Ever wonder what happens when your crazy potions teacher gets high?
A/N: Severus Snape accidentally goes to the past to the Marauders' time and then they're on a trip to the muggle world. Don't ask why, just read, otherwise you'll be cursed for life.
Snape cursed and screamed (like a girl) and kicked and jumped and oh, did I mention cursed? Anyways, that was just after the Griffindor class that he had to teach. He walked down the aisle, tripped, and then fell face flat right next to Neville's cauldron. When he stood up and looked in the potion that was supposed to take somebody back in time for 10 minutes, it was blue and bubbling instead of silver and frizzing.
"Strange." he muttered in a girly voice.
But unknown to this idiot was that right after he gave Fred and George detention (for a month and a half for making his teeth glow in the dark.pink for two weeks), they went and cursed Neville's cauldron so it'll force feed him whatever's in there. But poor little Neville screwed up the potion (that didn't sound right, but anyways.) so that it took the person 20 YEARS (got that? Years) Back in time (poor Snapie).
So when Snape looked in the cauldron, he felt himself being forced to drink this potion that tasted too much like gym socks and rotten cheese, not that he ever tried them, or actually, not that he ever told anyone that he tried them. so anyways, he then felt somebody grab him and throw him into a portal of never ending torment that actually ended, but when he came out, he had bright pink skin with neon green polka dots and his hair was striped red and gold and then since it was so greasy, it also said, "GRIFFINDOR RULE, SLYTHERIN DROOL!" But then again, Snape didn't know that except for the robes.
When he stood up, he realized that students were watching him that he knew only from his childhood. "This has got to be a dream," he repeated over and over and over, which eventually turned out to sound like, "This has got to be whipped cream."
"WHAT? THAT LOOKS LIKE SNAPIE-POO!" screamed a black haired boy who looked very much like Harry Potter.
"Detention, Potter, scrubbing the girls' bathroom with a toothbrush," Snape said to the Harry look a like.
"What? Snapie-Poo can't give me detention!" the boy whined.
"Yeah! If he gets to have detention then so do we!" another black haired boy said, he somehow resembled the infamous criminal who wasn't really a criminal.
That's when Snape realized that he wasn't giving Harry Potter detention; he was actually giving James Potter, Sirius black, Lily Evans, Arabella Figg, and Remus Lupin detention.
"This has got to be whipped cream," Snape muttered over and over again until it turned into, "This has got to be pricked things," which actually didn't sound right, but Sirius having his hearing problems, heard, "I just pricked my thing."
He looked at the grown Snape and screamed, "YOU PRICKING YOUR THING IS TOTALLY 100% YOUR BUSSINESS, WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!"
"What are you talking about, Sirius? He just said, 'This has got to be my thing,'" Remus said holding a sausage that he was supposed to cut up for the potion.
"No way, Snapie-Poo just said, 'I don't have a thing,'" James piped up.
Lily and Arabella looked at each other (they are the only ones who didn't have hearing problems) and shrugged, "maybe we should get rid of his thing for our next prank," Arabella whispered to Lily. She laughed and everybody stared at her like she was crazy.
Then suddenly, Mr. Black (who is Sirius's father) walked back into the room after leaving because Sirius made plants grow out of his father's nose (you know the ones that never stop growing and grow super fast?).
Snape apparently haven't seen the professor there and screamed at the top of his lungs, "I HAVE A THING, I DIDN'T PRICK IT, AND THAT SAUSAGE IS YOUR DADA'S THING!" at Sirius.
Mr. Black looked at Snape and said, "Whoever you are, I'm sure you have a thing, but I'm sure everyone knows that too, so if you don't have one, please leave and go to the nurse to see if she can do anything about it, and if you do, please leave also."
Snape turned on his heals and left but not after hearing Arabella say, "He has no thing."
Snape turned around, went back into the room and said, "Well you don't either."
Arabella looked at him and said, "Of course I don't, and did you ever look in a mirror? Because you should learn to read and read what's on your hair."
*A/N: read and review please! Oh and in the next chapter, Snapie gets high.
