The Derailing of the Train Car of the Mind Continued!!!
Disclaimer: Wed don't own EVA, or anything else we mention in this fic except ourselves. Don't listen to Kat-chan, she may try to convince you that we in fact DO own EVA, but we don't; lots of important people in nice suits who aren't us do. Don't bother suing, it won't do you any good, we are all poor high school students with only enough money for comic books and Jolt. Thanx.
AN: Okay, the whole story pretty much goes down hill from here. Which means, that it gets even stupider and more funny! YAY! Okay, on with the show!
~Hiko-chan~
Lizzie
"Ahhh! I'm drowning! Help! HELP!" I yelled as I tried to swim my way out of the LCL. Ritsuko was smacking her heda on the control panel and I could hear Asuka laughing and Shinji trying not to.
"Just breathe it in, you'll get used to it." Sighed Ritsuko. I reluctantly took a breath, it wasn't that bad.
"It smells like blood." I said disgusted. I then heard Shinji yelling 'I told you so!'
After the test we showered and went home. I was the first to speak.
"So, where do I sleep?" I was promptly clocked with 9 pillows and a beer can.
Amy
After everyone was settled in bed, Sandra snuck our of her room and into Amy/Lizzie's room. She looked around,
"Lots of stuff in here. I'll just take a few small things and they won't notice."
But little did she know, Amy and Lizzie (in their high and drunken mood) decided to bug everything in their room so the squirrells who live in the floor won't steal their cheetohs...
Roxanne
The next morning started out beautifully. The sun was rising, the air smelled like warm root-beer, and a certain scientist at NERV had created a device that kept the towels o-so-fluffy! (AN: if you know what that was an obscure reference to, e-mail me and the first person who gets it wins a prize! J) The birds twittering was the only sound that broke the serene quite.
"WAKEY WAKEY!"
Well… almost…
"Geez, Lizzie, do you know what time it is?" Misato grumbled form her room.
"Umm…" Lizzie said, checking her watch… "6:30? Time to get up 'an ready for school?"
"Lizzie," Misato sighed… "This is Japan. It's Saturday. School doesn't start until 11:00."
"Oh."
"Go back to bed before I hit you with my futon." (AN: lol, she said futon. heh heh.)
"Okay." Lizzie said and slinked to her room.
"Bloody Germans," I said and pulled my pillow over my face.
Lizzie
*Geez! How was I supposed to know that school didn't start 'till 11? It was an honest mista…..* CRASH! I walked right into the door. "When did we get a door here?" I muttered dazedly.
"SHUT UP!" Asuka screamed at me.
"Sooorrryyyyyy…" I walked into my/Amy's room and found her eating cheetos and watching a little TV thingy. I joined her and after about two terrific hours of the tiny television (AN: say THAT ten time fast!), Shinji knocked on the door.
"Time to get up."
" 'Kay!" We answered through the door. *First day of school, I hope there are cute guys!*
Amy
"How could you be late for school?!? You've been up since 6:30!?!" Asuka was yelling at us.
"Well... We just wanted to watch the end of Sailormoon!" I(amy) said. (AN: Obscure Sailormoon reference #1, just wait, we threw plenty of 'em in here.)
"We're leaving, you can get to school using the map I left you on the table." Shinji said.
Much, MUCH later…
"It's not my fault I can't read the map! You're the one who said 'Hey, I think it's this way!'." I said. Me and Lizzie (lizzie and I, I know!) had been looking for the school and it was getting dark.
"Hey, look over there!" Lizzie said, drooling and eyes wide.
"Oh, wow!" We sat there staring at the shop for a time that I lost track of. "Aaaannniiimmmeeee…." *drool drool*
"It was about that time we began zombie-walking towards the anime store. Unluckily for us, Misato was driving by in her car and saw us walking towards the shop.
"Nooo! Let me go! I need to go into the light! Let me go!" we yelled as Misato was trying to pull us into the car. People were starting to give Misato bad looks, like she was trying to kidnap us.
"Hey, stop that!"
