Disclaimer: not mine

AN: this idea was insprired by Daughter of Suzaku's fic "the emperor's new clothes." And I LOVED it. Go check it out! This fic may be stupid, may be pointless, may be not funny. But it for FUN! Do review. ^.^ Nuriko is a girl btw, cuz I DON'T write guyXguy. Just... aint me. No offense to Yaoi writers. She AINT HOUKI. Cuz houki too... silent and just, QUIET. Nuriko funny and loud! ^.^(stepmother is from my imagination.)

(don't ask about the name "cinderiko" just came to me. -.-" seishi will be helping in this story.Chiriko is official storyteller.)

Chapter 1: Cinderiko

By: the Suzaku seishi and Fire demoness

Chiriko: "there once lived a young girl-

Nuriko: -who was BEAUTIFUL, funny, and nice-

Chiriko: *cough cough* yes. There once lives a young girl who was beautiful, funny and nice. Her mother had died a few years ago and after awhile, her father remarried.

Tamahome: no loyalty. *looks kindly at miaka. (fire demoness throws up)*

Chiriko: ...O.o;; ok. No loyalty... anyways her stepmother was very cruel. She also had 2 stepsisters named Yui and Miaka. When her father came down with a sickness and died, he made the stepmother Hashina promise to look after Nuriko...

Nuriko: Waiii!! I am loved! *stars in eyes * like I never was...

Chiriko: ... but after he died, Hashina broke her promise.

Nuriko: aww. *looks sad.*

Fire demoness: Gives her a solid wall and (reluclantly) tasuki.

Chiriko: ... so anyways, along with the story. She took away her jewels and fancy clothes and made her a housemaid. They made her sleep by the fireplace and wear dirty rags. They renamed her...Cinderiko.

Nuriko: *faints *

Tasuki, still in the wall: AH-HAHHAHAHAHA- ACK!!

And so Tasuki makes another wall angel.

Chiriko:,...O.o;;... so she lived this way for awhile, unable to stop them. She had a nice quiet nature-

Nuriko: you sure we talking about ME here? That's more like Houki...

Chiriko: *checks script* yup it's you.

Tasuki, still in wall...: doesn't sound like Nuriko. Too nice and GENTLE-

*wham!*

*crunch*

Tasuki: ...there goes the ribcage...

Chiriko: one day while her stepfamily was upstairs singing, Cinderiko was scrubbing the floor. They had given her some clothes to wash and a LOT of work to do. Mostly Hashina. Yui and Miaka didn't really dislike Nuriko but followed their mother's orders. Then, there was a knock at the door and an official looking man named Tamahome-

Miaka: *swoon *

Fire demoness: *grits teeth... *#&@P!9!@0*!#^~!)U^^B@zz@~#)*B@K@!* ^%@* (can anyone tell me what the secret message is? Tasukisfan, care to try? ^.^ kinda easy...)

Chiriko: -and he delivered a message saying that the soon-to-be-emperor, Hotohori, was coming back to town. Cinderiko ran to give this message to the stepsisters and her stepmother after she punched the man into the wall for asking twice the deliver money because had closed the door on his tailcoat. (like on a tux. ^.^) The stepfamily was very happy and began to prepare things eagerly. Cinderiko asked if she could go and the stepmother grinned evily-

Nuriko: I don't like where this is going...

Tamahome: hey. I have a tailcoat? That means I have a tux. Which means I have a nice RICH life. WHOO-HOO!!!

Fire demoness: O.o;;

Tasuki: when the fuck do *I* get in there!? Everyone loves ME!!!

Fire demoness: yes we DO!!! ^.^

Chichiri: has no one realized that I am not in there no da?! *is sad*

*millions of fangirls run up to him. Chichiri runs for dear life...*

Mitsukake: ...

Fire demoness: something you wanted to say?

Mitsukake: ...

Fire demoness: ...

Mitsukake: ... can I be the stagehand?...

Fire demoness: -.-" sorry Mitsukake, it isnt a play.

Mitsukake: oh. *goes away quietly.*

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Chiriko: *SIGH* since no one is even paying attention anymore, until next time! (next chapter) *famous Chiriko smile* buh-baii!

The curtains fall and-

-what the!? Curtain? O.o;;

Fire demoness needs to go work out spelling problems with no spell check and make out a sensible plot. So many things to do... must go find a SANE friend. Hm. That's gonna be hard... no flames. Be nice. Review!