Ed Presents...

Zim And Valentines' Day

By... Uh... Ed

Zim walks into his house one day. It was Valentines' Day again, and Tak had almost drowned him in barbeque sauce. Just then, he heard Gir running down the hall.

"Not again," Zim said to himself. "MASTER! I have--" Gir went. Being a robot, and a stupid-yet-caring one at that, he knew his master, Zim, wasn't happy. "Master? Are you all right?" The little android said. "No, Gir." Zim sat on the couch, crying. "Why? Why must I be treated this way?" He thought to himself. "Why must I be tortured every day, by Dib, Tak, and Gir?" "Master! If you see what I made you, you might be happy," Gir said. "All right, I'll bite. What did you make me?" The Irken said, his eyes still filled with tears. Just then, Gir pulled out a valentine. It was a sharp royal blue, with gold/silver/green glitter pasted around the edges, in a neat manner. Zim took the valentine. "Gir..." "Yes, master?" Suddenly, Zim hugged Gir. A bear hug. All Gir could say was, "Thanks, master. I love you." "I love you too, Gir, even if you're goofy sometimes."

The end.