*After a burst of blinding light and a large gust of wind, Merton is finally able to see what's happening*

Merton: *tries to get up* What the h-

Serene: Do not get up, Merton, let me finish your masage. *pushes his head back into her lap and continues to masage his temples*

Martica: It is Roxanne, and she has brought us help!

*Roxie gracefully lands on her feet and walks over to the other muses, while Tommy and Lori stumble onto the glassy surface, tripping and bumbing into each other*

Lori: Merton! Are you okay? Did he do anything to you?

Serene: He is fine, he just needs to relax *runs her fingers through his hair*

Merton:*giggles*

Lori:*scowls then walks over and kneels next to Merton*

Faith: I see that you've brought us assistance?

Alayna: One very handsome assistance, if I may say.

Roxie:*walks over to Tommy and holds his hand* One that does not belong to you...

Alayna: I beg to differ..

Tommy: What are you talking about?

Verite: *interrupts the pre-cat fight* Never you mind, good sir.

Martica: Will you introduce us, Roxanne?

Roxie: Sure. Tommy, meet Martica, Alayna, Verite, and Faith.

Tommy: Nice to meet you all *flashes million dollar smile*

Roxie: Oh, and Lori and Serene are both over there- Serene, no!

Serene:*about blow a pile of glittery sand at Lori* What?

*Roxie, Tommy, Verite, Faith, Martica, and Alayna, who's lingering behind to watch Tommy walk, go over to Serene and Lori, which are both standing adjacent to each other, with Merton standing off the Lori's left*

Faith: What are you thinking, using the stunning dust on a human? And such a large amount!

Verite: You could have killed her...

Serene:*mumbles while twirling a strand of her straight red hair* That was the point..

Lori: No one flirts with my guy and tries to steal him from me! Let's rumble. *puts up her fist and gets into her fighting stance* Bring it, on, Red.

Tommy: Lori, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Merton: Yeah.. obviously she's going to use some sort of powers on you..

Lori: Can it, Merton!

Serene: Even he knows that you are being a foolish mortal..

Lori: That's it, now I've REALLY had it *kicks her leg out and hits Serene's hand, sending glittery powder everywhere*

Roxie: Run, before it lands! *tries to push everyone away, but gets tripped along the way and thuds on the floor*

*in slow motion, the dust falls to the ground on Serene, Lori, Alayna, Verite, Martica, and Faith, who were all standing in shock, are now laying in a messy pile on the floor*

Tommy: *calls across, the long, empty, glassy room*Dude, what happened?

Merton: I dunno, the last thing I saw was you running, Roxie tripping, then I was just crouched in this corner... I don't work well with magic confrontations, so I just sort of..flew over here.

Tommy: Merton, you know you can't fly..

Merton: I know I can't fly, but it felt like it.

Tommy: Yeah.. *rolls eyes* sure Merton..

Merton: It's true!

Tommy: So now what are we gonna do? Everyone except us and Roxie got knocked out.

Merton: Umm.. I think it's just you and me Tommy. Roxie had a nasty fall and probably hit her head really hard.

Tommy: What makes you say that?

Merton: The fact that she's lying unconcious on the floor over there.

Tommy: *worriedly glances at Roxie on the floor* Oh I hope she's okay..

Merton: Aww *cutesy wootsey voice* Scawed fow you wittle pookie wookie?

Tommy: *glares at Merton and his eyes flash yellow* I wouldn't talk, "Merty Werty"

Merton: Point taken.

Tommy: So let's find this guy and kick his a-

Merton: *whimpers as eyes widen in surprise* T-t-t -*continues to studder, unable to get out the complete name*

Tommy: What is it? Merton, are you okay?

Merton: T-t-t-tommy..b-b-b-big..aa-a-angry m-m-m-man b-b-b-behind y-y-y- ou...

Tommy: Huh? *turns around to see a large wall of a person, his nose only reaching the person's lower abdomen* Oh I gotcha...

Tall man: *has a very deep voice* What a nice surprise.. I have company..

Merton: *laughs nervously* Heheh... not so much company, just curious outsiders that'll be leaving now...*turns and starts to walk away*

Tall man: But we haven't had the proper introduction *stretches out arm, and pulls it back in, magically pulling Merton standing right next to Tommy* I'm Mirone, connoisseur of the dark arts, meddler of magic, etc.

Tommy: So, you like magic huh? *sarcastically* Do you pull bunnies out of hats?

Mirone: Not quite...I perform more jubilant tricks, like torturing innocent muses who ruined my entire life..

Merton: So.. if you just torture muses, why not let us go?

Tommy: Merton!

Merton: What? I'm trying to save my, I mean our butts!

Tommy: I'm not leaving without Roxie!

Mirone: Ah.. the mortal and the muse, what a touching love story..

Tommy: Shut up..

Mirone: Beg pardon? Did you just disrespectfully answer my question?

Tommy: Yes I did...

Mirone: I guess I'll just have to return your polite gesture then. *lifts arm out over to the pile of muses and Lori, and-with his evil powers- causes Roxie to levitate into standing position*

Tommy: Hey.. put her down!

Mirone: Oh, that isn't the painful part...this is *a blue glow surrounds the floating Roxie, and she starts to convulse and writhe*

Tommy: Stop it! You're hurting her!

Mirone: And who's going to stop me? Some punk and his nearly dead friend?

Merton: I resent that...technically Tommy's a jock/werewolf, not a punk, and I'm a goth, not nearly dead.

Tommy: Shut up, Merton *wolfs out*

Merton: Man.. I'm ever so thankful for my loving friends that listen to me all the time

Mirone: Is it because he's trapped in a mirror, or is he always this annoying?

Tommy: No.. this is the normal Merton, and you wonder why I'm so agitated..

Mirone: Anyway.. back to the my point.. give me the spell!

Merton: What spell? The one to vanquish you?

Tommy: Merton, he didn't know that!

Merton: Oopsies..

Mirone: It's no matter, no spell can get rid of me, now give me the one on the back of the mirror!

Tommy: Never! Not until you put Roxie down.

Mirone: Fine *stops the magic and Roxie clunks to the floor* Now give me the spell!

Tommy: No!*takes a punch at Mirone, but his fist freezes in mid punch* What the heck?

Merton: He's using his evil powers to stop you!

Tommy: Well help me!

Merton: D'I don't know how to! *flings his arms out, and then Tommy and Mirone both go flying across the room*

Tommy: Whoa Merton! *punches Mirone in the face*What was that?

Merton: I dunno.. that was pretty weird.

Tommy:*while fighting with Mirone* Merton, get help! Try and wake Lori up or something!

Lori:*appears out of no where* Whoa. That was too creepy

Merton: Lori?!? How'd you get here when your body's over there?!?