Voldemort Went Down to Georgia
A/N: So I was bored…and I couldn't find my story notebooks. And I had "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" in my head and I wrote it in Chemistry class. But I don't own the song (the original, anyway) or Harry Potter. Sniff. Read this and review it…and read and review my other stuff. PLEASE!
Voldemort went down to Georgia
He was looking for Muggles to kill
Cause he was feeling bad
And he was really mad
And wanted some blood to spill.
When he came across this family
All uppity and in his face
And Voldemort magnified his voice
"You're such a waste to us
I guess I never noticed but you're
Powerful wizards too
And if you care to take a dare
I want to duel with you.
You seem to be pretty good wizards, Potters
But give the Dark Lord his due
I'll bet a single Knut against your son
That's to say I'm more powerful than you.
The father said "We're the Potters and it might be a risk
But we'll take your bet and you'll regret because we're desparate
Because we're poor as piss."
Potters, get out your wands and think really hard
Cause Voldemort's loose in Georgia
And you bet your son for a Knut
And if you win you get this Knut because you won
But if you lose Voldemort gets your son…
Voldemort took out his wand and said "I'll start this duel,"
And fire raged in his eyes as he polished his stick of yew
He raised his arm and James and Lily said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Voldemort said "Avada Kedavra!"
Then baby Harry looked up and said "You're an evil man
I'm gonna kill you right now, do the best I can."
He took out his wand and pointed it at the Lord's tongue
But Voldemort isn't all the way gone
And Harry smirked at Voldemort who cried cuz he'd been beat
And he dropped the Knut down at Harry's feet.
The infant picked it up and said "So long mom and dad
I'm outta here; I'll call myself a cab."
And we all know how the story ends
Harry gave himself a scar so he would be famous to no end
And the cab came and he disappeared around the bend.
A/N: Okay, so I dislike Harry…