Why Hobbits are Heavy
Merry: Why are we so large?
Pippin: I dunno **Shrugs** What do you think Frodo?
Frodo: Well.............
"Chocolate fudge sundaes, Rice cakes and creams,
Honey and jelly filled cookies, it seems like a dream!
But us Hobbits, you see, eat a lot of these things!"
Merry: You mean to say that's why? What's the harm in....
"Buttered bread and delicious lamb chops,
There's so much to eat, how can we stop?
Beef steaks and gravy, Spaghetti and meatballs
No wonder we're fat and short and not thin and tall!"
Pippin: That's it all those delicious foods? What about the?...
"Pints by the dozen, wine and beer!
Mentions of these things bring you to tears!
So delicious and sweet are my favorite drinks
And they drowned you in your sorrow or lift you in happiness"
Pippin Laughs.
"That's why we so fat hobbitsessssss"
Frodo, Merry, and Pippin laugh then go back to drinking and eating.
Merry: Why are we so large?
Pippin: I dunno **Shrugs** What do you think Frodo?
Frodo: Well.............
"Chocolate fudge sundaes, Rice cakes and creams,
Honey and jelly filled cookies, it seems like a dream!
But us Hobbits, you see, eat a lot of these things!"
Merry: You mean to say that's why? What's the harm in....
"Buttered bread and delicious lamb chops,
There's so much to eat, how can we stop?
Beef steaks and gravy, Spaghetti and meatballs
No wonder we're fat and short and not thin and tall!"
Pippin: That's it all those delicious foods? What about the?...
"Pints by the dozen, wine and beer!
Mentions of these things bring you to tears!
So delicious and sweet are my favorite drinks
And they drowned you in your sorrow or lift you in happiness"
Pippin Laughs.
"That's why we so fat hobbitsessssss"
Frodo, Merry, and Pippin laugh then go back to drinking and eating.