Okay I finally got my magic number of reviews!!! Finally being an understaement!! I posted the last chapter like two months ago!!! And my magic nuber was ONE!!!!!! Why did it take that long huh? *cricets chirp* oh forget it!!!
And I should mention that I'm gonna try a new format, so tell me witch one you like better.
(beast, wolverine and the girls from generation X)
Wolvie: hey what're you kids doing up so early? I thought kids slept in. your not supposed to be up before us!
Jubilee: we tried, we really did!!!
Hank: should we send them back to bed for another hour??
Husk: you can't do that!! It's 11:30!!
Wolvie: kid has a point…
(gambit, cannonball and the generation X boys)
skin: um…gambit, were outta clean plates…and knives…
jono: and food
gambit: I know. Dats why I'm eating kraft dinner outta a pan with de fork sam used last night.
Sam: you stole mah fork!!!
Gambit: yeah well you stole de last cup o' coffee!!
Jono: maybe we need to go shopping??
(bobby)
* picking up a piece of what used to be his car*
Bobby: my car!! My buitiful car!! Gone forever!!!
(wolvie, hank and the gen X girls)
wolvie: alright you can stay up! But you have to stay quiet for another half hour!
*girls nod*
hank: emma has trained them well. What time did bobby say he wanted to go to the car lot?
Monet: 11:00. call me crazy but I don't think we'll make it.
Wolvie: hey you still got twenty minutes of no talking! We should go now. Lets round up the others.
(bobby)
*hugging scrap metal to his chest*
bobby: my car!! Oh god why??!!
Hank: Robert? How would you like to look for a new better car?!
Bobby: *sniff* okay
(gambit, cannonball and the gen X boys)
gambit: okay we got no more food!!
Skin: we're gonna die aren't we?
Sam: of coarse we're gonna die!!! We have no food, we can't find the phone undah all the pizza boxes, and…whut 're you so happy about??!!
*all stare at jono*
jono: well mates, I don't eat.
wolvie: okay guys we're leaving for the car place are you coming?
Gambit: I don' t'ink so mon ami. We gotta get food!
Wolvie: okay but ya gotta take the boys with you.
Skin: why do we gotta go with them!?
Wolvie: cause drake still wants ta kill ya.
Jono: you know…I kinda like shopping, now that ya mention it.
Skin: yeah…shopping is fun.
Wolvie: good we'll meet you at the grocery store in a couplela hours.
Sam: sure…
(in wolvie's jeep)
the gen X girls and bobby: 99 thousand bottles of beer on the wall 99 thousand bottles of beer …
hank: how long does it take to get there again?
Wolvie: maybe an hour…
Hank: sigh….
Gen X girls and bobby: 87 thousand bottles of beer on the wall….
(the garage at the x-mension)
gambit: okay…if we take all de crap outta the back I t'ink dere's room for de kids.
Skin: you own a pick-up truck? I never would have thought you the type.
Jono: what's the year on it 196_ ?
Sam: well ah like it…
Skin and jono: too easy
(wolvie, beast, bobby and the girls)
beast: their trying to kill us aren't they!!??
Bobby and the girls: 1 thousand bottles of beer on the wall…
Wolvie: aw $#!+ !!!
Beast:…dare I ask what is the matter?
Wolvie: I took a wrong turn…were gonna be on the road for at least another couple hours!
Husk: jubilee screwed up!! Now we gotta start all over again!!
Bobby and the girls :99 thousand bottles…
Hank and wolvie: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(garage)
jono: what the hell is this?
*clatter*
*scrash*
*shuffle*
skin: why are there so many empty bottles of vodka back here?
Sam: hey ah finally found something useful!! No wait…
Skin: hey is that a rotten pear??!!
Gambit: correction dat's my rotten pear.
Skin: but I'm really hungry!!
Gambit: too bad…okay who took a bite a' my rotten pear!!??
Skin: it wasn't me!
Sam: mmo mme
*all stare at sam*
(on the road with bobby and the girls)
bobby and the girls: 76 hundred bottles of beer on the wall…
hank: I can't take it any more!!!
Wolvie: just hang on we've only got another hour and a half!!
Bobby and the girls: 68 hundred bottles of beer…
(on the road with gambit and cannonball and skin and jono and a half eaten rotton pear)
skin: quit hogging the pear!! It's the last piece of food in the mansion!!
Gambit: technincally it wasn' in de mansion, it was sitting in de back o' a truck for half a year, and it's my pear so I'll eat as much as I want!!
Sam: but ah already took a bite, so it's mine!!
Jono: did anyone bring the shopping list??
Gambit and sam: bwaahahahahahahahahahah!!
(on the road with bobby and the girls)
wolvie: okay almost there…ten more minutes….almost there…
hank: for the love of god STOP!!!
Bobby and the girls: 2 bottles of beer on the wall…
Wolvie: WE MADE IT!!!!
Hank: THANK GOD!!!
Monet: hmm…it appears to be closed…
Jubilee: well that was a big waste of time…
Bobby: lets start over, I lost count.
Hank and wolvie: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bobby and the girls: 999 million bottles of beer on the wall..
(at the super value…do they even have a super value in new york?)
gambit: okay, de rules of shopping you see dis?
*picks up chocolate cake*
Jono: a chocolate cake?
Sam: we like to refer to it as "bread"
Skin: oh we get it!!
*picks up container of chocolate milk*
jono: "milk"
Gambit: yesss! Let's try one more…
*picks up a case of apple strudles*
skin:…oh I know!! Fruit!!
Sam: ah think they'll do just fine.
(on the road)
bobby and the girls: 485 hundred bottles of beer….
Wolvie: hey girls, how bout we see if the other kids are still at the store?
Girls: okay!
( at the store)
sam: don't forget hank's twinkies!!
Skin: hey jono, how would you catagorize coca-cola?
Jono: definitely a juice
Skin:it can't be! It must be a snack food
Jono: juice!
Skin: snack!
Jono: juice!!
Gambit: hey shut up and help me and sam dent some cans!!
Skin: this ain't over amigo!!!
Jono: come on ange your denting then wrong!!
(at the store entrance)
wolvie: okay now stick together and keep your eyes out for them.
*boom*
*about thirty shelves full of stuff fall over like domino's*
bobby: I found them!!
Wolvie: that's it!! We're all going home right now!!!
(at home)
beast: angelo, gambit and sam will be alright in roughly twenty-four hours.
Wolvie: what was wrong with them?
Hank: they seem to have food poisoning due to eating this rotten kiwi.
Jono: that isn't a kiwi.
Monet: but what else could it be? Brown and fuzzy outside, green inside…
Jono: but it's a rotten pear!!
**hank drops the pear on the carpet*
*squish*
bobby: and they actually put that in their mouths?
Wolvie: appearantly. Now you kids get to bed. Sean and emma are picking you up tommorow.
Beast: good their gone. I'm gonna let you two in on a plan me and gambit divised as a sort of payback to emma and sean…
Well that's it for day four! Hope you enjoyed it!! Any suggestions for what I should do for day six? And again I must insist on a magic number of reviews before I continue…and this time it won't be one!!! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!