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Kain and the lieutenants have finally arrived at Six Clans.  Now, they anxiously await their day of fun.  Fun?

Scene: Parking lot

Kain- Ok everybody out. *Everybody piles out of the van* Zephon, Ariel, you two stay here.

Zephon- But…but I wanna go too!

Kain- Stop your whining. *Smacks Zephon* Everybody lets go.

Now, Kain and the clan leaders are walking to the gates of Six Clans. They can hardly wait. Kain threatens the pimply-faced teen-vampire at the gate to let them in for free or he would toss him in the abyss.

Raziel- *To Turel* So, where are you meeting your woman?

Turel- Near the Merry-Go-Round.

Raziel- I got your back all the way little bro.

Turel- Thanks.  *They hurry to the Merry-Go-Round*

Meanwhile....

Dumah- I don't want to take Melchiah around. Why can't Rahab do it?

Rahab- NOOOO! I had to last time!

Dumah- No, he's lying, I had to baby sit him last time, at the human chariot races.

-This goes on for a LONG time-

Dumah- You suck!

Rahab- I hate you!

Kain- SHUT UP!!!!!BOTH OF YOU! I will take Melchiah around the park. *Grabs Melchiah by the claw*

Melchiah- Owww...that hurts, Kain.  You're twisting my arm!

Kain- Shut up you little twit.

-Kain and Melchiah walk around for about an hour when Kain finds Raziel and Turel hitting on some women. Kain, who forbids his sons to date, comes up with a plan for punishment. -

Kain- *Stooping down* Melchiah, would you like a piggyback ride?

Melchiah-  *Jumping up and down* Yes! Yes! Yes!

Kain- I'm sure Raziel or Turel would be MORE THAN HAPPY to give you one.
*Melchiah runs over to Raziel and Turel. Kain laughs. He looks over his shoulder and sees a sign: Six Clans' Tavern. Interested, he goes inside. *

Bartender- What'll you have?

Kain- Blood Lite, please.

Bartender- Comin' right up!  *Hands Kain a Blood Lite. *

Kain- *sips* Ahh, that hits the spot.

-Outside-

 
*Melchiah comes running up to his brothers. *

Melchiah- Razzy, gimme a piggyback ride.

Raziel- I don't want to give you a piggyback ride.

Melchiah- Pleeeeease!

Raziel- No dammit and don't call me Razzy!

Blonde Rogue Vampire- Who's this, Turel?

Turel- Uugh, this is my little brother Melchiah.

Melchiah- Turel, will you give me a piggyback ride?

Turel- Leave me alone you little…

BRV- Turel! 

Melchiah- *sniffling* You're mean!  *Kicks Turel in the shin and runs off*

BRV- I can't believe you.  I thought you were more sensitive than this, Turel.

Turel- Aww come on, he was being a pest!

BRV- Bye.  *She walks off*

Other Vampiress- I'm ashamed with you too, Raziel.  You should have given that sweet little boy a piggyback ride.  *Smacks him across the face and leaves. *

*Turel and Raziel give each other disappointed looks.  They find a park bench and sit, wallowing in their misery.  Just when things couldn't get worse, Dumah and Rahab walk toward them, dragging a still crying Melchiah. *

Dumah- Guys, what's Melchiah's problem?

Mel- Razzy, didn't give me a piggyback ride!

Raz- *Rolling his eyes* All right, I'll give you a damned piggyback ride.

Mel- *Immediately perks up. * Yaaaaayeee! *Climbs onto Raziel's back, while the others laugh*

Raziel- I'll get you back for this some day...

*After about 15 minutes of listening to Melchiah yell, "Giddyap horsy!" Raziel dropped Melchiah onto the ground. *

Melchiah- Ow!

*Kain comes out of the Tavern and finds his sons. *


Kain- All right everyone, the park's closing, time to go home

Melchiah- But I want cotton candy.

Kain- No, the park's closing.

Melchiah- I WANT COTTON CANDY!

Kain- I said NO.

Melchiah- Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Aaaaaaah!

Kain- Shut up, Melchiah, don't make a scene!

Melchiah- WaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Kain' AAAARGH! *Picks up Melchiah and throws him out of the park, literally. He lands next to the minivan. *

Ariel- Melchiah?  *Inspects him* Oh dear.

-Back in the Park. -


Kain- That'll teach him to shut the hell up!

*The others burst out laughing. *

Kain- SHUT UP!!!

*Laughing ceases. *

Kain- LETS GO DAMMIT!

Lieutenants- YESSIR! *They all scurry along*


-At Parking Lot-

Raziel- Kain, can I drive?

Kain- No.

Raziel- I've had my temps for 5 months and you still haven't taken me driving!

Kain- *Glaring* Get in the van, or I'll throw you down the street like I did Melchiah.

Raziel- …Yes Kain.  *Hurries into the van*

Soon, Kain and his brood piled into the minivan and headed for the Sanctuary of the Clans.  After an already terrible day, what misfortune awaits them on the ride home?

Author's note: Sorry about the formatting.  Once again, fanficiton.net hates me.