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Rude Sasami! Chapter 2: Sasami's Revenge-Part 1
Author's Note: I didn't think anyone would read or review `Rude Sasami!`, but three of you did, but now on with chapter 2! Oh yeah and no one said anything for me to put for chapter 2, so I just chose myself.
Now night time same day.
A dark figure came out of the house and it was kind of small. It started to run out far away. Then it ran in circles screaming, "DOUGHNUTS!" Then it calmed down. It started to laugh evilly. "I will have my REVENGE!"
"SHUT UP, SON!! I'M TRYING TO GET LAID!"
"Who the hell was that?" Said the dark figure really scared.
"Well im the President of the UNITED STATES!" A song then came on.
DUN DUN DA NAH NAH…
"Stop the music son…"
"You're the the President of the UNIT…" Then the dark figure got interrupted.
"Well I used to be. Now I just hang out here jacking-off of all those women in that house over there." The FORMER president points at the Masaki house.
"That's MY house, come in if you would like to `meet` the women in there." Said the dark figure plotting its revenge.
"Why sure, why not." He said starting to think `happy` thoughts.
YES! My revenge will be so sweet! Thought the dark figure. "But wait! Didn't you say you were trying to get laid?"
"Um that's just what I always say."
"Ok then let's go."
"What's your name little girl?"
"My name, my name is Sasami." Said well… you figure it out. "Whats your name?"
"My name, my…" said the idiot.
"STOP COPYING ME GODDAMNIT! *Idiot voice* My name, my name is My name, my name is My name, my name is My name, my name is! *Normal voice* YOU GUYS SHUT UP NOW YA'LL MEAN!"
"Ok ok, my name is Bill, Bill Clinton!"
"Uh you, you're an idiot… uh um mister, sir, lady Clinton! Oh sorry!"
"That's ok. Now show me some BABES!"
"K!"
Bill and Sasami skip all the way to the Masaki house. "Lalalalala lalalala lalalala!" They sing.
"SHUT UP SON!" yelled some boy in his room… alone. "Ahhh! I thought I told you to stop coming in my room Ryoko!"
"Sorry Tenchi, but the author of this STUPID story said you where alone."
"He didn't say that! That was me trying to get some babes!" said Nobuyuki walking down the hallway.
"I didn't put you in this fic you idiot, asshole! Now I will vanquish AKU! UH I MEAN YOU! FEEL MY WRATH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" said the author.
Washu comes out of nowhere, "That's MY LINE! AHHHHH!"
"Well im outta here!" Yells Nobuyuki as he gets away from the author.
"See what you did you small scientist the size of a happy meal!" I said.
Washu was gone.
"I'll get her later. Now back to the fic!"
"Ok that was weird." Said Tenchi, "Now, no Ryoko I said that to get me some babes! AH!" He said trying to jump on Ryoko.
"Oh Tenchi." She said jumping on him and letting him do what ever he wanted to do to her.
"Now that's a comfy chair." Said Tenchi now sitting on Ryoko.
"Oh whatever, im going to take a bath, care to join me Tenchi." Said Ryoko seductively.
"Um im going to go take a shit first ok?" said Tenchi blushing.
"Uh Tenchi run." She said as Tenchi ran to take a `dumpling`, "He didn't have to tell me that, but at least he going to take a bath with me. I mean he didn't say no."
In the bathroom no lets skip that.
Sasami and `Bill` skipped along. "Here we are!" Said Sasami.
"Great!" Time to rape beautiful women!
Sasami opened the door and let Bill in.
"Where are the WOMEN!"
"Right this way Mr. Bill. Heh heh heh." She went up stairs to her room with Bill close behind. "AYEKA! Where were you? You whore meet Bill Clinton the former PRESIDENT OF THE UNI…"
"Yeah, Um, you don't have to scream. Sasami." Said Bill trying to calm down Sasami.
"TED STATES!" She Finished. Off.
"Well if you want to know I was left here by ALIENS! His name was Zim or some thing like that." Said Ayeka. Bill was already drooling, but his head was turned to Tenchi`s room where Ryoko waited for Tenchi.
"I will BE RIGHT BACK!" Yells some little green guy never to return.
