Okay, guys…it has been brought to my attention that you all want me to continue the story…well, um….yeah I got an idea (you poor, poor people.)
Disclaimer: x-men are nnnnnooooootttttt mmmmiiiiinnnneeee. (that's not mine got it?? Well do you??) I also don't own generation X, Hannah-barberra, Scooby doo, the flintstones, the jetsons, the car from back to the future and whatever company produced it, the dialoge from blacksheep, or the theme songs of any Hannah-barberra favorites.
#psionic speech#
thought
~singing~
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"guys?? Do I really have to
stay in the corner?? I mean I didn't get that lost, did I?"
*snickt*
"I also said no talking, didn't
I ??!!"
*nod*
"good"
"are you really going to leave
Robert in the corner…he did sleep there all night."
"he acted like a child, he gets
treated like a child…"
"sam and remy are laughing at
meeeeeeeeeee!!"
"I said no talking drake!!!"
*ring*
"uh-oh. That can't be good…"
*ring*
"are you gonna answer it??"
"after yesterday…no."
*ring*
*……*
*ring*
"FINE!!! I'LL ANSWER THE DAMNED
PHONE!!! WHATTA YA WANT??!!! Who? WHAT?? I…well actu…wha…we're……* dial tone*
see ya then, I guess…"
"who was that, mon ami??"
"that was banshee…apparently,
we're babysitting the gen X kids fer a coupla days…"
" my friends, we are all
completely doomed…"
"mah sisters commin' ta the
mansion??"
"what are dere names again??"
"can I talk now??"
"NO!!"
"when do they arrive?"
"really soon…"
(five hours later)
""WOLVIE!!!!!"
"they're here!"
"no use pretending were not
home…"
"SAM!!"
" duei, I t'ink dey saw us."
*crash*
"they didn't really need that,
right chica?"
"guess ya gotta let them in?"
*door opens*
"WOLVIE!!!!!!"
*JUMP*
*CRASH*
"SAM!!!"
*CRASH*
"hola senor mccoy. Remember
me??"
"why's bobby, sitting in the
corner??"
.#where's my room?#
"ugh. This decore is a slight
bit…oh, let's say ugly."
"so what's for dinner??"
"were not gonna survive dese
next few days, are we??"
"not with our sanity intact."
*boom*
*crash*
#you guys didn't need that right??#
*sigh*
(afew minutes later)
"SAM!! GET OUTTA THE BATHROOM
YOU DORK!!!"
"paige?"
"what!!"
"ah'm not in the bathroom."
"then who is??"
*thinking*
"ah don't think anyone is…"
"then why's it locked??"
"…CRAP! NOT AGAIN!"
(elsewhere)
"so, um…"
"monet"
"so, monet…um…what are you
watching??"
"I thought you weren't supposed
to be talking."
"I'm not, so don't tell anyone"
"very well…I'm watching an
educational program."
"no your not…your watching
Scooby doo!"
"I…um…uh…"
"did you see the one where…."
(elsewhere)
*bang*
*clatter*
*pow*
*screeeeeeeech*
#are you sure this will work,
mate?#
"of coarse, I've had this
planned for years"
#but you never actually tried
it?#
"I've been through it a million
times in my head…it's pretty much the same thing."
#well if your tht sure#
"of coarse, mi amigo."
(elswere)
"have you seen gambit
anywhere???"
"no. why?"
"we need him to pick a lock for
us…we're kinda desprate."
"um…I believe I saw him at the
doc last.."
"thankyou!"
*running*
"what's up with the hayseeds??"
"the young gunthrie siblings
need gambit to pick a lock for them…"
"where is gumbo?"
"he seems to have disappeared."
"wolvie!!! Come try this
batch!!!!"
*sigh*
"what's this all about??"
"jubilee decided to try
cooking…"
"ouch"
"you coming wolvie??!!"
"I'm coming darlin'"
(elswere)
"Hannah-barberra are compleat
geniuses!!!"
"scobby was the best!!! With
the flinstones at a close second!!!"
"hey monet, did you see the one
where they were at the haunted ski resort??"
"oh god yes!! That was a
classic!"
(elsewhere)
*bang*
*slorc*
*meeeeow*
*rumble*
#now your sure this'll work?#
"for the last time, yes! Now
hand me the ssaudering iron"
*sizzle*
*scrape*
#looking good, angelo#
"almost done"
(elsewhere)
"so how's that one?"
"just as good as the last
*cough*. Would ya hand me another beer, darlin'"
"sure thing. I think I'll try
squid next."
*groan*
(elswere)
"is he there?"
"ah'm not lookin'!"
"why? Ya afraid of a little
water?"
"right now? Yes!"
"okay we'll look
together…one…two…three"
(elsewhere)
~scooby-dooby-doo where are you
we got some work to do now~
"take it bobby"
~scooby-dooby-doo where are you
your ready and your willing~
(elsewhere)
"so he wasn't there and we
wasted a whole three minutes looking
for 'em"
"and almost peed our pants in
the meantime."
"we gotta find 'em fast!"
"jono? Sweetie? Do you know
where gambit is??"
