The Wedding Chronicles pt2
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A/N: Glad you guys enjoyed it! Here's the next chapter.
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It was the week before the wedding, seven days left until I got hitched. With the guest list out of the way, there was still the issue of my best man…
"C'mon Gohan! We need to start planning your bachelor party!" David whined.
"Yah! And I need at least a week to find some good material for the speech!" Nicholas piped in. Gohan groaned in annoyance as he fished his hand through his hair. Trunks, who was watching from the sofa the whole time, got up and banged their three heads together.
"OW!" They all yelled and clasped their heads.
"You know what? It's painfully obvious that the three of you are too stupid to come up with a solution to your problem. Gohan, you can have two best men!" Trunks said.
"And that would work how?" Nicholas asked.
"Oh ye of little faith." Trunks sighed. "Nicholas can be in charge of the speech and getting you to the wedding on time. David can be in charge of the rings, party and tuxes."
"You mean if I was the best man by myself then I'd have to do all that?!" David exclaimed. Trunks nodded. "Well I'll be damned."
"Thanks Trunks, you just saved me years on my life." Gohan grinned.
"Now, G-baby we go shopping for tuxes!" David said as he grabbed Gohan and exited.
"I don't think you're qualified to call Gohan, G-baby!" Nicholas said, running after them.
Meanwhile…"Ohmigosh! It's beautiful!" Videl cried, literally. Andrea poured on the waterworks as well.
"I don't see what the big deal is! It's just a dress! No need to freakin cry!" Natalie said.
"Oh shuddup!" They both yelled at her.
"Well excuse me!" Natalie huffed. "I'm beginning to wonder about that PMS thing…"
"This dress looks gorgeous on you Vid!" Andrea exclaimed.
"Thanks Andie! Your bridesmaid dresses look fabulous as well." Videl exclaimed.
"Woah, narcissist much?" Natalie said, flipping through a Buffy magazine.
"I can't wait to see the flower girl dress!" Videl exclaimed.
"Honey, you don't have a flower girl." Natalie replied.
"WHAT!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ORGANISE THAT!!" Videl yelled grabbing Natalie by the ear.
"Let go of me or I'll eat that dress." Natalie said. Videl let go but she was still fuming. "I asked Gohan since we don't know any little girls. We asked Krillin-san if his daughter wanted to do it but her mother said no. So, we asked Goten if any of his friends would want to do it and he said he'd ask them over today."
"Alright then." Videl said.
"I have everything under control." Natalie grinned.
"First time for everything." Andrea commented as she and Videl snickered.
"Yah, yah, just remember. I can read your thoughts." Natalie smirked. "And I don't think Gohan would be to pleased to hear that his fiancée was thinking about Sharpener."
"NANI?!" Videl said blushing. "I was not!"
"Re-think that Vid. She's psychic." Andrea said.
So, while the girls were getting ready so were we. Oy, I forgot about that damned Kentucky Pressed Tuxedo place. The old management was replaced and there was this new guy in charge…
"Honey, with your cheekbones and physique, you would look great in this tuxedo." Guy said. Gohan's forehead creased.
"But…it's pink." Gohan said.
"Pink is very fashionable darling!" Guy said. "But of course, you kids these days. You want traditional don't you?" Guy sighed as he skipped to the back of the shop. Gohan grabbed David by the collar.
"Get me the hell out of here!" Gohan gritted through his teeth.
"What's the matter G? Are you getting cold feet?" David asked, smirking.
"No!" Gohan exclaimed. "I just don't want to marry Videl looking like Cotton Candy!"
"I'd say it was a more fuchsia pink." Nicholas laughed from the changing room.
"Hey!" Gohan protested.
"Hey guys! Check me out!!" Nicholas said as he came out wearing a disco suit. "Aah, aah, aah, aah, Stayin Alive!"
"Boy, if you want to still be living you'd better get out of that suit." Gohan growled.
"Yes Mom." Nicholas pouted and went to go get changed. Guy came out.
"I have all your measurements doll, erm I mean, Mr Son. Here are the tuxes for you and your friends." Guy sighed handing Gohan the tuxes. "Your wife is going to be a very lucky gal!"
