Disclaimer: Ok, ok, I do not own anything that has to with the famous stuff! Blah, blah, blah... Anyway...
O, ok, this is just a school lesson with the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings characters who meet there. Please review and check out my other humor stuff!
Teachers (Rita Skeeter assisted by Lord Sauron): "Ok class, today we are going to teach you how to be extremely annoying, nosy, and cruel. This life lesson will value to mostly nothing in the long run so I hope you don't learn too much! Now... listen up!"
Dudley: "Aww, come on, when's lunch?"
Hermione: "You mustn't be like that Dudley, everything you learn could be useful... or if it isn't, I have a jar in store for Rita... (You get it don't you?) ~shakes finger at him until an orc ,who takes her finger for a carrot, bites her hand and she runs around screaming and bumps into Merry~
Sam: ~stand around with legs together~ "I really, really, really, really, got to go..."
Frodo: "Looky what I got, a ring! In my pock... ahhhhh, where is my ring?!?"
Sauron: "Be quiet you class! ~Starts shooting fire balls around the room at the characters~"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Intermission (20 minutes later)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Now almost everyone has a bandage on and Malfoy's hair is shaved off one side from the fire. Frodo sits polishing his ring, which Snape has stolen~
Frodo: "My precious, my precious!" ~Pours over the ring~
Sauron: "In this class you will refer to me as, Hey Dude, not teacher. And you will refer to her as Ugly. ~Points to Rita. She protests but he throws another fire ball at her which burns her hair off~ Now, first we will practice math. What is 2 + 2? ~Pippin starts counting on his fingers, Hermione's hand shoots up, and Draco faints from all the work~
You, scruffy!"
Ron: "Uh... ya know... ya... well... I know, ask Ugly!" ~Meanwhile Hermione's hand fly's so much she pokes Gandalf's eye out~
Ugly: "Well, the only answer is 5. I mean come on people!"
Hey Dude: ~Looks ay Ugly strangely~ "No, the answer would be-"
Hermione: "Come on people! The answer is four. One, two, three, FOUR! ~Starts counting on fingers very slowly to show all the people the answer. Harry shakes his head sadly and admit she has finally gone nuts as Hermione starts laughing madly~
Hey Dude: "Well, I think it is time for lunch!"
Dudley: "Yeah, yeah! Oh no, I forgot my ice-cream money!"
Legolas: "Suck it up chubby!"
Aragorn: ~Talks in a humble way with his hands folded calmly and a high voice! "Now, is that the way we talk to our youngers. We should show a good-"
Gimli: "Oh, loosen up Sride-man! You only live once!"
Legolas: "Speak for yourself!"
Fred and George: "Any one up for a canary cream?"
Elrond: "Oh, come on! That is sooooooo old you guys. Anyone who has read your books knows the whole deal!"
Fred and George: "Does not!"
Elrond: "Does too!"
Goes on and on for hours till everyone falls asleep and even me the writer! Ok, so this is short but I did this quick so read my other stuff, it is all humor. Review!
O, ok, this is just a school lesson with the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings characters who meet there. Please review and check out my other humor stuff!
Teachers (Rita Skeeter assisted by Lord Sauron): "Ok class, today we are going to teach you how to be extremely annoying, nosy, and cruel. This life lesson will value to mostly nothing in the long run so I hope you don't learn too much! Now... listen up!"
Dudley: "Aww, come on, when's lunch?"
Hermione: "You mustn't be like that Dudley, everything you learn could be useful... or if it isn't, I have a jar in store for Rita... (You get it don't you?) ~shakes finger at him until an orc ,who takes her finger for a carrot, bites her hand and she runs around screaming and bumps into Merry~
Sam: ~stand around with legs together~ "I really, really, really, really, got to go..."
Frodo: "Looky what I got, a ring! In my pock... ahhhhh, where is my ring?!?"
Sauron: "Be quiet you class! ~Starts shooting fire balls around the room at the characters~"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Intermission (20 minutes later)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Now almost everyone has a bandage on and Malfoy's hair is shaved off one side from the fire. Frodo sits polishing his ring, which Snape has stolen~
Frodo: "My precious, my precious!" ~Pours over the ring~
Sauron: "In this class you will refer to me as, Hey Dude, not teacher. And you will refer to her as Ugly. ~Points to Rita. She protests but he throws another fire ball at her which burns her hair off~ Now, first we will practice math. What is 2 + 2? ~Pippin starts counting on his fingers, Hermione's hand shoots up, and Draco faints from all the work~
You, scruffy!"
Ron: "Uh... ya know... ya... well... I know, ask Ugly!" ~Meanwhile Hermione's hand fly's so much she pokes Gandalf's eye out~
Ugly: "Well, the only answer is 5. I mean come on people!"
Hey Dude: ~Looks ay Ugly strangely~ "No, the answer would be-"
Hermione: "Come on people! The answer is four. One, two, three, FOUR! ~Starts counting on fingers very slowly to show all the people the answer. Harry shakes his head sadly and admit she has finally gone nuts as Hermione starts laughing madly~
Hey Dude: "Well, I think it is time for lunch!"
Dudley: "Yeah, yeah! Oh no, I forgot my ice-cream money!"
Legolas: "Suck it up chubby!"
Aragorn: ~Talks in a humble way with his hands folded calmly and a high voice! "Now, is that the way we talk to our youngers. We should show a good-"
Gimli: "Oh, loosen up Sride-man! You only live once!"
Legolas: "Speak for yourself!"
Fred and George: "Any one up for a canary cream?"
Elrond: "Oh, come on! That is sooooooo old you guys. Anyone who has read your books knows the whole deal!"
Fred and George: "Does not!"
Elrond: "Does too!"
Goes on and on for hours till everyone falls asleep and even me the writer! Ok, so this is short but I did this quick so read my other stuff, it is all humor. Review!