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Rude Sasami! Chapter 1: What's for breakfast?
"Breakfast time! Hey Ryo-ohki heres a carrot." As Sasami grabs the carrot Tenchi comes in.
"Hey Sasami, what's for breakfast?"
"SHUT UP TENCHI! DAMN I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU EVERYDAY! *Tenchi voice* whats for breakfast. whats for breakfast. whats for breakfast. *normal* SO SHUT UP! Oh yeah and Tenchi."
"Ummm…"
"SHUT UP WHEN I TALK TO YOU GODDAMN IT!"
" Ok…"
"I said shut UP Tenchi. Go get everyone."
"I'll go get every body then. BYE!" Tenchi runs out crying.
"I hate him, don't you Ryo-ohki." Sasami says to the cabbit.
"Miya!" In agreement. "Miya! Miya! Miya!"
"Oh yeah your carrot I almost forgot. Go get it Ryo-ohki!" She FAKE throws it outside.
"Miya." Ryo-ohki says as she runs along.
"Stupid ass."
\/\//\\/\^__^//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"Why are you crying Tenchi?" Asked Ryoko, Ayeka, Kiyone and a dumb blonde.
"Sa-sa-mi." Tenchi answered slowly.
"Oh my, is she hurt?" asked a worried Ayeka.
" No! THE BITCH HURT MY FEELINGS!" said a very pissed off Tenchi.
"Oh-oh!" Said Kiyone and Mihoshi knowing what was going to happen next.
Ryoko and Ayeka exploded with rage. "THAT BITCH IS GOING DOWN!" Yelled Ryoko and disappeared with Ayeka running down to the kitchen.
"Im going to my-my-my ROOM! Wahh!" Tenchi ran to his room.
"Normal day huh Kiyone." Said Mihoshi very happily.
"Shut up MiHO!"
\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\/\
"Ahhhhhh!" yelled Sasami as Ryoko kicked her right in the ass.
"Ryoko stop." said Ayeka smiling. "Its my turn."
Just then Washu opens her lab door. She opened her mouth to speak like this, "^O^" but then she opened her eyes and saw Ryoko and Ayeka kicking Sasami's ass. "Why are you hitting Sasami?"
"Because she hurt MY TENCHI'S feelings." They both said.
"What!?" They looked at each other. "Hey! His mine!"
"Take it outside you two, you here that TAKE IT!" said Washu.
"K!" was the answer from both of them as they walked outside. "Ryo-ohki get back inside the house!"
"Heh heh, thank you was…"Sasami got interrupted
"SHUT UP, YOU! YOU (a/n ok stop yelling) hurt my guinea pig's feelings! You will now feel my wrath!"
"Ahhh! Im SORRY!" said Sasami already bleeding.
"That all I needed to hear." Said Tenchi coming down the stairs with Kiyone and Mihoshi behind him.
"Oh Tenchi." Said a crying Sasami running to Tenchi to give him a hug. "Suckers."
Said Sasami under her breath.
\/\/\/\/\\/
Ryoko stopped attacking when she saw Sasami hug Tenchi and phased into the house.
"Huh where she go." Said a confused Ayeka while wandering into the forest. "AHHHHHH!" She got hit by a car.
In the car. "We're going to to see Tenchi. We're going to see Tenchi. We're going to see Tenchi." And so on. The car was filled with Tenchi's friends that I don't want to name right now. They drove off a cliff.
\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/
"Did you guys make up or are you still 'suffering' Tenchi dear." Said Ryoko walking up to Tenchi. Glaring at Sasami showing her fist.
Sasami hid behind Tenchi. "No we made up." Said Sasami starting to FAKE cry.
"Is this right Tenchi."
"Yes Ryoko."
"Ok then lets EAT!"
"Ryoko, where is Ayeka?" said Mihoshi.
"Who cares?"
"RYOKO!" said all at the same time.
"Oh she's outside."
