Hello people…I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!!!! I am soooo sorry it took this long to update!! But both my keyboard and backup keyboard decided to celebrate april fools afew months early and stopped working right!!!! Needless to say they are …gone now…(laughs evily)…but now since I got a new better keyboard, I can finally continue this fic!
Disclaimer (because disclaimers are FUN!!!) : in three different languages…I don't own the x-men! (in Spanish) No poseo a los
x-hombres (in French) Je ne possède pas les x-hommes (and in german) Ich besitze nicht die Xmänner…there! Is everybody happy now?!
Now onto …day 6!!!!!
Some credit goes to lady amalthea for suggesting cable come for his coffee, and a BBBIIIIGGGG thank you to everyone who reviewed, and was so patient with me and my old piece of crap keyboards!!!
thought
*sound*
*ding dong*
*door opens*
mailman: um…does this belong to you?
Wolverine:…yeah, what did he do?
Mailman: what did he do!!?? He followed me around all day and threw rocks at me!! He's lucky I don't sue his ass!!
Sam: ah wasn't throwin' rocks, ah was throwin' gravel!
(inside)
beast: oh yes! Revenge is sweet!!
Bobby: I can't disagree with you on that one!! Hahahahahahahahahahaaa!!
Beast: hahahahahhahahhhahahahaha!!
(somewhere else)
gambit (on the phone): no! look cable, I swear I don' know what happened to your super-cofee…no, he doesn' know eit'er…sam's buisy he can' come t'de phone right now…oh I don' know, I think he attacked de mailman or somethin'….
(outside)
wolverine: yeah I know what he did, and he's real sorry aren't ya sam…
sam:…
*snickt*
sam: of coarse ah am!! Ah'm real sorry an' ah'll nevah do it again!
(inside)
beast: so what shall we do today my frigid friend?
Bobby: let's make a really big mess…
Beast: …that could be fun….
(on the phone)
gambit: yes, I'll tell dem…yes…FOR DE LAST FRICKIN' TIME I DON' KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YA SUPER-COFEE!!!!
(outside)
sam: good he's gone!
Wolvie: yeah, now let's head on inside…
*pulls door*
*door won't open*
*pulls again*
*nothing happens*
wolvie: uh…ya wouldn't happen to have an extra key would ya?
Sam: no, why?
Wolvie: cause we're officially locked out that's why!
(inside)
bobby: FOOOD FIGHT!!!!
(on the phone)
gambit: no…no,really…no need t' come over here, I'm sure s' not here…BECAUSE I JUS' KNOW!!…yeah, I gotta go now… I told you I already looked for it!!…
(outside)
wolvie: okay…uhm…check the back door!!
Sam: we have a back door?
Wolvie: no, but there's gotta be another way in. you check this side o' the mansion, and I"ll check the other, we'll meet at the back.
Sam: okay
(phone)
gambit: no! DON'T come over here!!…look I don' know where it is, sam don' know where it is, henri don't know where it is, the list goes on!!…no!! I'm sure I don', but maybe de fantastic four does…well ya know with us bein' off duty an all, dey might've used your coffee to keep demselves awake…I know!…okay…yes, I'll check de mansion again…
(inside)
*rrrrrriiiiipppp*
*scrunch*
*snip*
(sam)
oh look!! There's bobby and hank…but how do ah get there attention? Wait! Are they makin' paper snowflakes?!
(phone)
*ring*
gambit:…hello?…sigh, hello cable…
(wolvie)
there's the Cajun! Stupid Cajuns been on the phone all day! What's so damned important?!
*bang bang*
*bang bang*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
damn Cajun ain't listnin'!! okay I can always come back, not like he's goin' anywhere
(sam)
oh mah god!! Is that a super-soaker??
(gambit)
gambit: now are you sure dey don' have it?….HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU NOOOOOOO!!!!!???????…
(wolvie)
is he still on the phone? Crap I'm never gonna get back in! hey isn't that sam?
wolvie: hey gunthrie?
Sam: yeah?
Wolvie: WHAT THE FLAMIN' HELL ARE YA DOIN' ON THIS SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHEN I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT SIDE??!!
Sam:ah was watchin hank an' bobby! See?
Wolvie: is that a full scale G.I. Joe vs. Barbie battle they got goin'?
Sam: yes!
(on the phone)
gambit: …yeah….so your not commin down here, right?…WHATTA YA MEEEEEAAAN YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE DE DOOR??!!…WHEN DE HELL DID YOU GET A CELL PHONE??!!…yeah I'll let ya in…
(outside)
wolvie: THE FRONT DOORS OPEN!! LET'S GO!!
*running*
sam: NO!! DON'T CLOSE THE—
*SLAM*
(inside a little later)
gambit: ya see it's not in here! Now dat you've torn apart de whole frickin house are you satisfied?
Cable: but I could swear it's here!! I can smell it!!
Gambit: dats great, maybe it's outside?
Cable: well it's worth a shot…
(outside)
sam: and it's cold and wet and…the doors opening…
gambit: now you check outside, I'll wait in here…
wolvie: wait let us in!!
gambit: sigh, okay!
*sniff*
cable: YYYYOOOOUUUUU!!! YOU STOLE MY SUPER-COFEE!!!!!
*charges at sam*
wolvie: their gonna be out there awile…
gambit: yeah, sam, just knock an we'll let ya in…we're goin' inside.
*door shuts*
beast: and what's going on outside?
Wolvie: cable found out sam took his coffee.
Bobby: ooooooooohhhh. I wouldn't wanna be him!
Sam: SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!
Cable: WHERE IS IT??!!
*BOOM*
sam: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Bobby: good thing the kids invulnerable….anyway I'm going to bed, making a mess takes a lot of energy.
Beast: I whole hartedly agree.
YAY!!! I FINALLY GOT THE 6TH CHAPTER UP!!!!!! Anyway, tune in next time to day 7!! What will happen on the guys last day of freeeeeeeeeeeedom (meant to be said a la braveheart) ??!!
Okay everybody you know the drill, I get my magic number, and if my keyboard and/or computer doesn't decide to pull another practical joke on me, you will get the next chapter!
Sensor girl