Disclaimer: not mine. I don't really own nothing...
AN: sorry I had to split this into chapters but Chirko was just getting too...tired. ^.^ had to let him take a break. On with the fic no da!!(cussing –most from TasukI!!^^) hotohori seemed a bit arragant but sorry! I had to... I hope you found this part funnier than the last. ^.^ please review!! I mean it, I feel soooo happy when someone reviews. (it WAS 8 mice turned into horses right? Someone PLEASE tell me!)
Chapter 2: The ball...
By: fire demoness
Chichiri: hi no da! ^^ I'm taking over for Chiriko, who looks very...troubled right now no da... he isnt feeling too good no da!
**thousands of Chiriko fans boo author for making chiriko leave.**
Fire demoness: NOOOOOo he was just getting tired and poor Chichiri didn't have a chance! Chiriko is perfectly all right! Just...sleeping.
Chichiri:...O.o" ok no da...anyways no da! Where did he leave off no da…?
*plips through pages after pages of blue paper, pink paper, and the rare white paper. Looks on page 16 of script.*
Chichiri: ah-hah no da! Here it is no da...*cough cough*
Chichiri: ...anyways no da. *cough cough* and so the evil stepmother grinned evilly and told Cinderiko that she could go to the ball if Cinderiko had a dress and could finish all her chores in time no da.
Nuriko: ...when something like this happens, you KNOW there's nothing good that can come of it...
Hotohori: she had to do CHORES? You mean to tell me this SERVANT will be my future bri-
Fire demoness: SHHHHH!!! You'll give it awayyyyy!!!
Chichiri:...ok no da. So Cinderiko was very happy no da. She went and got out her deceased mother's dress and was going to fix it up no da, when the (evil) stepfamily called for her no da.
Miaka: Cinderiko!!
Yui: Hey...Umm...what's your name... girl!
Hashina: CINDERIKO!! GET YOUR LAZY ASS DOWN HERE!!!
Chichiri: and so she reluctantly went down no da. The mice there-
Tama-neko: meowwww...*licks lips*
Tasuki: EWW!!!! There were fucking RATS in her room!?!?
Fire demoness: no no no, what he MEANT was-
Tasuki: SHIT!! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!! Disease-carrying, filthy, rabid, manic, flea-infested RATS!!!
** all the seishi (plus Fire demoness and Miaka) turn green and throw up.**
Miaka: ughh...there goes my appetite.
Tamahome: REALLY!!??!?
Miaka: **nodding** no.
Chichiri: da...and so the mice *puts a mute spell on Tasuki* went to get some fabric for her clothes and patched it up no da.
Chiriko: *yawns* how? *rubs eyes*
Chichiri:...i don't know no da. She *points to fire demoness* told me to say it no da.
Fire demoness: what!?! They're...super intelligent mice that wanna take over the world.
Chiriko: *blink* I think I'll go back to bed now...
Tasuki: that'd be the smart thing to do. We have to be stuck with HER over here. She's a bit cra-
Fire demoness: *covering tasuki's mouth* I think that's QUITE enough don't you think?
Chichiri: OK NO dAA!!!!!!! *HUGE sigh* cinderiko went back to her room only to find that the dress was WONDERFULLy repared no da. She was very happy no da. The chores were almost done and she had a dress no da. Cinderiko could to go the ball-
Nuriko: *sparkly eyes* it's like a fairy tale...
Hotohori: it *IS* a fairy tale...
Nuriko: oh. ^^. ( the MOLE!! ^.^
Chichiri: - or so she thought no da.
Nuriko: you can never let me be happy can you?! *pout*
*BANG*
*SLAM*
*billions of Nuriko fans pile up at the glass window on the invisible door of cloud # 4 ( don't even TRY to make sense of that. ^^") all holding signs like : *I* will make you happy NURIKO!! And MEANIEE!!! YOU HAVE TO LET NURIKO BE HAPPY!! I WONT REST TILL NURIKO IS HAPPY!!!!!!*
Chichiri: da... is anyone still paying attention to the story no da?
*silence*
Chichiri: oh well no da. Anyways no da, the stepmother and stepsisters were going out the door, dressed in the latest fashion no da. Big poofy gowns with a HUGE hump at the back no da.
Nuriko: ...if I'm dressed like that... I'll kill someone...
