Wow! Thanks for all the reviews!! This is like triple my magic number!! So I guess now I owe you guys a really good chapter, huh? *sensor girl tries despratly to hold back laughter*
(in a secret room somewhere in the basement of the mansion that nobody knew was there, hence it being a "secret room")
bobby: did you get it??!!
Sam: yeah ah got it, and ya'll bettah be thankful! Ah nearly got my head taken off!!
Wolverine: ya did great kid! Okay those kids still asleep?
Gambit: it's 10:00 in de MORNING!! Why would dey be up so early?
Wolverine: good! Emma and sean will be here around 7:30 tonight so that gives us plenty of time to work out plan payback. Okay at exacty 12:30 we put plan payback into play.
Gambit: whadda we do till den?
Wolverine: nothing. Just act casual.
Beast: ah, revenge is sweet!! mwahahahahahhahah!!
The x-men: mwaaahahahahhahahhahahahha!!!
(in the kitchen)
*cubord opens*
husk: jubilee, I really don't think their in the cubord.
Jubilee: then where are they!! I'm hungry!!
Beast: are your per chance looking for us?
Jubilee: yeah. We're hungry.
Wolverine: then eat something
Beast: how about I make us all twinkie pancakes!
Skin: sounds good amigo.
(a little while later)
wolverine: okay kids, now since you would normally be in school we thought that banshee would appreciate it if we actually taught you kids something, so all you kids go into the proffesors study for your first class…anyone who resists answers to me, got it?
*snickt*
*children running*
(in the professors study)
*kids enter*
bobby: good, are you all here?
Jono: yes
Bobby: good cause I know you guys wouldn't want to miss this class…
Monet: what is this class?
Bobby: oh, it's a little class I like to call…prank-pulling 101!!
(kitchen)
hank: alright Samuel, bring out the secret weapon.
*looks both ways*
sam: alright here it is. What about …
hank: I got them…
(prank-pulling 101)
bobby: okay so you notice how I have the water balloon placed near the center of the door, but slightly off to the left…
jono: but wouldn't you really soak someone if it was right on the end of the door?
Bobby: ah, now you would think so wouldn't you? But then there would be no support from the frame.
Kids: oooohhhh
Bobby: okay now you open the door to about a 36 degree angle
*bobby gets out a protractor*
husk: does this have to be an exact 36 degrees?
Bobby: no, but with most doors 36 degrees gives you the best results. You soak the idiot stupid enough to open the door, and get a minumum amount of water on the floor, making clean-up easy…how bout a deninstration? HEY HANK?? CAN YOU COME UP HERE A SECOND?? Now remember in lesson one about hiding places? It's test time.
*footsteps*
*door opens*
hank: what was it …
*splash*
(kitchen)
*hank walks in*
sam: *holding back laughter* so what did bobby want ya for? *snort*
hank: apparently I was the demonstration.
Sam: *snort* and you fell for it?? *chuckle*
(outside)
bobby: okay, now this is one I like to call "hit and run". This is the basic structure for other classics like "the little ghost trick" and "the flaming $#!+ bag". Okay, now remember your hiding places, and if worse comes to worse and someone see's you, always ALWAYS blame it on the mail-man. Now watch me, cause you guys are next…
(kitchen)
*ding-dong*
sam: were we expectin' anyone?
Hank: I don't think so..
Sam: I'll answer it.
*opens door*
*looks around*
*shrug*
*closes door*
hank: who was it?
Sam: no one…
Hank: that's odd…
*ding-dong*
sam: ah'll get it!!
*opens door*
*looks around*
*closes door*
hank: still no one?
Sam: yeah, this's really weird.
*ding-dong*
sam: ah got it!!
*opens door*
*looks around*
sam: is anyone there?? Guess not…
*closes door*
(outside)
bobby: you see sam's reaction??
Kids: yeah…
Bobby: in this business he's what we refer to as an "easy target". Okay now the girls try…
(kitchen)
sam: it stopped!!!
*ding-dong*
sam: oh, someone else is at the door!!
*opens door*
*looks around*
sam: okay, ah know someone's out there!! Doorbells don't ring by themselves!!! Come on out!!!
*silence*
sam: okay, so ah guess there isn't anyone there…
*closes door*
*takes two steps*
*ding-dong*
sam:gggrrrrr
(kitchen)
gambit: how's it going mon ami???
Hank: not to bad. Another hour and it should be ready.
*ding-dong*
Wolverine: great. Who keeps ringing the doorbell?
(outside)
sam: OKAY SOMEONE HAS GOT TO BE OUT THERE!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP RINGING THE DOORBELL!!!!! I KNOW YOUR LISTENING TO ME!!!!
Wolvie: hey drake! It's time for their next class!!
*kids come out of the bushes*
sam: I-I-it was you??
Jubilee: now why would we do something like that??
Sam: then why were you out here in the firstplace??
Jubilee: we were trying to stop the mail-man from ringing the doorbell, but he was just to darn fast!
Sam: th-the mail-man did it??
Bobby: okay everyone, jubilee is now officially our top student!!
