*Rayru does not exist in real life. The some people in japan made him up so I can't say that I own him.This interview should NOT be taken seriously.*
Michelle: Welcome, Rayru! Take a seat
Rayru: Will do! My butt is killing me!*as he sits down you hear the chair creak under pressure*
M: I'll start off with a question that everyone asks.
R: Fire away!
M: When Link was in his 7 year comma did you have to wash him and that?
R: Well, every night I would change him into his pajamas and........? HEY! WHY YOU WANNA KNOW THIS?!
M: Just wondering.
R: Why do people ask that all the time?
M: *under her breath*..because you've got a fat ass..
R: *shouts* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
M: I said those clothes are so class!
R: Oh.
M: Speaking of clothes, why are you wearing a t-shirt saying "Stupid Fat Guy?"
R: It don't say that! It says "Sage Of Light"!!
M: It's a good thing you can't read!It says "Stupid Fat Guy"
R: *looks down*........AHHH!! HOW THE HELL?! You're the author right?
M: yeah....
R: Get this fixed!!
M: No thanks. I think I'll just sit here, point at you and laugh! HAHAHA!
R: You better get this fixed!
M: Yeah, yeah. Lets carry on. Recently there's been a romour that you've been sleeping with the houses of LonLon Ranch. We have a good sorce, who shall stay unnamed *cough* Link *cough*
R: Huh? Where do you get this stuff?!
M: From being nosy.
R: Oh.
M: You're not deneing it. So you're saying it's ture
R: WHAT?! NO! It's not ture! *looks around neaveously*
M: Got any advice before we go?
R: Yeah. Eat football, sleep football, drink Coca ~ Cola!
M: Do they pay you to say that stuff?!
R: Yes. They do.
Michelle: Welcome, Rayru! Take a seat
Rayru: Will do! My butt is killing me!*as he sits down you hear the chair creak under pressure*
M: I'll start off with a question that everyone asks.
R: Fire away!
M: When Link was in his 7 year comma did you have to wash him and that?
R: Well, every night I would change him into his pajamas and........? HEY! WHY YOU WANNA KNOW THIS?!
M: Just wondering.
R: Why do people ask that all the time?
M: *under her breath*..because you've got a fat ass..
R: *shouts* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
M: I said those clothes are so class!
R: Oh.
M: Speaking of clothes, why are you wearing a t-shirt saying "Stupid Fat Guy?"
R: It don't say that! It says "Sage Of Light"!!
M: It's a good thing you can't read!It says "Stupid Fat Guy"
R: *looks down*........AHHH!! HOW THE HELL?! You're the author right?
M: yeah....
R: Get this fixed!!
M: No thanks. I think I'll just sit here, point at you and laugh! HAHAHA!
R: You better get this fixed!
M: Yeah, yeah. Lets carry on. Recently there's been a romour that you've been sleeping with the houses of LonLon Ranch. We have a good sorce, who shall stay unnamed *cough* Link *cough*
R: Huh? Where do you get this stuff?!
M: From being nosy.
R: Oh.
M: You're not deneing it. So you're saying it's ture
R: WHAT?! NO! It's not ture! *looks around neaveously*
M: Got any advice before we go?
R: Yeah. Eat football, sleep football, drink Coca ~ Cola!
M: Do they pay you to say that stuff?!
R: Yes. They do.