"Leave those girls alone!"
"Police! Police!" People were shouting. Misato decided to not make the scene any bigger and left. Lizzie and I looked at the door. I thought I was going to cry.
"It's SOO beautiful…" I said.
"I know…" A store worker was staring at us plastered against his store window. He decided to come ask us,
"Are you two going to come in? We're closing in ten minutes."
We looked at each other… *duh, the door!*
"Hurry, Lizzie, we only have ten minutes.
"I know, I know, I've found a shopping cart, here." She pushed the cart over and I dumped my videos and manga-books in.
"Okay, I think that's all I can afford, how 'bout you, Lizzie?"
"I broke…but happy!" She was 'reading' her manga. "Ya'know," she said, "we really should learn how to read Kanji."
"Yeah, I know."
Mel
I punched the wall. "Misato cooked again…" I groaned. I pushed Shinji off his chair.
"Hey!" He said as he fell to the floor.
"Ah, shut up." I said, taking my seat, well, my 'now' seat. Misato raised an eyebrow at me.
"Mel," she said, "we need to uh…teach you to respect others."
"Go plug an EVA." I replied dryly.
Misato jumped up from her chair, "If you don't start being nicer I'll…"
"You'll what?" I interrupted. "Put me in the freezer with Pen Pen? Well, it's better than looking at ya'll's faces." Everyone looked at me.
"Get her." Misato replied. I felt hands grab me and I screamed as they tied me to a chair in the living room and gagged me. I squirmed around and made odd noises but nothing worked. *Where is the great Houdini when you need him?* sigh
Amy
"As punishment for being not-nice, you will have to spend the night in Pen Pen's fridge… With Amy and Lizzie!" Misato said, almost yelling.
"NO!!!" Mel said. "Not that, please, ANYTHING but that!"
"Misato," Shinji said, "Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?"
"Maybe… but she deserves it."
~Later, in Pen Pen's fridge~
"Hey, Lizzie, knock knock."
*Oh no, not again!* Mel thought.
"Who's there?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aaaaaaahhhh!" Mel screamed. " I can't take it anymore!! That's not how you tell a knock-knock joke! Misato! Please! Let me out! I'm SOORRYY!"
"What's wrong with her?" I said.
"Dunno…" Lizzie answered. "Maybe she doesn't like knock-knock jokes."
Roxanne
I was hungry, so I got up from desprately trying to learn Japanese and went to the kitchen. I opened up one fridge, * wrong one, this one's full of beer* I went to the other fridge and stopped to hear muffled noises from the other side.
sing "21 million bottle of beer on the wall! 21 million bottle of BEEER! Ya' take one down! Pass it around,"
"Noooooooo! Make it stoooop!"
I shuddered in horror and turned to see Shinji. "How long have the been in there?" I asked.
Shinji checked his watch. "Fifteen minutes."
I sighed and shook my head. "No one should have to go through that."
He nodded and turned as more blood curdling screams (and sqwaks from Pen Pen) came from the fridge.
"Hmmmmm… maybe we could use this against the angels." He walked off with his head-phones and I got a pop and left.
sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts… C'mon Mel, SING ALONG!"
"AHH! Somebody please HELP ME!"
Lizzie
*from inside the fridge* "I'm hungry! *spots Pen Pen's food* "Gimme!" After knocking Pen Pen out and eating all his food I looked at my watch. "How long have we been in here?"
"I don't know, but I'm betting bored and I nee…" THUD! The door opened and Amy (who was leaning on it) fell out. I poked my head out to see Shinji.
"Misato told me to let you guys out…" He gave us a weird look and Amy and I started giggling. Then Mel crawled out, pale, stiff, and mumbling nonsense about coconuts. At around ten, we finally got Mel to sleep. Everyone decided to go to bed after listening in on the lecture Misato was TRYING to give Amy and me. She was having a hard time because we kept erupting in evil laughter every few words.
The next morning Misato personally walked us into the school. The teacher made the mistake of seating Amy and I next to each other in the back row…