Lori: I-I- don't know...
Merton: Tell me what happened!
Lori: I don't know! All I can tell you is what I remember. Roxie said "Run before it lands!" so then I tried to run, but I couldn't, my body was frozen. So I was willing myself to be safe at home..the next thing I knew, I was at home, in my room, sitting on my bed.
Merton: Then what?
Lori: Then as I was wondering how I got there, I felt this sort of pull in my stomach, and then I was back in my body, unable to move. So then I was wishing that I could help you and Tommy, and I popped in.
Merton: Something isn't right about this.. we need to find out what's wrong with us.
Lori: Us?
Merton: Yeah, I sort of flung Tommy and Mirone over there without knowing how. Maybe it's-
Tommy: Merton! Sorry to interrupt, but I'm kind of getting the crap kicked out of me by a warlock, so if we could just talk about this later..
Merton: *sigh* Oh alright..
Lori: Tommy, do you need any help?
Tommy: Just a tad! *tries to kick Mirone in the face*
Mirone:*catches Tommy's foot and starts to twist his leg* I hope this doesn't hurt..
Tommy: *screams in pain* Lori, get the spell, quick!
Lori: Okay..*walks over to her body, and gets a piece of paper out of her jean pocket* Whoa..this is freaky, I've never been so close to myself before...
Merton: Lori, you help Tommy and I'll take care of the warlock..
Lori: You? Take care of a warlock?
Merton: Thanks for the vote of confidence...just trust me, 'k?
Lori: Okay..
Mirone:*throws Tommy into the wall by Lori* You think fighting with a werewolf would be more of a challenge..
Merton: That's it.. I've had it with you trash talking everyone, the cheezy Greek accent isn't helping either..
Mirone: What cheezy Greek accent? This is real!
Merton: Sure...
Mirone: Why you little-
Merton: May I interrupt?
Mirone:*puzzled expression looms across his face*
Merton: If you're going to insult me, I would at least not start off with "Why you little-" It's really just pointing out your insecurities of you being so tall...
Mirone: *starts forming a large, purple, electric ball in between the palms of his hands*
Merton:*laughs his, nervous, high pitched giggle* Heh heh heh.. you wouldn't be thinking of using that on lil old me?
Mirone:*holds the ball, which is now about the size of a medicine ball, and gives Merton a look of triumph* It's a shame that your little friends won't have any proof of your death..
Merton: Oh..and why's that?
Mirone: Because this orb is so powerful, when you're blown to bits, the pieces are so small, not even the best microscope could find any trace of you...Good bye, Mervon. *throws the orb at Merton*
Merton: Daaah! *flings his hand out towards the orb, and it is sent backwards into Mirone, knocking him right into the wall unconscious*
Lori: Oh my god.. how did you do that?
Merton:*claps hands together as if wiping off dust* Aw..it was nothing...
Lori: Help me pick up Tommy
*Merton and Lori go over to Tommy, put one of his arms around each of there shoulders, and carry him over to where the barely breathing Mirone is laying*
Tommy: Serves him right, evil bastard...come on, let's say the spell.
Tommy, Merton, and Lori:
"Spirits of the Skies
Spirits of the Sea,
Listen to my pleading cries,
I ask of help from thee.
Bind, Mirone, the lowly scum,
Unto the spot from where he stands,
Let your ruling powers come,
And give no mercy to this man."
*A green vine comes out of the ground, making the whole room shake, and wraps itself around Mirone, trapping him to the ground*
Lori: Now what?
Merton: Now we flea!
Tommy: Okay.. just one quick question. How are we gonna get out if we don't know the spell?
Merton: That's easy.. we just um.. wake them up!
Lori: Wait! I got an idea!
Tommy: What is it?
Lori: I can do whatever I did before, read the back of the mirror, open the portal, and you guys bring them all out with you!
Tommy: Are you sure you know how to pronunce, I mean announce
Merton: Do you mean annunciate? Or pronounce?
Tommy: It's one of those two..
Lori: Yeah.. Roxie said it before, I should get it easily enough. Get them up and ready to leave. See you in a jiff!*closes her eyes and concentrates, then diappears*
Tommy: Okay..how're we gonna do this.. my leg isn't working quite right, man.*gives the pleading look*
Merton: Oh no..you don't mean..
Tommy: If I could help you I would...actually I will.. I'll take Roxie.. but that's all I can handle with my leg.
Merton: Not that have a problem with women on me, but I don't think I can carry them all!
Tommy: Just use your weird thingy, that lifts stuff!
Merton: You mean my new found power?
Tommy: yeah.. just lift them and carry them out, it should be easy enough.
Merton: Okay, but if my brain collapses under the weight, it'll be on your conscious *puts both his hands out, palms face up, closes his eyes, and concentrates*
*soon the whole pile of unconscious bodies in the corner are hovering in mid air*
Tommy: Dude, you did it! That is soo cool.
Merton: Yeah I know.. just think what I can do to Becky now that-
Lori's voice: *echoing in the large glass room* Here goes nothing "Clache clache multe dorum!"
*the portal opens for the last and final time, sucking Tommy, Merton, and the pile of women's bodies into the swirling blue and white vortex*
Merton: Tell me what happened!
