Okay, this songfic is a parody on Westlife's "Uptown Girl". Ever heard about it? It's a pretty cheerful song, and actually it doesn't fit to Snape, but come on, I was bored on my vacation, and I've worked on this for a lot hours. Some things don't fit at all, but I'm still Dutch, and rhyming in English isn't really easy to me :) Snape's the one to sing it, and he's singing it for a girl he loves. He's a cold, sarcastic, mean, old man, and she's a young, so totally the opposite of a normal Slytherin, cheerful, Slytherin. Have fun ^^





Slytherin,

It's strange she's in the house where I am in

Cause she is so much different from me

I guess the sortinghat didn't see



I'm gonna try for a Slytherin,

I wish I hadn't got this damned pale skin.

I'm even thinking of washing my hair,

Because a girl like her is very rare.

I won't despair.



And when she's rebellious, I'll not give detention.

But I'll give Potter, when he tries to mention.



She'll see I'm not so bad,

Just because I have met



This Slytherin,

It doesn't seem like she cares to win.

But I will help her as much as I can.

And I'll behave as a perfect man (lol)



Slytherin,

She drives me crazy with that lovely grin.

I can't believe I'm loving such a cutie.

When she's in my class I forget my duty.



When she's talking, I'm melting away.

And when she's asking, I don't know what to say.



She'll see I'm not so mean,

Just because I have seen



This Slytherin,

She's a Slytherin

You know I'm in love with a Slytherin

(repeat till the end)





Oh, this was bad. I had to change some things because they weren't rhyming. Now it's kinda ruined. *runs away to cry*