"On nick..." Laughed Ayeka.
"…elodeon!" said Sasami.
"Who's that babe!" Said Bill, his eyes still on the pirate.
"That's Ryoko." Said Sasami pushing Bill in and closing the door behind him.
In Tenchi's room. "Who the hell are you!"
"Why im BILL CLINTON!"
"Yeah yeah. What are you doing here? Idiot gonna try to rape me." Bill nodded. "Well that's not going to happen. But there's a princess out there waiting for you!"
"Hot dog im there!" He said as he exited the room.
"Now to wait for Tenchi." She said `changing` into `something else to wear`.
In Sasami and Ayeka's room, Bill just came in and jumped on Ayeka.
"Oh MISTER BILL, DO ME HARD!"
"Ah screw it I'll do it my self." Said Sasami chopping Bill's head off with her tinny hand and doing the same to Ayeka. "One down two to go." The music finally stopped for Bill as his head landed on his crotch and Ayeka's head landed on her FLAT chest.
Sasami walked down the stairs into Washu's lab to find her with…
"Tenchi takes to long, im gonna go check on him." Ryoko said skipping along the hall way singing, "Lalalalala lalalalalala thun thun thun thun!"
"Sheut uop son!" muffled Bill as he died.
"Tenchi are you ok in there!"
"Im fine."
"How long are you going to take in there?"
"IM DONE!" He yelled as he flushed the toilet and washed his hands… good.
"Ok Tenchi let me in already!"
"Um ok." Tenchi said opening the door and trying to get out but Ryoko was in the way. "Ryoko!"
"What Tenchi, you said we were going to take a bath together."
"When."
"Just listen to the flashback."
-Flashback-
"Now, no Ryoko I said that to get me some babes! AH!" Tenchi said trying to jump on Ryoko.
"Oh Tenchi." She said jumping on him and letting him do what ever he wanted to do to her.
"Now that's a comfy chair." Said Tenchi now sitting on Ryoko.
"Oh whatever, im going to take a bath, care to join me Tenchi." Said Ryoko seductively.
"Um im going to go take a shit first ok?" said Tenchi blushing.
-End flashback-
"See Tenchi!"
"Well I didn't exactly say yes either."
"Yes you did you want to se the flashback again."
"Oh alright i'll take a bath with you." He said hanging his head. "But why so late at night."
"You wouldn't care Tenchi. Now lets go!" She said dragging him along. (A/N Now im gonna keep this rated R so let go see what Sasami and Washu are doing.)
"Washu your with a a a…"
"A what!"
"A cat!" Said Sasami with a song in her head. dun dun dun!
"So what im experimenting on it."
"Oh. Washu!"
"What!"
Sasami ran up to her and yelled, "I'm going to kill you!"
"Why isn't that nice. What!" She said as she was cut in two.
"My REVENGE is almost complete, but I didn't have to kill Washu. So still two more!" Sasami said skipping out of the lab of a dead scientist. "Tenchi!"
"Yeah im just getting some thing to eat because I got away from Ryoko and she's looking for me right now. Can you hide me Sasami?"
"Sure Tenchi, BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What's wrong with you Sasami?"
"Noooooothing."
"Hide me I got the food already. I think I hear her coming right now!"
"Hide behind the couch i'll deal with Ryoko."
"Thanks Sasami."
"Hey Sasami where's Tenchi." Said Ryoko coming down the stairs. Sasami just pointed behind the couch.
"Thanks Sasami!" She went behind the couch got Tenchi and teleported to the bath.
"I'll just get them later." Said Sasami walking up the stairs to Tenchi's room where she waited for them.
"Oh Tenchi that tastes so GOOD!" Said Ryoko as she swallowed the white liquid… "What do you call this Tenchi? I want more!"
"It's called milk Ryoko, here." He said as he handed her another cup of milk.
"YUMMY!"
In Tenchi's room. Sasami got up and walked down to her room. "BORING! I'll just wait till tomorrow." She laid down next to Ayeka and fell asleep.
To Be Continued
Well believe it or not that took me 1 hour to make. That's short for how fast I type… Since I only got three review the other time, i'll wait for six reviews in total to write more.