Hotohori: you look wonderful in anything you wer- DID I JUST SAY THAT ALOUD?!?!
Nuriko: AWWW!! You *DO* love me back HOTOHORIIII!!!!im so HAPPY!!*glomp*
Hotohori: Noo!! Get off me!! *is secretly enjoying it*
Chichiri: and so Cinderiko came down the stairs, dressed in a pretty gown (that had NO hump! Camels!!! ^^) and announced that she was ready to go no da. The evil stepmother glared at her and tried hard to think of something no da. Finally, she pointed to Yui and made her look at Cinderiko's earrings no da.
Yui: THOSE ARE *MY* EARRINGS!! (is being secretly directed by Hashina)
Miaka: *has been pushed to Cinderiko and given lines to say by Hashina.) *monotone* I believe those are my cloths Cinderiko, but it's ok, take them.
Hashina( in distance): *shakes head warily.*
Cinderiko: *blink*
Chichiri: and Hashina tore away at the dress while the two sisters blinked at their mother's frenzy no da. They were dragged outside to the carrige by Hashina and Cinderiko was left behind no da.
Mitsukake: ... can I say something now?
Fire demoness: *nods*
Mitsukake: ...you SOOO fucking RUINED a classic fairy tale!! What the Fuck is wrong with you!?!? God!
Tamahome: O.o!
Miaka: O.o!
Hotohori: O.o!
Nuriko: I WUVE you HOTOHORI- SAMA!!!! Eh? Oh!! Right! O.o!
Chiriko: Mitsukake is scary...O.o!
Tama-neko: meow! O.o!
Tasuki: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?MITSUKAKE *CUSSED!* O.o!
Chichiri: da...O.o! we're gonna leave it here no da...next narrator- who knows no da?! Vote no da! Now it cant be me or Chirko no da... I have to talk with Mitsukake on anger problems no da...
TBC
hotohori seemed a bit arragant but sorry! I had to... I hope you found this part funnier than the last. ^.^ please review!! I mean it, I feel soooo happy when someone reviews. (it WAS 8 mice turned into horses right? Someone PLEASE tell me!)heheheee this fic is so weird.
REVIEW!!!(tell me how many horses there were and who should narrate next)
AN: sorry I had to split this into chapters but Chirko was just getting too...tired. ^.^ had to let him take a break. On with the fic no da!!(cussing –most from TasukI!!^^) hotohori seemed a bit arragant but sorry! I had to... I hope you found this part funnier than the last. ^.^ please review!! I mean it, I feel soooo happy when someone reviews. (it WAS 8 mice turned into horses right? Someone PLEASE tell me!)
Chapter 2: The ball...
By: fire demoness
Chichiri: hi no da! ^^ I'm taking over for Chiriko, who looks very...troubled right now no da... he isnt feeling too good no da!
**thousands of Chiriko fans boo author for making chiriko leave.**
Fire demoness: NOOOOOo he was just getting tired and poor Chichiri didn't have a chance! Chiriko is perfectly all right! Just...sleeping.
Chichiri:...O.o" ok no da...anyways no da! Where did he leave off no da…?
*plips through pages after pages of blue paper, pink paper, and the rare white paper. Looks on page 16 of script.*
Chichiri: ah-hah no da! Here it is no da...*cough cough*
Chichiri: ...anyways no da. *cough cough* and so the evil stepmother grinned evilly and told Cinderiko that she could go to the ball if Cinderiko had a dress and could finish all her chores in time no da.
Nuriko: ...when something like this happens, you KNOW there's nothing good that can come of it...
Hotohori: she had to do CHORES? You mean to tell me this SERVANT will be my future bri-
Fire demoness: SHHHHH!!! You'll give it awayyyyy!!!
Chichiri:...ok no da. So Cinderiko was very happy no da. She went and got out her deceased mother's dress and was going to fix it up no da, when the (evil) stepfamily called for her no da.
Miaka: Cinderiko!!
Yui: Hey...Umm...what's your name... girl!
Hashina: CINDERIKO!! GET YOUR LAZY ASS DOWN HERE!!!
Chichiri: and so she reluctantly went down no da. The mice there-
Tama-neko: meowwww...*licks lips*
Tasuki: EWW!!!! There were fucking RATS in her room!?!?