Wolvie:I want all you kids to meet me and gambit in the war room, understand?
*nodding*
(the kitchen)
hank *snort* so did you finally find out who rang the bell??
Sam: yeah. Turns out it was the mail-man all along…
(war room)
wolverine: all of you sit down!
*hand raises*
wolvie: yeah?
Skin: um…what do you teach in this class??
Wolvie: well, me and gumbo wanted to teach ya two things. 1) the best ways to piss of a leader and 2) how to do absolutely everything half-assed.
Gambit: any questions?
Jono: is it really possible to do everything half-assed??
Wolvie: hell yeah! We're gonna tell ya everything from monitor duty to sharpening a pencil. But we're gonna start with "the best ways to piss of a leader"
Gambit: rule number one, don' agree wit' anyt'in' he or she says, if possible don' listen at all.
Monet: so in short, always be the difficult one?
Gambit: yes!
(kitchen)
bobby: so guys how's the secret weapon coming?
Hank: it would go much better if sam stopped asking me to help him getrevenge on the mail-man.
Sam: bobby will you help me?!
Bobby: why of course I'll help you get back at the mail-man!
Sam: thank you!!
*hugs bobby*
(war room)
wolverine: now we move onto lesson two: how to identify a leader.
Gambit: I t'ink we shoud take notes on dis one. What do you t'ink?
*all get out paper and pencils*
gambit: *slaps forehead* nnnoooo! Your forgetting de first rule!! Always be difficult!!!
Wolvie: so everyone put away the paper and pencils.
*half the class does*
Wolvie: sigh…okay only half of you got it!! Okay, let me explain it this way…it's like playing a game of "simon says", but the leader is never "simon"….
(in the kitchen)
hank: so near compleation…
sam: should we call them down now??
Hank: no! it's still to soon!!
Bobby: how long do we have to wait? Sean and emma will be here in an hour!
Hank: patients robert! Patients!
(war room)
wolvie: so that about wraps up our class. I should also mention that there will be a test on everything you learned today…here's how the test is done…
(kitchen)
gambit: okay he's sendin' dem down in about two minutes, are you ready?
Hank: oh we're ready…
Gambit: send 'em in logan!!
(later that night)
sean: the place looks deserted…
emma: well there are people inside, lets go in and check it out. The door's open.
*opens door*
*splash!*
sean: a water balloon??!!
Emma: where do those x-men keep the towels??
Sean: upstairs in the bathroom.
*ring*
emma: answer the phone, sean!
*ring*
sean: hello?
Voice: I know who you are, but you don't know who I am, phys. Ed. Teacher!!
*hangs up phone*
*emma walks in*
sean: emma! What happened t' ye?? Why is ye're face blue??
Emma: there was ink on the towel.
Sean: oh, em, maybe we should look for them in here?
Emma: lead the way
*start walking down a particularly dark hallway*
*suddenly they see a pair of red eyes staring back at them*
sean and emma : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*run the other way*
*slip on black ice*
*get up and keep running*
*run into a random room and slam the door behind them*
wolverine: nice of you to join us…
emma: your mansion is haunted!!!
Hank: what makes you say that??
Sean: just take us to the kids so we can go home!!
Wolvie: are you sure about that??
Sean and emma :YES!!
Wolvie: alright, their in the next room…
*sean opens door*
*splash*
kids: hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha!!!!
*bounce, bounce*
emma: children why are you acting so…so…
husk: were hyper!!!!!
*bounce bounce bouncebounce*
Sean: oh dear god…
*run back into the other room*
sean: what have ye done t' them??
Bobby: oh let's just say, we gave them some coffee…
Emma: what kind of coffee??
Bobby: cable's special blend of super-coffee… and of coarse some of our favorite shugarry snacks…
*eyes widen*
*emma opens door*
*splash*
emma: wha…where did they get that second water balloon??
Sean: kids we're going home right now!!!
*bouncebouncebounce*
skin: we don't wanna go home!!!!
*bounce bounce bouncebounce*
emma: you are coming with us!!!
Monet:nnnnoooooooooooo!!!!
Emma: yes!
Jubilee: nnnnoooooooooo!!!
(two hours later)
*bounce*
emma: yes!
Husk: nnnnnooooooooo!!!
(in the other room)
sam: what do we do?? They won't leave!!
Gambit: …I gotta plan…
(other room)
*lights turn out*
*everyone stares at the two glowing eyes*
everyone: aaaaaahhahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
*all run into the van and drive off*
(back in the room)
*lights turn on*
gambit: well dat was easy!
(in the gen X van)
gen X kids: 999 thousand bottles of beer on the wall 999 thousand bottles of beer…
sean: emma make them stop!!!
Emma: I can't!! all the caffine is effecting their brains!! I can't control them!!!!
Kids: 998 thousand bottles of beer on the wall..
Sean and emma: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Aaaaahahahahahahahahahah….okay so it wasn't that good, but the revenge was pretty sweet, right? Oh…I see. Again I'm going to have to ask you for a magic number of reviews, because I'm eeeeeeeevil! Any suggestions for the next chapter??