the back have been dissing you!" said Stacy.
"Really?"
"Yeah" she said.
"Well, don't worry, who betta than Kanyon, right?"
"The American Bad Ass says Undertaker. I couldn't really say."
"Who better than Kanyon, though, really?"
"The Olympian says Angle. I say Angle, too."
"Seriously, who betta?"
"The Phat man is saying it's Rikishi betta than Kanyon. NOBODY could really tell you."
"But who betta?"
"DDP's been dissing you. He thinks him betta than Kanyon, but I KNOW that's not true."
"Who betta than Kanyon?"
"Chuck betta han Kanyon... he was good."
"I'm being serious, Stacy, who betta than me?"
"Rumour says Albert"
"Neva mind rumour, baby, who betta than Kanyon?"
"Could be Big Show"
"Who betta?"
"I think Jeff... " *smiles deviously*
"Betta??"
"Could quite well be Al better than Kanyon. He was good!"
"Al, betta than Kanyon?" Chris asked.
"Billy betta than Kanyon!"
"Billy betta? No way!"
"Booker T betta than Kanyon any day."
"The Book man?!"
"Bradshaw and Faarooq betta than Kanyon" Stacy smiled.
"The APA couldn't be betta than Kanyon!"
"Boss Man betta than Kanyon... according to some Divas"
"Ha! He's not betta than Kanyon!"
"Christian betta than Kanyon... just" said Stacy.
"Let him try to eliminate me!"
"Austin betta than Kanyon."
"..."
"And Kane"
"Kane?"
"And Godfather!" said Stacy, wistfully.
"I could beat him any day!"
"Goldust betta than Kanyon"
"Goldust?!"
Stacy shrugged. "according to rumour. Could be Storm..."
"I'm betta than Storm"
"Maven... yeah, Maven betta than Kanyon. And Perry. Perry Saturn betta than Kanyon. Despite Moppy"
The mop boy, betta than Kanyon?"
"Scotty, Test and RVD all betta than Kanyon." Stacy smirked.
"Not all of them!"
"Hurricane betta than Kanyon!" said Stacy.
Chris Kanyon shook his head.
"Venis definitely betta than Kanyon!" sighed Stacy.
"I'm betta than all the guys you mentioned!" yelled Chris, angry. "I'm loads betta than any of those guys!"
"But you're not betta than Matt Hardy.... Mmmmmm...Matt is definitely betta than Kanyon!" she said.
"I can't believe you Stacy! You're supposed to be rooting for me! How can you say all those guys are better wrestlers than me?" Kanyon said, running out to the ring.
"I wasn't" she said to no-one. "I was saying they were better in bed than you." She shrugged and walked off, to the monitor, 10 seconds after Kanyon had got in the ring, to see him walking back to the backstage area.
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Please Read and Review!
It's nothing against Stacy, or Kanyon! I just needed a girl and Kanyon's catchphrase!