Fire demoness: no no no, what he MEANT was-
Tasuki: SHIT!! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!! Disease-carrying, filthy, rabid, manic, flea-infested RATS!!!
** all the seishi (plus Fire demoness and Miaka) turn green and throw up.**
Miaka: ughh...there goes my appetite.
Tamahome: REALLY!!??!?
Miaka: **nodding** no.
Chichiri: da...and so the mice *puts a mute spell on Tasuki* went to get some fabric for her clothes and patched it up no da.
Chiriko: *yawns* how? *rubs eyes*
Chichiri:...i don't know no da. She *points to fire demoness* told me to say it no da.
Fire demoness: what!?! They're...super intelligent mice that wanna take over the world.
Chiriko: *blink* I think I'll go back to bed now...
Tasuki: that'd be the smart thing to do. We have to be stuck with HER over here. She's a bit cra-
Fire demoness: *covering tasuki's mouth* I think that's QUITE enough don't you think?
Chichiri: OK NO dAA!!!!!!! *HUGE sigh* cinderiko went back to her room only to find that the dress was WONDERFULLy repared no da. She was very happy no da. The chores were almost done and she had a dress no da. Cinderiko could to go the ball-
Nuriko: *sparkly eyes* it's like a fairy tale...
Hotohori: it *IS* a fairy tale...
Nuriko: oh. ^^. ( the MOLE!! ^.^
Chichiri: - or so she thought no da.
Nuriko: you can never let me be happy can you?! *pout*
*BANG*
*SLAM*
*billions of Nuriko fans pile up at the glass window on the invisible door of cloud # 4 ( don't even TRY to make sense of that. ^^") all holding signs like : *I* will make you happy NURIKO!! And MEANIEE!!! YOU HAVE TO LET NURIKO BE HAPPY!! I WONT REST TILL NURIKO IS HAPPY!!!!!!*
Chichiri: da... is anyone still paying attention to the story no da?
*silence*
Chichiri: oh well no da. Anyways no da, the stepmother and stepsisters were going out the door, dressed in the latest fashion no da. Big poofy gowns with a HUGE hump at the back no da.
Nuriko: ...if I'm dressed like that... I'll kill someone...
Hotohori: you look wonderful in anything you wer- DID I JUST SAY THAT ALOUD?!?!
Nuriko: AWWW!! You *DO* love me back HOTOHORIIII!!!!im so HAPPY!!*glomp*
Hotohori: Noo!! Get off me!! *is secretly enjoying it*
Chichiri: and so Cinderiko came down the stairs, dressed in a pretty gown (that had NO hump! Camels!!! ^^) and announced that she was ready to go no da. The evil stepmother glared at her and tried hard to think of something no da. Finally, she pointed to Yui and made her look at Cinderiko's earrings no da.
Yui: THOSE ARE *MY* EARRINGS!! (is being secretly directed by Hashina)
Miaka: *has been pushed to Cinderiko and given lines to say by Hashina.) *monotone* I believe those are my cloths Cinderiko, but it's ok, take them.
Hashina( in distance): *shakes head warily.*
Cinderiko: *blink*
Chichiri: and Hashina tore away at the dress while the two sisters blinked at their mother's frenzy no da. They were dragged outside to the carrige by Hashina and Cinderiko was left behind no da.
Mitsukake: ... can I say something now?
Fire demoness: *nods*
Mitsukake: ...you SOOO fucking RUINED a classic fairy tale!! What the Fuck is wrong with you!?!? God!
Tamahome: O.o!
Miaka: O.o!
Hotohori: O.o!
Nuriko: I WUVE you HOTOHORI- SAMA!!!! Eh? Oh!! Right! O.o!
Chiriko: Mitsukake is scary...O.o!
Tama-neko: meow! O.o!
Tasuki: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?MITSUKAKE *CUSSED!* O.o!
Chichiri: da...O.o! we're gonna leave it here no da...next narrator- who knows no da?! Vote no da! Now it cant be me or Chirko no da... I have to talk with Mitsukake on anger problems no da...
TBC
hotohori seemed a bit arragant but sorry! I had to... I hope you found this part funnier than the last. ^.^ please review!! I mean it, I feel soooo happy when someone reviews. (it WAS 8 mice turned into horses right? Someone PLEASE tell me!)heheheee this fic is so weird.
REVIEW!!!(tell me how many horses there were and who should narrate next)