"Nani?!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Erm, he means thanks. NICHOLAS!! WE'RE GOING NOW!!" David yelled.
"Alright! I'm coming!"
After than disaster was over there was the matter of the ring bearer and the flower girl. Of course, Goten was going to be the ring bearer but #18 had refused Marron to be our flower girl since she had this whole issue about her daughter being paraded like some float. Don't worry, I didn't get it either. So we had to make a choice…CJ or Juliana. With those two, we weren't exactly spoilt for choice…
"We have gathered you girls here today to ask you a favour. Who would like to be the flower girl at the wedding?" Natalie asked the two girls.
"It goes against everything I stand for." Juliana said.
"You're 12 and you have things that you stand for?" Nicholas asked.
"Shut up Nick! I'm trying to work it here!" Natalie hissed. Videl looked at CJ.
"You look familiar." Videl said to her.
"She's most probably on Japan's Most Wanted." Trunks snickered.
"Funny Briefs. Very funny." CJ said. "At least I'm not a featured guest on the Teletubbies."
"Take that back Fujitaka!" Trunks yelled as they stared each other down. The older lot, except Andrea, all gasped.
**Flashback**
"Get out of my way losers!! Don't you know who I am?! I am the daughter of one of the richest men in the world!! If you know what's good for you, you'll remember that!"
**End Flashback**
"D-d-d-d-did you say Fujitaka?!" Videl squeaked.
"Wow, I've never seen her do that before!" Goten exclaimed.
"Maybe she's finally gonna blow her top. Just like Piccolo said!" Trunks grinned.
"Oy, I get this rep everywhere I go." CJ sighed.
"You're sister is Elmira Fujitaka." Nicholas said. "She was the snobbiest girl in our school. Until she moved to that private school."
"Yah, then Videl was." David smirked.
"Watch it Finch." Videl seethed.
"Well, if she was in your class maybe we should invite her." Andrea said.
"Yah! Then I can shove it in her face that I married Gohan." Videl smirked.
"So, I'm a trophy now?" Gohan asked.
"Please, I know that I don't know you but don't invite my sisters to this wedding." CJ begged. "They're insane! It's like I'm living with nine of the Ashleys! Only more sinister!"
"That is such a nice analogy." Natalie laughed. "Okay, they don't come."
"Who says you're the one that's going to decide?" Gohan and Videl said simultaneously. Natalie walked in front of them and gave her Death Glare™.
"Woah." The others said.
"Ok, ok, they don't come." Videl sighed. "But since this was CJ's request, CJ is gonna be the flower girl."
"NANI?!" The younger kids exclaimed.
"But, CJ's like a guy-girl! She can't wear a dress!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Yah!" CJ agreed. "Jules, for the love of the NBA please don't let me do this!"
"I wish I could Ceej, but I'm allergic to flowers." Juliana replied.
"That's what you stand for?" Nicholas asked. Juliana stuck her tongue out at him.
"Alright I'll do it." CJ said. "No pink. AT ALL! Anyone laughs, they'll be eating out of an IV for a week."
"Great! Thanks CJ." Gohan beamed.
"Yeah, yeah." CJ said. "Can I go home now? Wrestling is on."
"It is?!" David and Natalie exclaimed. "Gohan, where is your TV?" Gohan nervously pointed to the direction of the television. "Thanks!" They yelled as they rushed off.
"Hey! Wait for me!" CJ said as she ran after them.
"You know what? This is going to be a very interesting wedding. I wonder if Lil Tak still has that video camera." Trunks pondered.
Unfortunately for me, Trunks was right. And that video camera of his was going to cause me a lot of trouble. But I'm getting ahead of myself! With the minister booked, the food ordered, and the guests arriving the wedding looked to be on track thanks to my mother's persistence. Videl had a massive house so she decided to house all her guests, which basically consisted of the newly turned supermodel Eliza and professional boxer Sharpener…
"Do they really have to stay here?" Gohan asked. Videl nodded.
"It wouldn't be right for them to have to pay for a hotel when they could easily stay here." Videl replied.
"But what about Ashley Bennington and those guys. You invited them but they're in a hotel." Gohan pointed out.