"Are you sure?" asked Tenchi.
"YES IM SURE DAMN IT! Oh sorry Tenchi."
"That's ok, I'll go look for her."
"I'll help you Tenchi." Said Ryoko seductively.
"Umm no i'm fine alone." Said Tenchi trying not to agree. And for someone like Tenchi, that takes a lot of power.
"Ok let go then Tenchi!" Ryoko grinned.
"Oh, oh right." Said Tenchi trying not to smile. (Thinking) We love to see you smile. Heh heh.
They walked out side and wandered into the forest.
"What the hell are we supposed to do?" Said Washu.
"We could eat or we could…" Sasami trailed off. They all stared at each other. Then ran to their own room.
/\/\\//\
In the forest.
"Tenchi let leave this is boring."
"As if there is anything else to do." Tenchi said looking at Ryoko. (Thinking) Oh great I got her started.
"I guess you right." Ryoko said very slowly. (Tenchi thinking) Good. YAH! YEAH! HAHAHHA!
"Oh wait I just thought of something to do." She said 'to do' seductive.
"Wh-wha-what could we dh dah do." Said Tenchi scared.
"We could go back home…and…"
"Yeah…"
"And EAT!"
"Umm we gotta look for Ayeka first."
"Well I'm going back. Bye!" She left.
"Good now I don't have to stop."
"Lalala lala." Tenchi sung.
"Shut up son."
"Who's there, dad?" Silence. "Oh well."
"There you are Ayeka. Get up. Ayeka. AYEKA! Umm… I didn't see this." And with that he kicked Ayeka off the cliff.
/\/\/\/\
"Where is everyone?" Said Ryoko searching the house.
"I'm back!" said Tenchi walking into the house.
"Hi Tenchi." Said Ryoko.
"Hi. Uh where is everybody?" Just when he said it everyone came out. Sasami went running to the kitchen to set up the table.
"Sasami."
"What Tenchi."
"Whats for Breakfast."
To Be Continued
Rude Sasami! Chapter 1: What's for breakfast?
"Breakfast time! Hey Ryo-ohki heres a carrot." As Sasami grabs the carrot Tenchi comes in.
"Hey Sasami, what's for breakfast?"
"SHUT UP TENCHI! DAMN I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU EVERYDAY! *Tenchi voice* whats for breakfast. whats for breakfast. whats for breakfast. *normal* SO SHUT UP! Oh yeah and Tenchi."
"Ummm…"
"SHUT UP WHEN I TALK TO YOU GODDAMN IT!"
" Ok…"
"I said shut UP Tenchi. Go get everyone."
"I'll go get every body then. BYE!" Tenchi runs out crying.
"I hate him, don't you Ryo-ohki." Sasami says to the cabbit.
"Miya!" In agreement. "Miya! Miya! Miya!"
"Oh yeah your carrot I almost forgot. Go get it Ryo-ohki!" She FAKE throws it outside.
"Miya." Ryo-ohki says as she runs along.
"Stupid ass."
\/\//\\/\^__^//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"Why are you crying Tenchi?" Asked Ryoko, Ayeka, Kiyone and a dumb blonde.
"Sa-sa-mi." Tenchi answered slowly.
"Oh my, is she hurt?" asked a worried Ayeka.
" No! THE BITCH HURT MY FEELINGS!" said a very pissed off Tenchi.
"Oh-oh!" Said Kiyone and Mihoshi knowing what was going to happen next.
Ryoko and Ayeka exploded with rage. "THAT BITCH IS GOING DOWN!" Yelled Ryoko and disappeared with Ayeka running down to the kitchen.
"Im going to my-my-my ROOM! Wahh!" Tenchi ran to his room.
"Normal day huh Kiyone." Said Mihoshi very happily.
"Shut up MiHO!"
\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\/\
"Ahhhhhh!" yelled Sasami as Ryoko kicked her right in the ass.
