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Chapter 2-
THE TWELVE FAVOURS AND THE THIRTEENTH
Legolas's heart sank. The head of the internationally renowned Stafia was calling in a favour from him. Legolas didn't let any of the fear he was experiencing register on his face, to the outside world he remained breathtaking. Oliver gave Legolas a calculating look - why wasn't he shocked, scared, petrified or still with fear? Everyone else that had ever been in his situation would have either passed out by now or would be trying to bribe him with everything they owned. Oliver filed his curiosity away for later scrutiny and got on with it.
"Well?" Oliver said, raising an eyebrow.
"Certainly" Oliver beamed.
"Good, I trust you know what this is about?" Legolas shook his head, ice blond hair spilling onto his shoulder.
"Surely you remember the hat?" Legolas's hand slowly rose to his head and took from it's lofty perch the most amazing, glorious hat ever created.
"How could I forget?" The hat the elf clutched in his hand was so truly beautiful and radiant it defied definition.
"Well who was it who scouted, picked out and secured that luscious hat for you?"
"A servant, I guess." Legolas's heart sank, he knew where this was leading.
"But the point is, as I'm sure you understand, it was my servant."
"Oh dear."
"Indeed oh dear."
"But I thought you did that for me as a friend." Legolas whined.
"I did, but as I'm sure you understand if it got out that the head of the Stafia was just handing out favours we'd be inundated with annoying people and their useless requests. So even if you didn't realise it at the time you are in fact indebted to me and I intend to use that power I have over you to make you do some stuff."
Legolas looked at him slyly. A smile tugging the corners of his mouth.
"I didn't know you cared."
Wood continued looking at him stonily and Legolas's smile faltered. "You're not serious are you Wood? Aw come on man that is so not cool..."
Wood cut him off sharply.
"Oh for goodness sake Legolas. AS IF!!! I have thousands of people attending to that whim. And, now I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but you're not my type as in you're the wrong gender."
Legolas breathed a sigh of relief
"Oh no this is more business than pleasure. You see as it was such a special hat I'm calling in 12 favours."
Legolas looked at him uneasily.
"12 favours?"
"Think of them as 12 tasks."
"12 tasks?"
"Yes, and the 13^th."
"So it is 13 tasks?"
"No, like I said. It is 12 tasks and the 13^th."
Legolas decided that the stafia chiefs mind was obviously too brilliant for him to understand and didn't contradict him further. Meanwhile Wood was continuing
"You will receive information about your next task when the one before it is successfully completed. Your path to self discovery starts at Hogwarts...."
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Chapter 2-
THE TWELVE FAVOURS AND THE THIRTEENTH
Legolas's heart sank. The head of the internationally renowned Stafia was calling in a favour from him. Legolas didn't let any of the fear he was experiencing register on his face, to the outside world he remained breathtaking. Oliver gave Legolas a calculating look - why wasn't he shocked, scared, petrified or still with fear? Everyone else that had ever been in his situation would have either passed out by now or would be trying to bribe him with everything they owned. Oliver filed his curiosity away for later scrutiny and got on with it.
"Well?" Oliver said, raising an eyebrow.
"Certainly" Oliver beamed.
"Good, I trust you know what this is about?" Legolas shook his head, ice blond hair spilling onto his shoulder.
"Surely you remember the hat?" Legolas's hand slowly rose to his head and took from it's lofty perch the most amazing, glorious hat ever created.
"How could I forget?" The hat the elf clutched in his hand was so truly beautiful and radiant it defied definition.
"Well who was it who scouted, picked out and secured that luscious hat for you?"
"A servant, I guess." Legolas's heart sank, he knew where this was leading.
"But the point is, as I'm sure you understand, it was my servant."
"Oh dear."
"Indeed oh dear."
"But I thought you did that for me as a friend." Legolas whined.
"I did, but as I'm sure you understand if it got out that the head of the Stafia was just handing out favours we'd be inundated with annoying people and their useless requests. So even if you didn't realise it at the time you are in fact indebted to me and I intend to use that power I have over you to make you do some stuff."
Legolas looked at him slyly. A smile tugging the corners of his mouth.
"I didn't know you cared."
Wood continued looking at him stonily and Legolas's smile faltered. "You're not serious are you Wood? Aw come on man that is so not cool..."
Wood cut him off sharply.
"Oh for goodness sake Legolas. AS IF!!! I have thousands of people attending to that whim. And, now I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but you're not my type as in you're the wrong gender."
Legolas breathed a sigh of relief
"Oh no this is more business than pleasure. You see as it was such a special hat I'm calling in 12 favours."
Legolas looked at him uneasily.
"12 favours?"
"Think of them as 12 tasks."
"12 tasks?"
"Yes, and the 13^th."
"So it is 13 tasks?"
"No, like I said. It is 12 tasks and the 13^th."
Legolas decided that the stafia chiefs mind was obviously too brilliant for him to understand and didn't contradict him further. Meanwhile Wood was continuing
"You will receive information about your next task when the one before it is successfully completed. Your path to self discovery starts at Hogwarts...."
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It seems our last request for reviews was ignored... this makes us sad, angry, confused and potentially dangerous. Now as we are the Stafia we are all powerfull... scared? You should be! If threatening doesn't work desperation will kick in...PLEASE REVIEW US!!!