Rude Sasami! Chapter 2: Sasami's Revenge-Part 1
Author's Note: I didn't think anyone would read or review `Rude Sasami!`, but three of you did, but now on with chapter 2! Oh yeah and no one said anything for me to put for chapter 2, so I just chose myself.
Now night time same day.
A dark figure came out of the house and it was kind of small. It started to run out far away. Then it ran in circles screaming, "DOUGHNUTS!" Then it calmed down. It started to laugh evilly. "I will have my REVENGE!"
"SHUT UP, SON!! I'M TRYING TO GET LAID!"
"Who the hell was that?" Said the dark figure really scared.
"Well im the President of the UNITED STATES!" A song then came on.
DUN DUN DA NAH NAH…
"Stop the music son…"
"You're the the President of the UNIT…" Then the dark figure got interrupted.
"Well I used to be. Now I just hang out here jacking-off of all those women in that house over there." The FORMER president points at the Masaki house.
"That's MY house, come in if you would like to `meet` the women in there." Said the dark figure plotting its revenge.
"Why sure, why not." He said starting to think `happy` thoughts.
YES! My revenge will be so sweet! Thought the dark figure. "But wait! Didn't you say you were trying to get laid?"
"Um that's just what I always say."
"Ok then let's go."
"What's your name little girl?"
"My name, my name is Sasami." Said well… you figure it out. "Whats your name?"
"My name, my…" said the idiot.
"STOP COPYING ME GODDAMNIT! *Idiot voice* My name, my name is My name, my name is My name, my name is My name, my name is! *Normal voice* YOU GUYS SHUT UP NOW YA'LL MEAN!"
"Ok ok, my name is Bill, Bill Clinton!"
"Uh you, you're an idiot… uh um mister, sir, lady Clinton! Oh sorry!"
"That's ok. Now show me some BABES!"
"K!"
Bill and Sasami skip all the way to the Masaki house. "Lalalalala lalalala lalalala!" They sing.
"SHUT UP SON!" yelled some boy in his room… alone. "Ahhh! I thought I told you to stop coming in my room Ryoko!"
"Sorry Tenchi, but the author of this STUPID story said you where alone."
"He didn't say that! That was me trying to get some babes!" said Nobuyuki walking down the hallway.
"I didn't put you in this fic you idiot, asshole! Now I will vanquish AKU! UH I MEAN YOU! FEEL MY WRATH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" said the author.
Washu comes out of nowhere, "That's MY LINE! AHHHHH!"
"Well im outta here!" Yells Nobuyuki as he gets away from the author.
"See what you did you small scientist the size of a happy meal!" I said.
Washu was gone.
"I'll get her later. Now back to the fic!"
"Ok that was weird." Said Tenchi, "Now, no Ryoko I said that to get me some babes! AH!" He said trying to jump on Ryoko.
"Oh Tenchi." She said jumping on him and letting him do what ever he wanted to do to her.
"Now that's a comfy chair." Said Tenchi now sitting on Ryoko.
"Oh whatever, im going to take a bath, care to join me Tenchi." Said Ryoko seductively.
"Um im going to go take a shit first ok?" said Tenchi blushing.
"Uh Tenchi run." She said as Tenchi ran to take a `dumpling`, "He didn't have to tell me that, but at least he going to take a bath with me. I mean he didn't say no."
In the bathroom no lets skip that.
Sasami and `Bill` skipped along. "Here we are!" Said Sasami.
"Great!" Time to rape beautiful women!
Sasami opened the door and let Bill in.
"Where are the WOMEN!"
"Right this way Mr. Bill. Heh heh heh." She went up stairs to her room with Bill close behind. "AYEKA! Where were you? You whore meet Bill Clinton the former PRESIDENT OF THE UNI…"
"Yeah, Um, you don't have to scream. Sasami." Said Bill trying to calm down Sasami.
"TED STATES!" She Finished. Off.
"Well if you want to know I was left here by ALIENS! His name was Zim or some thing like that." Said Ayeka. Bill was already drooling, but his head was turned to Tenchi`s room where Ryoko waited for Tenchi.
"I will BE RIGHT BACK!" Yells some little green guy never to return.
