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(Zim is sitting on his front porch playing Chutes and Ladders with Gir)
Zim: I hope you win Gir.
Gir: No, I hope you win Zim!
Zim: No, you win!
Gir: No, you win!
(Zim takes out a laser gun and shoots his piece)
Zim: Ha ha, you won!
(Gir starts to cry but then cheers up as he reaches into a back pocket and pulls out a tuna fish casserole)
(Gaz walks by, walks to a dump and throws her GS2 in it)
Zim: Good afternoon my little dumpling!
Gaz: Shhhhh.......I don't want people to know that we are dating! No offense but I don't want to ruin my reputation.
Zim: Its okay, I could not live without your free back massages.
(Dib walks up)
Dib: Hey Zim, my best friend in the whole wide world!
Zim: Hey there homefry!
Dib: I was just wondering if you guys wanted to go to the mall with me?
Gaz: Just as long as we don't get pizza. YUCK!!!
Zim: I'll drive! I've been waiting for an opportunity to drive my new scooter!
Dib: I call shotgun!
Zim: No, Gaz gets to sit in the front with me.
(Zim winks at Gaz and Gaz blushes deeply. She then walks over to Zim and kisses him on the cheek.)
Gaz: I don't know what I'd do without you Zim!
(Dib rolls his eyes)
Dib: Come on folks lets get a move on! By the time we get to the mall I'll be an old man! Ha ha ha ha ha.
(They hop onto the scooter and roll down the street)
Dib: We're here!
Zim: Wait a second its too quiet. I think I forgot something. WHERES GIR!!! Oh no, I must of left him on the porch. Oh well, his tuna casserole will keep him content.
(Meanwhile Dib has his eyes on a pretty young girl walking by)
Dib: Hey there, Is your dad a baker cause your buns sure are hot!
(The girl takes off her shoe throws it at Dib and misses. However the shoe hits Zim in the head and he dies.)
THE END
(Zim is sitting on his front porch playing Chutes and Ladders with Gir)
Zim: I hope you win Gir.
Gir: No, I hope you win Zim!
Zim: No, you win!
Gir: No, you win!
(Zim takes out a laser gun and shoots his piece)
Zim: Ha ha, you won!
(Gir starts to cry but then cheers up as he reaches into a back pocket and pulls out a tuna fish casserole)
(Gaz walks by, walks to a dump and throws her GS2 in it)
Zim: Good afternoon my little dumpling!
Gaz: Shhhhh.......I don't want people to know that we are dating! No offense but I don't want to ruin my reputation.
Zim: Its okay, I could not live without your free back massages.
(Dib walks up)
Dib: Hey Zim, my best friend in the whole wide world!
Zim: Hey there homefry!
Dib: I was just wondering if you guys wanted to go to the mall with me?
Gaz: Just as long as we don't get pizza. YUCK!!!
Zim: I'll drive! I've been waiting for an opportunity to drive my new scooter!
Dib: I call shotgun!
Zim: No, Gaz gets to sit in the front with me.
(Zim winks at Gaz and Gaz blushes deeply. She then walks over to Zim and kisses him on the cheek.)
Gaz: I don't know what I'd do without you Zim!
(Dib rolls his eyes)
Dib: Come on folks lets get a move on! By the time we get to the mall I'll be an old man! Ha ha ha ha ha.
(They hop onto the scooter and roll down the street)
Dib: We're here!
Zim: Wait a second its too quiet. I think I forgot something. WHERES GIR!!! Oh no, I must of left him on the porch. Oh well, his tuna casserole will keep him content.
(Meanwhile Dib has his eyes on a pretty young girl walking by)
Dib: Hey there, Is your dad a baker cause your buns sure are hot!
(The girl takes off her shoe throws it at Dib and misses. However the shoe hits Zim in the head and he dies.)
THE END