"Well I don't like them. I invited them here out of spite." Videl replied.
"Plus she wants to have an even number of guests since you're inviting the whole world Gohan." Natalie grinned, leaning in the doorway.
"I really wish you would stop doing that Natalie." Gohan sighed. "You're going to give me a heart attack."
"Please Gohan, I couldn't give you a heart attack even if I showed you my rack." Natalie laughed.
"What!?" Videl yelled.
"Vid, I was just teasing. It's part of my nature." Natalie smirked. The doorbell rang. "I'll get that then?" Natalie left and returned with none other than Sharpener.
"Sharpener!" Videl exclaimed.
"Ooh, watch your head. Your ego might not be able to get through the door." Natalie said.
"Ms Campbell. You haven't changed a bit. Still as fiery and feisty as ever I see." Sharpener mocked.
"Ms Campbell? What an arrogant…" Gohan muttered. Sharpener walked over to Videl and picked her up, twirling her around.
"Wow, little Videl getting married! And to Son Gohan of all people." Sharpener said fake grinning to Gohan.
"Sharp, dude. Sup." Gohan said through his teeth. Sharpener turned his attention back to Videl.
"You my dear look as gorgeous as ever." Sharpener said kissing her hand. Videl giggled stupidly. Gohan clenched his fists in anger and Natalie could literally see the smoke coming out of his ears.
"You taping this Trunks?" Natalie asked. Trunks, who was standing next to her, nodded. "That's my boy."
Sharpener. The thorn in my side, the pain in my posterior, the eyelash in my eye. I could have killed him at that moment, or at least put him in a hospital bed. Good thing I have such a calm nature. Anyhoo, Eliza arrived as well. Still as chirpy and as sweet as ever. Glad to see fame hadn't changed her.
"Gohan!" Eliza chirped as she embraced him. "Videl!" She exclaimed as she hugged Videl. "How are you two? Well duh! You're happy!"
"It's nice to see you Eliza!" Gohan smiled.
"Well I couldn't miss this! after all, I always said you two would get married and here you are! sharpener owes me 100 zenni." Eliza smiled.
"Wait, he said we'd never get married?" Gohan asked.
"Well he always liked Videl." Eliza replied.
"He did?!" Videl squeaked. "Wow…"
"Wait a second, what is so wow about it?" Gohan demanded.
"Wow, I never saw you as the jealous type Gohan! It's so sweet!" Eliza smiled.
Meanwhile, Mr Satan was watching me for weeks now…it was like having a stalker for a father in law.
Mr Satan was frantically searching the house for Videl. He had a small plastic bag in his hand. He knocked on the TV room and found Videl in there.
"Videl, can I have a word?" Mr Satan said.
"Sure daddy." Videl said leaving the room. "What's up?"
"Here, I want you to take this." Mr Satan said, handing her the bag. Videl looked inside it and blushed furiously. A cry of WHAT?!?! came from the TV room.
"I hate wrestling." Videl sighed. "You want me to take a pregnancy test?!" Videl hissed.
"Yes, I want to make sure that he is marrying you because he cares for you."
"I am not pregnant daddy! I have never even had…" Again, a cry of WHAT?! came from the TV room.
"Don't!! The last thing I need to here is you mentioning that word!!"
"But daddy!"
"Please? Just to put your old man's mind at rest?" Mr Satan pleaded. Videl looked at him and saw how sad he was. He was losing his only daughter after all, who wouldn't be a little edgy?
"Oh alright Dad." Videl said. Videl went into the nearest bathroom and took the test. After the ten minutes were up she found that her test had been moved. "That's weird, I thought I put it on top of the cabinet. Good grief, I am losing my mind…" She ran to her father and gave him the box.
"See daddy? What did I tell you?" Videl said. Her father looked at the test. His face paled, his pupils shrank to the size of pinpricks and he fainted. Videl looked at him, quizzically and picked up the test herself. "OH GOOD KAMI OF THE EARTH!!! I'M PREGNANT?!?!?!"
To be continued…
Hehehehehehe, sorry peoples. I felt like a cliffhanger, so there's cliffhanger-ness! See ya later!