"On nick..." Laughed Ayeka.
"…elodeon!" said Sasami.
"Who's that babe!" Said Bill, his eyes still on the pirate.
"That's Ryoko." Said Sasami pushing Bill in and closing the door behind him.
In Tenchi's room. "Who the hell are you!"
"Why im BILL CLINTON!"
"Yeah yeah. What are you doing here? Idiot gonna try to rape me." Bill nodded. "Well that's not going to happen. But there's a princess out there waiting for you!"
"Hot dog im there!" He said as he exited the room.
"Now to wait for Tenchi." She said `changing` into `something else to wear`.
In Sasami and Ayeka's room, Bill just came in and jumped on Ayeka.
"Oh MISTER BILL, DO ME HARD!"
"Ah screw it I'll do it my self." Said Sasami chopping Bill's head off with her tinny hand and doing the same to Ayeka. "One down two to go." The music finally stopped for Bill as his head landed on his crotch and Ayeka's head landed on her FLAT chest.
Sasami walked down the stairs into Washu's lab to find her with…
"Tenchi takes to long, im gonna go check on him." Ryoko said skipping along the hall way singing, "Lalalalala lalalalalala thun thun thun thun!"
"Sheut uop son!" muffled Bill as he died.
"Tenchi are you ok in there!"
"Im fine."
"How long are you going to take in there?"
"IM DONE!" He yelled as he flushed the toilet and washed his hands… good.
"Ok Tenchi let me in already!"
"Um ok." Tenchi said opening the door and trying to get out but Ryoko was in the way. "Ryoko!"
"What Tenchi, you said we were going to take a bath together."
"When."
"Just listen to the flashback."
-Flashback-
"Now, no Ryoko I said that to get me some babes! AH!" Tenchi said trying to jump on Ryoko.
"Oh Tenchi." She said jumping on him and letting him do what ever he wanted to do to her.
"Now that's a comfy chair." Said Tenchi now sitting on Ryoko.
"Oh whatever, im going to take a bath, care to join me Tenchi." Said Ryoko seductively.
"Um im going to go take a shit first ok?" said Tenchi blushing.
-End flashback-
"See Tenchi!"
"Well I didn't exactly say yes either."
"Yes you did you want to se the flashback again."
"Oh alright i'll take a bath with you." He said hanging his head. "But why so late at night."
"You wouldn't care Tenchi. Now lets go!" She said dragging him along. (A/N Now im gonna keep this rated R so let go see what Sasami and Washu are doing.)
"Washu your with a a a…"
"A what!"
"A cat!" Said Sasami with a song in her head. dun dun dun!
"So what im experimenting on it."
"Oh. Washu!"
"What!"
Sasami ran up to her and yelled, "I'm going to kill you!"
"Why isn't that nice. What!" She said as she was cut in two.
"My REVENGE is almost complete, but I didn't have to kill Washu. So still two more!" Sasami said skipping out of the lab of a dead scientist. "Tenchi!"
"Yeah im just getting some thing to eat because I got away from Ryoko and she's looking for me right now. Can you hide me Sasami?"
"Sure Tenchi, BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What's wrong with you Sasami?"
"Noooooothing."
"Hide me I got the food already. I think I hear her coming right now!"
"Hide behind the couch i'll deal with Ryoko."
"Thanks Sasami."
"Hey Sasami where's Tenchi." Said Ryoko coming down the stairs. Sasami just pointed behind the couch.
"Thanks Sasami!" She went behind the couch got Tenchi and teleported to the bath.
"I'll just get them later." Said Sasami walking up the stairs to Tenchi's room where she waited for them.
"Oh Tenchi that tastes so GOOD!" Said Ryoko as she swallowed the white liquid… "What do you call this Tenchi? I want more!"
"It's called milk Ryoko, here." He said as he handed her another cup of milk.
"YUMMY!"
In Tenchi's room. Sasami got up and walked down to her room. "BORING! I'll just wait till tomorrow." She laid down next to Ayeka and fell asleep.
To Be Continued
Well believe it or not that took me 1 hour to make. That's short for how fast I type… Since I only got three review the other time, i'll wait for six reviews in total to write more.