Lori: I don't know! All I can tell you is what I remember. Roxie said "Run before it lands!" so then I tried to run, but I couldn't, my body was frozen. So I was willing myself to be safe at home..the next thing I knew, I was at home, in my room, sitting on my bed.
Merton: Then what?
Lori: Then as I was wondering how I got there, I felt this sort of pull in my stomach, and then I was back in my body, unable to move. So then I was wishing that I could help you and Tommy, and I popped in.
Merton: Something isn't right about this.. we need to find out what's wrong with us.
Lori: Us?
Merton: Yeah, I sort of flung Tommy and Mirone over there without knowing how. Maybe it's-
Tommy: Merton! Sorry to interrupt, but I'm kind of getting the crap kicked out of me by a warlock, so if we could just talk about this later..
Merton: *sigh* Oh alright..
Lori: Tommy, do you need any help?
Tommy: Just a tad! *tries to kick Mirone in the face*
Mirone:*catches Tommy's foot and starts to twist his leg* I hope this doesn't hurt..
Tommy: *screams in pain* Lori, get the spell, quick!
Lori: Okay..*walks over to her body, and gets a piece of paper out of her jean pocket* Whoa..this is freaky, I've never been so close to myself before...
Merton: Lori, you help Tommy and I'll take care of the warlock..
Lori: You? Take care of a warlock?
Merton: Thanks for the vote of confidence...just trust me, 'k?
Lori: Okay..
Mirone:*throws Tommy into the wall by Lori* You think fighting with a werewolf would be more of a challenge..
Merton: That's it.. I've had it with you trash talking everyone, the cheezy Greek accent isn't helping either..
Mirone: What cheezy Greek accent? This is real!
Merton: Sure...
Mirone: Why you little-
Merton: May I interrupt?
Mirone:*puzzled expression looms across his face*
Merton: If you're going to insult me, I would at least not start off with "Why you little-" It's really just pointing out your insecurities of you being so tall...
Mirone: *starts forming a large, purple, electric ball in between the palms of his hands*
Merton:*laughs his, nervous, high pitched giggle* Heh heh heh.. you wouldn't be thinking of using that on lil old me?
Mirone:*holds the ball, which is now about the size of a medicine ball, and gives Merton a look of triumph* It's a shame that your little friends won't have any proof of your death..
Merton: Oh..and why's that?
Mirone: Because this orb is so powerful, when you're blown to bits, the pieces are so small, not even the best microscope could find any trace of you...Good bye, Mervon. *throws the orb at Merton*
Merton: Daaah! *flings his hand out towards the orb, and it is sent backwards into Mirone, knocking him right into the wall unconscious*
Lori: Oh my god.. how did you do that?
Merton:*claps hands together as if wiping off dust* Aw..it was nothing...
Lori: Help me pick up Tommy
*Merton and Lori go over to Tommy, put one of his arms around each of there shoulders, and carry him over to where the barely breathing Mirone is laying*
Tommy: Serves him right, evil bastard...come on, let's say the spell.
Tommy, Merton, and Lori:
"Spirits of the Skies
Spirits of the Sea,
Listen to my pleading cries,
I ask of help from thee.
Bind, Mirone, the lowly scum,
Unto the spot from where he stands,
Let your ruling powers come,
And give no mercy to this man."
*A green vine comes out of the ground, making the whole room shake, and wraps itself around Mirone, trapping him to the ground*
Lori: Now what?
Merton: Now we flea!
Tommy: Okay.. just one quick question. How are we gonna get out if we don't know the spell?
Merton: That's easy.. we just um.. wake them up!
Lori: Wait! I got an idea!
Tommy: What is it?
Lori: I can do whatever I did before, read the back of the mirror, open the portal, and you guys bring them all out with you!
Tommy: Are you sure you know how to pronunce, I mean announce
Merton: Do you mean annunciate? Or pronounce?
Tommy: It's one of those two..
Lori: Yeah.. Roxie said it before, I should get it easily enough. Get them up and ready to leave. See you in a jiff!*closes her eyes and concentrates, then diappears*
Tommy: Okay..how're we gonna do this.. my leg isn't working quite right, man.*gives the pleading look*
Merton: Oh no..you don't mean..
Tommy: If I could help you I would...actually I will.. I'll take Roxie.. but that's all I can handle with my leg.
Merton: Not that have a problem with women on me, but I don't think I can carry them all!
Tommy: Just use your weird thingy, that lifts stuff!
Merton: You mean my new found power?
Tommy: yeah.. just lift them and carry them out, it should be easy enough.
Merton: Okay, but if my brain collapses under the weight, it'll be on your conscious *puts both his hands out, palms face up, closes his eyes, and concentrates*
*soon the whole pile of unconscious bodies in the corner are hovering in mid air*
Tommy: Dude, you did it! That is soo cool.
Merton: Yeah I know.. just think what I can do to Becky now that-
Lori's voice: *echoing in the large glass room* Here goes nothing "Clache clache multe dorum!"
*the portal opens for the last and final time, sucking Tommy, Merton, and the pile of women's bodies into the swirling blue and white vortex*