(Shitty Reading Rainbow music) Do Do Do!
(Pippin is sitting on the reading rainbow set with a picture of The Big Book of Dirty Little Things Hobbits Like to Do.
"Hi! If you're curious about sex like me, and are as dumb as a pole, than this is the book for you! The Big Book of Dirty Little Things Hobbits Like to Do is an adventure into the hobbits body that I'm sure you'll never forget! I know I never will. This book taught me where babies come from, what my good friend Merry and his lady friends like to do in their spare time, and what a booty call really is! Plus, I also learned sex doesn't always have to involve two people. * smirks * So go down to your local library or sleeping uncle and check out this awesome book!"
Do Do Do!
(Merry is sitting there with a book behind him called, So, you're a baby daddy. Now what?)
My life sucks! I can't believe I knocked that bitch up! And on top of it, I read this book the free clinic gave me, and I learned nothing. All I know is, I'm going to being paying child support until I'm 50!
And you wanna know some something Pippers, fuc-
DO DO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pippin is sitting on the reading rainbow set with a picture of The Big Book of Dirty Little Things Hobbits Like to Do.
"Hi! If you're curious about sex like me, and are as dumb as a pole, than this is the book for you! The Big Book of Dirty Little Things Hobbits Like to Do is an adventure into the hobbits body that I'm sure you'll never forget! I know I never will. This book taught me where babies come from, what my good friend Merry and his lady friends like to do in their spare time, and what a booty call really is! Plus, I also learned sex doesn't always have to involve two people. * smirks * So go down to your local library or sleeping uncle and check out this awesome book!"
Do Do Do!
(Merry is sitting there with a book behind him called, So, you're a baby daddy. Now what?)
My life sucks! I can't believe I knocked that bitch up! And on top of it, I read this book the free clinic gave me, and I learned nothing. All I know is, I'm going to being paying child support until I'm 50!
And you wanna know some something Pippers, fuc-
DO DO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!