Author note! Now i'm back! I went in a straight down to hell with my homework, oh and I was so lazy. Sorry! Reviews one-month-old, thank you, ThaNK You (I know how to spell)! Oh and the flamers... you actually read the summary. Oh and I made a new "thingy"(don't correct me) (shut up) because some of you guys didn't know who the hell was talking. This one is not that funny. Now to stop my stalling and your bitching, ON WITH THE FIC! Means thinking
Disclaimer: Now do we have to go over this shit?
????: (New! sad!) MOMMY!
???: Sorry Tenchi, but she's dead.
Tenchi: Oh yeah... DAMN IT! Oh no!
???: What!
Tenchi: Nothing Ryok...
Ryoko: Remember what to call me!
Tenchi: Ryoko my-Do I have to say it!
Ryoko: Yes TenCHI!
Tenchi: Ryoko my l-l-l-LEG!
Ryoko: See not hard at all.
They came out of the bathroom.(Kids: ouuuuuh) (I don't know what that says.)
Tenchi: I'm gonna DIE!
Grandpa YOSHO!(Grandpa means shit!): Oh shut up! Opps I spit on him
Tenchi was covered in spit.
Tenchi: Oh GRANDPA! I'm so happy! I'm gonna take a bath again!
Ryoko: CAN I COME! I love taking a bath in the morning! Puppy eyes, puppy eyes. Ah there we go!
Tenchi: Um-um-um Oh All right! (Hehheh Tenchi's horny.) Just a bath though, not what we did last night!
Ryoko: But I thought you liked it!
Tenchi: I don't like soaking all night! Lets go! And put a towel on this time or at least a bathing suit.
Ryoko: You don't like to see me naked! Are you gay?
Tenchi: *Deep breath* Hell no I am not GAY! I liked it Ryoko, but maybe another time... Like when pigs fly. *Sees a fat ass pig flying out the window, from his house* God has blessed me! (I'm not going to write a nc/17 fic so sit down! Readers: this fic ain't no good. *Takes out a gun and shoots*
Ryoko: Ok. Not now, but another time... Why not right no...
Tenchi: Uupuupuup, I thought I made myself clear, woman.
Ryoko: Your loss!
Yosho: You tell it Ryoko!
Tenchi: *sigh* Lets go.
??: Ah nice sleep... What was I doing last night? *She looked around and saw ONLY Bill (never to be seen again) there lying on the ground dead* (It's Sasami!)
Oh yeah, two more... HEY, WHERE'S AYEKA!
Chapter 3 - Sasamis revenge part TWO! (You thought I forgot the title)
IN HELL
Ayeka: Where am I!
Kagato: You're in my house!
Kain: Yes, his house.
Sakuya: I thought we were in hell.
Kain: Oh, but we are!
Kagato: Get in doors quick because when it gets dark, watch out. People rape around here.
Ayeka: Well then I'm outta here! *She climbs a secret ladder*
Sakuya: Come back soon! (Suddenly it turns dark) OH NO!
Kagato: MUAHAHAHA HA
Kain: I got her eye!
Kagato: Damn, well I got her ass-chin!
Devil: *sweat drops* *SIGH* I got her ear.
Sakuya: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayeka(Way up there!): Gross! (SHE IS NOW OUT OF HELL AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MASAKI HOUSEHOLD!) Shut up Monkey! (A/N This is where I kick her ass, lets go back to Sasami.
Sasami: * Looks out window* There she is getting her ass kicked by a monkey, weird. Oh well down to business. Time to kill Tenchi and Ryoko!
Ryoko: Tenchi!
Tenchi: Ryoko!
Both: That one was GOOD!
Tenchi: That was intense.
Ryoko: Yes it was. LETS DO IT AGAIN!
Tenchi: No, 20 screaming contests are too much for me.
Ryoko: Oh all right. What do you want to do now? *Leaning on the wall facing Tenchi with a very seductive smile* (remember regular bathroom)
Tenchi: Lets get out now. *Not even facing her*
Ryoko: Ok...
Sasami gets out of the room and sees Tenchi and Ryoko walking out of the bathroom to each other's room.
Sasami: Ouuuuuhh. So you two got it on already.
They both blush.
Ryoko: Not yet kiddo.
Tenchi blushed even deeper.
Sasami: Ok... What's that over there! *She points in back of them* (They look.) HAYA! *She jumps at them*
Meanwhile.
Lights are flickering... Other than that it's very dark. A very dark red hand comes up. And a head rolling around saying...
?: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
To be continued.
That took a while to write! Ah got to stretch! Sorry it took so long, but it was my homework, my laziness and writers block. I'll try to put up last chapters before March 8. And just if I don't this is to get you guys going on chapter 4.