#no. sorry sunshine. I did see
him around the kitchen earlier *running*….though. what's wrong with them?#
"don't know…hand me the socket
wrench."
(elswere)
"so how's the research goin'
mon ami?"
"gambit?!"
"you now another guy with red
eyes?"
"we'll, that guy who appeared with x-force for awile had red
eyes, and so does sinis—"
"say de rest o' dat name and
die!"
"…okay. I believe my research
is going well, though it is starting to suffer with the generation X kids
around.just a moment agoone of them came in here looking for wire-cutters!"
"I know what you mean…jubilee
wanted me to try…whatever it was, that she coocked. Not pretty!"
"you know what?"
"what?"
"we should get back at banshee
and emma for this"
"I like de way you t'ink!"
"I have a plan"
(elsewhere)
"uh…jubes…darlin' I am getting'
kinda full…please"
"oh come on, just one more, I
swear!"
"…alright, what is it?"
"I call it…tuna and strawberry
quick surprise."
*moan*
*tap turning on*
"don't knock it till you try
it. Now eat your food or you won't get dessert!"
*groan*
"is gambit in here!!! It's an
emergency!!! AAAAHHHHH!! TURN OFF THE WATER!!!!!!"
"oh okay."
*tap turning off*
"THANK YOU!!!"
"what's the emergency??"
"the bathroom doors locked and
we really need to—"
"is anyone inside?"
"nnooooooooooooo"
"I knew I shouldn't 've let
drake go by himself!! He does this every freakin' time!!!"
"aren't you going to eat your
food, wolvie??"
"um…not now…I gotta…gotta….help
… the hayseeds find the Cajun!"
"aawwwwwww"
(elswere)
*clash*
*screeeeek*
"WE DID IT!!!"
# it looks great!!#
"it is great!! Lets try it!!"
*rattle*
*pop*
*zoom*
(elsewhere)
"what a plan! Henri you really are a genius!"
"oh I couldn't have done it
without your help, my young Cajun companion."
"dey are so gonna pay for
leaving us t' babysit! 'specially when de fantastic four's s'posed t' be
handling dis!"
"oh revenge is sweet."
(elswere)
~scooby-dooby-doo where are you
we got some work to do now!~
"let's sing the flintstones!!"
~flintstones meet the
flintstones their a modern stone age family…~
*ka-pow!*
"what was that?"
#um…m-m-mister drake?#
"yeah?"
#um…you know your car…#
(elswere)
"he's gotta be here
somewhere!!!"
"ah can't wait much longer!!!!"
"hey guys?"
"not now jubilee!!"
"never mind them, what is it
jues?"
"isn't that him…right in front
of us? With hank?"
"so it is."
*running*
"PLEASE OPEN THE BATHROOM
DOOR!!! WE'RE DESPRATE!!!"
"WE CAN'T WAIT ANY
LONGEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!"
"um…okay. Was bobby in dere or
something?"
"YES!!! NOW OPEN
IIIIIIIIIIIIITT!!!!"
*clutter*
*crack*
*click*
*swing*
"dere you go…"
"THANK YOU!!!"
*RUNNING*
*SMACK*
"AH'M GOIN' IN FIRST PAIGE!!!!"
"NO WAY!! AH NEED IT MORE!!!!"
" we'll let them fight over
that…"
(elsewhere)
"WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEAN IT'S
'A WEE BIT DESTROYED'?????!!!!!!!!"
#I…I…well , you see, me and
angelo were trying to recreate the car from back to the future and well….#
"OH FORGET IT!!! LETS SING THE
JETSONS SONG!!!!"
#I'll leave you two alone…#
"no you won't!! your singing it
too!!!"
#AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOT
THAT!!!!!#
(after dinner)
"so did you get the kids to
sleep?"
"no"
"gambit…your our last
hope…don't fail us now…"
(afew minutes later)
"did you get them to sleep??"
"yep! No problem, mon ami!"
"how did you do it!!??"
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"we don't have to go to sleep,
you know."
*hands start to glow*
"LISTEN KIDDO! I KNOW
WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP AND I SWEAR T' DE
GOD OF BRATTY MUTANT KIDS DAT DE OTHERS WILL CRY WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I'VE
DONE T' YOU!!!"
*…..*
"dat's better."
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"oh. Y'know, we came t' an
agreement."
"you didn't promise the
anything for us, did you?"
"now why would I do a t'ing like dat? I made dem a personal
promise. One I intend t' keep"
"alright then…what are we doing
tomorrow??"
"I gotta go look for a new
car…you guys coming?"
"…yeah okay."
"what about the kids?"
"bring
them along too. How much trouble could they cause at a car lot?"
well that's it for day three,
hope you enjoyed it! Next week on he x-mens adventure….day four (!). look
forward to day four…comming soon to a computer near you!
P.S. I will NOT continue this
story unless I get the magic number of reviews (mwahahah) why? Because I'm evil
and like a vampire I feed off of reviews.
Now what id the magic number ,
you ask? I'm not telling you!!!!! Mwahahaha!!! It could be a hundred!!!! Or it
might be three!!!!! Mwahahaha!!! Only I
know!!!!!mwaaaaaaaahhhahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!HA!!!