A/N: Severus Snape accidentally goes to the past to the Marauders' time and then they're on a trip to the muggle world. Don't ask why, just read, otherwise you'll be cursed for life.
Snape cursed and screamed (like a girl) and kicked and jumped and oh, did I mention cursed? Anyways, that was just after the Griffindor class that he had to teach. He walked down the aisle, tripped, and then fell face flat right next to Neville's cauldron. When he stood up and looked in the potion that was supposed to take somebody back in time for 10 minutes, it was blue and bubbling instead of silver and frizzing.
"Strange." he muttered in a girly voice.
But unknown to this idiot was that right after he gave Fred and George detention (for a month and a half for making his teeth glow in the dark.pink for two weeks), they went and cursed Neville's cauldron so it'll force feed him whatever's in there. But poor little Neville screwed up the potion (that didn't sound right, but anyways.) so that it took the person 20 YEARS (got that? Years) Back in time (poor Snapie).
So when Snape looked in the cauldron, he felt himself being forced to drink this potion that tasted too much like gym socks and rotten cheese, not that he ever tried them, or actually, not that he ever told anyone that he tried them. so anyways, he then felt somebody grab him and throw him into a portal of never ending torment that actually ended, but when he came out, he had bright pink skin with neon green polka dots and his hair was striped red and gold and then since it was so greasy, it also said, "GRIFFINDOR RULE, SLYTHERIN DROOL!" But then again, Snape didn't know that except for the robes.
When he stood up, he realized that students were watching him that he knew only from his childhood. "This has got to be a dream," he repeated over and over and over, which eventually turned out to sound like, "This has got to be whipped cream."
"WHAT? THAT LOOKS LIKE SNAPIE-POO!" screamed a black haired boy who looked very much like Harry Potter.
"Detention, Potter, scrubbing the girls' bathroom with a toothbrush," Snape said to the Harry look a like.
"What? Snapie-Poo can't give me detention!" the boy whined.
"Yeah! If he gets to have detention then so do we!" another black haired boy said, he somehow resembled the infamous criminal who wasn't really a criminal.
That's when Snape realized that he wasn't giving Harry Potter detention; he was actually giving James Potter, Sirius black, Lily Evans, Arabella Figg, and Remus Lupin detention.
"This has got to be whipped cream," Snape muttered over and over again until it turned into, "This has got to be pricked things," which actually didn't sound right, but Sirius having his hearing problems, heard, "I just pricked my thing."
He looked at the grown Snape and screamed, "YOU PRICKING YOUR THING IS TOTALLY 100% YOUR BUSSINESS, WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!"
"What are you talking about, Sirius? He just said, 'This has got to be my thing,'" Remus said holding a sausage that he was supposed to cut up for the potion.
"No way, Snapie-Poo just said, 'I don't have a thing,'" James piped up.
Lily and Arabella looked at each other (they are the only ones who didn't have hearing problems) and shrugged, "maybe we should get rid of his thing for our next prank," Arabella whispered to Lily. She laughed and everybody stared at her like she was crazy.
Then suddenly, Mr. Black (who is Sirius's father) walked back into the room after leaving because Sirius made plants grow out of his father's nose (you know the ones that never stop growing and grow super fast?).
Snape apparently haven't seen the professor there and screamed at the top of his lungs, "I HAVE A THING, I DIDN'T PRICK IT, AND THAT SAUSAGE IS YOUR DADA'S THING!" at Sirius.
Mr. Black looked at Snape and said, "Whoever you are, I'm sure you have a thing, but I'm sure everyone knows that too, so if you don't have one, please leave and go to the nurse to see if she can do anything about it, and if you do, please leave also."
Snape turned on his heals and left but not after hearing Arabella say, "He has no thing."
Snape turned around, went back into the room and said, "Well you don't either."
Arabella looked at him and said, "Of course I don't, and did you ever look in a mirror? Because you should learn to read and read what's on your hair."
*A/N: read and review please! Oh and in the next chapter, Snapie gets high.