After much digging and threats from many people… I finally found this part! YAY! Now… I just have to find the rest of the darn thing… grrr. I KNOW it's somewhere on this damn machine. It always eats my stuff… I hate technology sometimes… Anyway, read the story or die! :-P just kidding… but do read it. Pweeese? ^_^*
THE DERAILING OF THE TRAINCAR OF THE MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Hiko-chan, Eighthevachild/Kat-chan, Slipstream-chan, Rach-chan, and Casey-chan (who all write their respective characters…) and we OWN this… so DON'T TAKE OUR STUFF!!!!! b/c we know where you live…
Disclaimer: we don't own EVA… duh. In fact… we're poor high school students, so you can guess just how much we actually DO own… which is not much. So don't sue, b/c you'll only get crap… -_-*
-Sandra-
After being tortured by the two named Amy and Lizze (also having a major phobia of cheetos now) Sandra took sanctuary at the nearest dance club. *laughs evilly* 'They will never find me here. Muahahaha!' She turned around to get a drink when she ran right into a tall, dark, guy.
"Are ya'll all (AN: we're from the south, give us a break…) ditzes?" He cried over the music. "Man! I swear I've run into all of you pilots!"
"Hi Toji!" I/Sandra said in a flirtatious tone. "How'r you?" We walked out so we could hear each other.
"I'm doing good. Wanna Cheetoh?" He asked, handing me a bag. I ran down the road screaming my head off.
"Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
-Amy-
And it just so happens that she ran into Roxanne who was running from Lizzie and I (amy).
"Come back Roxanne! We haven't even finished the Doom Tree Series!" I called.
"Yeah! We still have R, S, Super-S, Sailor Stars, and the movies to go through!"
Roxanne got up VERY quickly and started running again yelling, "Help me! I'm being chased by two demented MOONIES! Aaaah!"
Lizzie and I stopped running. "She's not worth it." I said.
"Yeah, we'll get her when she comes home." We were about to go home to set a trap for her, when we noticed Sandra laying, knocked-out on the sidewalk. Lizzie's face lit up. "We might be able to get the Soviet to turn…"
"Yes… bring her to 'the lab'."
"Yes, master…" Lizzie said, dragging one foot and acting like a hunch-back.
"Mwaaah haaa haa haa ha!" I said.
"hee, hee, hee…" Egore… I mean, Lizzie said.
-Back @ the apartment-
"Wake up, Sandra. We have a surprise for you…"
She opens her eyes and screams, "Aaah! Noo! Misat! Shinji! Rei! Asuka! Roxanne! Mel! Pen-Pen! Help!"
"Mwaaah haaa ha! That is no use, they are either out shopping, or tied up next to you." I said, pointing to Shinji, Misato, Rei, and Pen-Pen. "And when Asuka and Roxanne and Mel come home, they will fall into my evil clutches too! Mwaaah haa ha!"
"Ahem…" Lizzie said.
"Oh, yes, OUR evil clutches! Mwaaah haa ha!"
"Better."
"Now, what you've all been tied up for and why we put toothpicks on you eyelids… 200 episodes of Sailor Moon, plus all the movies and any other anime we have laying around the room!"
"Mwaaah haa ha!" Lizzie said for me.
-Lizzie-
"I'm home!" Asuka walked in the door followed by Roxanne and Mel.
"Hey! Why is it so dark in here?" Mel said while feeling the wall for the light switch. Just the, the three were jumped.
"Ah! Help us!" Roxanne screamed as we tied her to a chair and sat her in front of the TV.
"Cokes?" I asked.
"Check!" Amy made a check mark on her pretend clipboard.
"Popcorn?"
"Check!"
"Hostages?"
"Check!"
"Chocolate?"
"Check!"
"Okay! Let the show begin!" I hit the play button.
"Ahh… bliss…" Amy sat down next to me.
-Amy-
When we didn't come to school, and Misato didn't go to work, people started to worry. A lot MORE people started to worry when Hikari, Toji, Kensuke, and 12 other random classmates, along with 5 NERV intelligence officers turned up missing.
-Lizzie-
Finally, after 5 days, the marathon ended. We let the 'hostages' go and then…
"What the (censored for our younger viewers! ^_^*) do you think you were doing?!" Misato was turning a sort of mauve color. Then, silence. "WELL?!"
Amy and I looked at each other.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Misato facefaulted. "Okay that's it! Get in the car! I'm taking you to see the commander!"
*Gulp* "Ahh…Pepsi!" Misato grabbed my soda and pushed me into the car. (you thought I was scared didn't you?)
-@ the geofront~
"Fyutsuki(how the crap do you spell that?!), take care of this. I'm busy." Commander Ikari left the office.
"Sit." He gestured toward the chairs. We sat, or rather, Amy sat and pulled my chair away and I fell on my butt.
"What could you two have done that would get Major Katsuragi this upset?"
"Well, we kinda held everyone hostage and made them watch 200 episodes of Sailor Moon…" Amy answered, looking rather proud.
"And the movies!" I finished.
"Oh. Well, in that case, you can go home. No problem here. It was all in fun..." He said, spinning around in 'the chair' to face the wall. We got up and left.
*sniff* 'They didn't invite me…'
-Amy-
~at school~
"Hey, where have you guys been?" said miscellanius person #1. (^_^* we locked up everyone else)
"Don't EVEN get them started." Sandra said. We took our seats and Lizzie and I(amy) started jabbering.
"Hey do you remember in that one scene when…"
"Oh yeah! That was kewl!"
Asuka whispered to Roxanne, "It's bad enough we had to WATCH the episodes, but do we have to listen to the TALK about it?"
-Roxanne-
I (Roxanne) nodded in agreement, then looked over at Shinji. "Hey Shinji, you seem to be paying a LOT of attention to today's 'splosion' talk. Pray tell what it is you find so compelling?"
"oienaofnaoi .asjdofi" He mumbled.
"What?"
"It's all their fault," he said jerking his head toward Amy and Lizzie, eyes still wide and staring.
"Hm?"
"My eyelids are stuck open. I haven't been able to blink since the end of 'S'."
Toji snorted and shot a drink from a smuggled can of coke out of his nose. It caused the teacher to short-circuit, which in turn activated a little known Y2K (yeah, this is old) glitch that all robot teachers have, known as "self destruct and reak havoc and they'll never take me alive! BWAHHAH!" mode. He crashed around, smashed his head against the blackboard, broke the desk with a single karate chop, then jumped out the window, laughing maniacly the whole time.
Everyone blinked. "What happens now?"
Kensuke grinned evilly "Stuff's gonna 'splode…"
With a great 'boom!' the teacher self destructed, sending gears and bolts flying. A class full of pyros cheered at the giant fireball.
-Lizzie-
Well, after the fireball went away, someone, who shall remain nameless, decided to climb down the fire escape under our window.
"Lizzie! Get back up here!" Hikari yelled while restraining Kensuke, who was trying to capture the mushroom cloud on tape. As I was making my way down the fire escape I heard footsteps. I looked up and low and behold, the whole class was climbing out the window and down the escape. Soon we were all gathered around our smoldering teacher. I got an evil idea. I walked up and stood on top of the smoking heap that was our teacher. I raised my arms and tossed my head back…
"FREEDOM!!!!"
With that a vote was taken and we decided that class should be dismissed.
~later at home~
"Tadiama!" the door slammed and the refrigerator door opened.
"Welcome home Misato!" we all said at the same time. She then walked in to find 8 children covered in smoke.
"What happened?!"
"Our teacher exploded." Roxanne stated matter-of-factly. And Misato promptly faited.
THUD!