"Ryoko stop." said Ayeka smiling. "Its my turn."
Just then Washu opens her lab door. She opened her mouth to speak like this, "^O^" but then she opened her eyes and saw Ryoko and Ayeka kicking Sasami's ass. "Why are you hitting Sasami?"
"Because she hurt MY TENCHI'S feelings." They both said.
"What!?" They looked at each other. "Hey! His mine!"
"Take it outside you two, you here that TAKE IT!" said Washu.
"K!" was the answer from both of them as they walked outside. "Ryo-ohki get back inside the house!"
"Heh heh, thank you was…"Sasami got interrupted
"SHUT UP, YOU! YOU (a/n ok stop yelling) hurt my guinea pig's feelings! You will now feel my wrath!"
"Ahhh! Im SORRY!" said Sasami already bleeding.
"That all I needed to hear." Said Tenchi coming down the stairs with Kiyone and Mihoshi behind him.
"Oh Tenchi." Said a crying Sasami running to Tenchi to give him a hug. "Suckers."
Said Sasami under her breath.
\/\/\/\/\\/
Ryoko stopped attacking when she saw Sasami hug Tenchi and phased into the house.
"Huh where she go." Said a confused Ayeka while wandering into the forest. "AHHHHHH!" She got hit by a car.
In the car. "We're going to to see Tenchi. We're going to see Tenchi. We're going to see Tenchi." And so on. The car was filled with Tenchi's friends that I don't want to name right now. They drove off a cliff.
\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/
"Did you guys make up or are you still 'suffering' Tenchi dear." Said Ryoko walking up to Tenchi. Glaring at Sasami showing her fist.
Sasami hid behind Tenchi. "No we made up." Said Sasami starting to FAKE cry.
"Is this right Tenchi."
"Yes Ryoko."
"Ok then lets EAT!"
"Ryoko, where is Ayeka?" said Mihoshi.
"Who cares?"
"RYOKO!" said all at the same time.
"Oh she's outside."
"Are you sure?" asked Tenchi.
"YES IM SURE DAMN IT! Oh sorry Tenchi."
"That's ok, I'll go look for her."
"I'll help you Tenchi." Said Ryoko seductively.
"Umm no i'm fine alone." Said Tenchi trying not to agree. And for someone like Tenchi, that takes a lot of power.
"Ok let go then Tenchi!" Ryoko grinned.
"Oh, oh right." Said Tenchi trying not to smile. (Thinking) We love to see you smile. Heh heh.
They walked out side and wandered into the forest.
"What the hell are we supposed to do?" Said Washu.
"We could eat or we could…" Sasami trailed off. They all stared at each other. Then ran to their own room.
/\/\\//\
In the forest.
"Tenchi let leave this is boring."
"As if there is anything else to do." Tenchi said looking at Ryoko. (Thinking) Oh great I got her started.
"I guess you right." Ryoko said very slowly. (Tenchi thinking) Good. YAH! YEAH! HAHAHHA!
"Oh wait I just thought of something to do." She said 'to do' seductive.
"Wh-wha-what could we dh dah do." Said Tenchi scared.
"We could go back home…and…"
"Yeah…"
"And EAT!"
"Umm we gotta look for Ayeka first."
"Well I'm going back. Bye!" She left.
"Good now I don't have to stop."
"Lalala lala." Tenchi sung.
"Shut up son."
"Who's there, dad?" Silence. "Oh well."
"There you are Ayeka. Get up. Ayeka. AYEKA! Umm… I didn't see this." And with that he kicked Ayeka off the cliff.
/\/\/\/\
"Where is everyone?" Said Ryoko searching the house.
"I'm back!" said Tenchi walking into the house.
"Hi Tenchi." Said Ryoko.
"Hi. Uh where is everybody?" Just when he said it everyone came out. Sasami went running to the kitchen to set up the table.
"Sasami."
"What Tenchi."
"Whats for Breakfast."
To Be Continued