Next time. Sasami will finally calm
down. But what will happen to Tenchi
and Ryoko? Who was the head? Will I
stop asking questions? More head rolling!
All questions answered in chapter 4-Eye Raped!
Disclaimer: Now do we have to go over this shit?
????: (New! sad!) MOMMY!
???: Sorry Tenchi, but she's dead.
Tenchi: Oh yeah... DAMN IT! Oh no!
???: What!
Tenchi: Nothing Ryok...
Ryoko: Remember what to call me!
Tenchi: Ryoko my-Do I have to say it!
Ryoko: Yes TenCHI!
Tenchi: Ryoko my l-l-l-LEG!
Ryoko: See not hard at all.
They came out of the bathroom.(Kids: ouuuuuh) (I don't know what that says.)
Tenchi: I'm gonna DIE!
Grandpa YOSHO!(Grandpa means shit!): Oh shut up! Opps I spit on him
Tenchi was covered in spit.
Tenchi: Oh GRANDPA! I'm so happy! I'm gonna take a bath again!
Ryoko: CAN I COME! I love taking a bath in the morning! Puppy eyes, puppy eyes. Ah there we go!
Tenchi: Um-um-um Oh All right! (Hehheh Tenchi's horny.) Just a bath though, not what we did last night!
Ryoko: But I thought you liked it!
Tenchi: I don't like soaking all night! Lets go! And put a towel on this time or at least a bathing suit.
Ryoko: You don't like to see me naked! Are you gay?
Tenchi: *Deep breath* Hell no I am not GAY! I liked it Ryoko, but maybe another time... Like when pigs fly. *Sees a fat ass pig flying out the window, from his house* God has blessed me! (I'm not going to write a nc/17 fic so sit down! Readers: this fic ain't no good. *Takes out a gun and shoots*
Ryoko: Ok. Not now, but another time... Why not right no...
Tenchi: Uupuupuup, I thought I made myself clear, woman.
Ryoko: Your loss!
Yosho: You tell it Ryoko!
Tenchi: *sigh* Lets go.
??: Ah nice sleep... What was I doing last night? *She looked around and saw ONLY Bill (never to be seen again) there lying on the ground dead* (It's Sasami!)
Oh yeah, two more... HEY, WHERE'S AYEKA!
Chapter 3 - Sasamis revenge part TWO! (You thought I forgot the title)
IN HELL
Ayeka: Where am I!
Kagato: You're in my house!
Kain: Yes, his house.
Sakuya: I thought we were in hell.
Kain: Oh, but we are!
Kagato: Get in doors quick because when it gets dark, watch out. People rape around here.
Ayeka: Well then I'm outta here! *She climbs a secret ladder*
Sakuya: Come back soon! (Suddenly it turns dark) OH NO!
Kagato: MUAHAHAHA HA
Kain: I got her eye!
Kagato: Damn, well I got her ass-chin!
Devil: *sweat drops* *SIGH* I got her ear.
Sakuya: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayeka(Way up there!): Gross! (SHE IS NOW OUT OF HELL AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MASAKI HOUSEHOLD!) Shut up Monkey! (A/N This is where I kick her ass, lets go back to Sasami.
Sasami: * Looks out window* There she is getting her ass kicked by a monkey, weird. Oh well down to business. Time to kill Tenchi and Ryoko!
Ryoko: Tenchi!
Tenchi: Ryoko!
Both: That one was GOOD!
Tenchi: That was intense.
Ryoko: Yes it was. LETS DO IT AGAIN!
Tenchi: No, 20 screaming contests are too much for me.
Ryoko: Oh all right. What do you want to do now? *Leaning on the wall facing Tenchi with a very seductive smile* (remember regular bathroom)
Tenchi: Lets get out now. *Not even facing her*
Ryoko: Ok...
Sasami gets out of the room and sees Tenchi and Ryoko walking out of the bathroom to each other's room.
Sasami: Ouuuuuhh. So you two got it on already.
They both blush.
Ryoko: Not yet kiddo.
Tenchi blushed even deeper.
Sasami: Ok... What's that over there! *She points in back of them* (They look.) HAYA! *She jumps at them*
Meanwhile.
Lights are flickering... Other than that it's very dark. A very dark red hand comes up. And a head rolling around saying...
?: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
To be continued.
That took a while to write! Ah got to stretch! Sorry it took so long, but it was my homework, my laziness and writers block. I'll try to put up last chapters before March 8. And just if I don't this is to get you guys going on chapter 4.
Next time. Sasami will finally calm
down. But what will happen to Tenchi
and Ryoko? Who was the head? Will I
stop asking questions? More head rolling!
All questions answered in chapter 4-Eye Raped!