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Chapter 3: Tasuki

By: fire demoness

Tasuki: OI! I'm taking over for Chichiri! No one fucking voted so the damned idiotic author chose ME to narrate! YA BETTER FUCKING LIKE IT!!!

Fire demoness: O.o...how I wish Chichiri wasn't counseling with Mitsukake right now...

Tasuki: so anyways! The fucking selfish bakas walzted out the door and left lil Cinderiko behind.

Nuriko: *sniffle*

Hotohori: *hug*

Nuriko: WAII!!!*is happy*

Tasuki: *gag* She went to their garden cuz she didn't have a fuckign sense of direction and she wanted to cry her eyes out.

Nuriko: *Glare* watch it fang-boy

Tasuki: So she collasped onto a damned bench and a freakin fairy came so Cinderiko could stop annoying her with the crying and shit.

Fire demoness: ...well at least he's KINDA following the story...

Tasuki: She gave her a carrige outta a pumpkin and made some fucking *shudder* rats into big-ass horses cuz she was fucking cheap and sent her on her way to get rid of Cinderiko fast.

Nuriko: *Pounds tasuki into a wall* THEY WERE MICE!!!

Chiriko: *whimper* *goes back to bed AGAIN*

Tasuki: *swirls in eyes, talking from deep inside a wall* And to make her cry and be sad and all that fucking shit, she set the time limit to midnight. MUAHAHHAHAAA!!!

Tamahome: wow...how mean.

Nuriko: I KNOW!! TASUKI CHANGE IT!!!!!!

Hotohori: now now nuriko...

Fire demoness: Tasuki IS following the story in SOME sense...plus cuss words by the second and making the fairy seem evil...ok fine. He's not narrating again.

Tasuki: and so she went to the fuckign ball and every guy was goggleing her cuz the other women were being bitches.

Nuriko:....

Miaka: I'm a bitch too?

Fire demoness: *nods* course ya are!I mean you DO whine and eat too much! Not to mention stupid!

Yui: even me?

Fire demoness: Eghhh...just get on with the story!

Tasuki: and so the fuckign prissy prince Hotohori thought that she was the only girl pretty enough to congo with and they-

Fire demoness: they didn't CONGO! They DANCED! And the congo wasn't invented back then!

Tasuki: fine! So they did the macarena-

Fire demoness: TASUKI!!!

Tasuki: *grumble* and she ran away from him cuz he had bad breath and she tripped over a cat and lost a glass slipper! The END! *leaves*

Hotohori: *glare* I do NOT have bad breath! BIG RED!! BIG RED!! It LOOKS GOOD ON MEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Nuriko:-.-;; oh but ANYTHING looks good on YOU hotohori-samaaaaaaaa!!!

Fire demoness: Umm...i'll just end this chapter now. I'll come back with someone less cussy and more...understandable. maybe Tama-neko...

TBC

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