(the next morning)
"good morning, logan, bobby."
"whatever"
"are our two southern companions joining us for breakfast this morning?"
"not on their own free will. That's why I'm making them!"
"ah! Good morning sam, remy."
"what's so good about it??!!"
"what he said!"
*ring*
"I"ll get it!!"
"who in the right flamin' mind would be so indecent to call us at eleven in the freakin morning!?"
"it's reed Richards. He wants to talk to , and I quote, 'the lazy ass leader'."
"reed Richard talked? Does that mean ah have to have another drink?"
"I hope not."
"yeah…..uh-huh….where?…okay, okay ya got yerslf a deal. Bye"
"well?"
"well, I just struck a deal with the fantastic four. They'll handle all the major emergencies this week, if we go get this equipment they need. We leave in an hour."
*groan*
(an hour later)
"so how far do we have to go?"
"just inta the city"
"wait a minute, where do we have to get dis stuff from?
"someplace called joe's auto parts and another place called sid's garage."
"lets split up into teams. That way we can cover more ground and be home by dinner."
"good one beast. Okay beast, gambit and the Popsicle are one and me and sam on the other. Your orders, DON'T LOOSE THE ICE CUBE!!! I REPEAT DON'T LOOSE DRAKE!!!"
"we won't. at least not after what happened last time."
"okay lets go"
(15 minutes later)
"I'm bored."
"that could be dangerous, judjing by what happened yesterday."
"if yoah that boared then count rocks."
"tried it."
"bet ya only got t' two"
"LOGAN!!! SAM'S PICKING ON MEEEEEEEE!"
"did not"
"did too"
"did not"
"did too" *whack*
"bobby hit me!!"
"no I didn't!!"
" are we there yet??"
"can't we go any faster??"
"sam kicked me!!"
"remy kicked me first!!"
"did not!! Dat was drake!!" *whack*
"see he did it again!!"
"I have to go to the bathroom!"
"we wouldn't happen to be there yet would we?"
" remys' kicking the seat!!"
"go t' hell!!"
"SHUT UP!!! ALL OF YOU, NOW!!!!" *SNIKT*
"….."
"that's better"
( team one (logan and sam) joe's auto parts)
"this the place?"
"yep, lets go. This is an in and out job, the parts are preordered."
"hello, could I, like, help you?"
"yeah we need these parts."
"are you reed Richards?"
"no"
"oohh. Is reed Richards here?"
"no"
"do you have his phone number? I need proof that that your authorized to pick these up"
"no"
"oh. Well then fill these out, and I'll see what I can do. I"ll go see what the manager says."
"in and out, right?"
(team two)
"yes that would be them, thank you very much for your assistance."
"okay lets go find logan and sam, you commin bobby?… Bobby? Ahhhhhh!!!! We lost drake!!!"
"calm down. How far could he have gone? We only turned our backs for a moment."
(three blocks away)
yeah, okay. This is boring! Hmmm, something to do. I know!! I could ride the bus!! Here it comes now!!
(team one)
"look lady I filled out the forms!!! Reed Richards asked me personally to go pick these up for him!! What more do you want!!!!!"
"maybe you should talk to the owner. Um…fill these out while I go get him."
"grrrrrrrr"
(team two)
"okay, okay….uh…split up!! You take de west side an' I'll take de east!!"
"okay, we meet back here in half an hour!! And if we still haven't found him, we go get logan."
"okay"
(bobby)
hmmm…gilligans a weird mane. I mean who'd name their kid gilligan. That's just not right! Where's this bus going anyway?
"hey where're we headed?"
"edge of town."
"okay"
(team one)
"look pal reed Richards asked me to pick these up for him."
"do you have any kind of proof? At all? I can't give you these parts without proof."
"no I don't have proof!! I just wanna take the parts and get the flaming hell outta here!!!"
"not without proof."
"dammit I don't got no proof!!"
"uh..logan, mon ami. We got a problem."
"so do I! They won't let me pick up the flaming parts until Richards says I can."
"let me handle dis. Go tell 'im reed Richards is here."
"okay pal reed Richards is here!"
"could I see some proof that he's reed Richards?"
"of coarse, mon frere."
"alright, here are the parts."
"merci"
"hey Cajun where'd ya get Richards ID?"
"dats for me t' know and you to find out, but right now we got bigger problems."
"where's bobby?"
"OH MY GOD YOU LOST DRAKE!!"
(six hours later at a transit lost and found)
"is that him?"
"yup that's him alright."
"YOU GUYS FINALLY FOUND ME!!!!"
"shut up and get in the car!! And not a word outta any of you this time or else" *snikt*