The Wedding Chronicles pt3
Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with DBZ
A/N: Hehe, confusion galore in this chappie peoples! For the people who were reading School Dayz, I never said that Trunks and CJ were going to get together. I just did that little bit in that chapter because they hate each other so much it seemed funny at the time. Goten and CJ…that's another story. I haven't quite decided yet.
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"Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh Ohmigosh!!!" Videl squeaked. She looked at her father who was unconscious on the floor. "I wonder if there's room for me down there…"
So, unbeknownst to me, my future wife was pregnant. But that wasn't the problem. The problem was she had no idea who the father was and we were both certain it wasn't me. Videl had chosen not to tell anyone, not even Natalie although she most probably knew anyhow. Damn psychic onna…
Later that night…"Why do we have to do this again?" David asked, very bored and very tired. "It's 3am."
"C'mon David, you know all the best things happen at night." Eliza smiled.
"Damn it Sharpener, I can feel your perverted smile on my back. Stop it!" Natalie hissed.
"Shut up Natalie!" Sharpener hissed back.
"Don't tell her to shut up!" Nicholas also hissed.
"Would you guys stop the hissing? My dad can't hear us all the way down here…" Videl said. They were currently in the basement.
"So, what are we going to Eliza?" Gohan asked. Eliza fished out a flashlight and put it under her face creating a scary face.
"We're going to play…Truth or Dare." Eliza snickered.
"Okay…you've lost me." Gohan replied. "What is Truth or Dare?" Natalie leaned over and whispered the rules of the game in his ear. Gohan paled, luckily for him no one could see.
"You understand now Gohan?" Natalie asked.
"But, why would people want to do that for fun? It sounds so horrible!" Gohan almost squeaked.
"It's a tradition Gohan." Sharpener said. "All people at some point in their lives have played Truth or Dare. Except you." Sharpener smirked.
"Hey! Shut up!" Gohan yelled.
"Woah, what's up with Gandhi?" Nicholas asked. Natalie whispered the answer in his ear. "You're just a reference book of knowledge today, aren't you babe?"
"What can I say? It's my gift." Natalie said.
"Alright, let's start. I didn't wake up at three in the morning to see these two all lovey dovey." David said. "Hey…that gives me an idea. Nat, you're first."
"Why me?!" Natalie demanded.
"Your surname comes first alphabetically." David said. Natalie opened her mouth to argue but then shut it. "Hehe."
"Alright then, let's get this over with." Natalie scowled. David smirked sinisterly while looking at Nicholas.
"Nat, truth or dare?" David asked.
"Truth, may as well entertain the half dead." Natalie replied.
"Alright, I want you to name every single person you had a crush on. Be they real people or TV." David said.
"Pleh, that's tame!" Sharpener complained.
"Not when she has a boyfriend who's the best example of jealousy." David smirked. Natalie raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, so that's your game huh?" Natalie asked. David didn't reply. "Are you going to be okay with this Nick?"
"Sure. Why wouldn't I be?" Nicholas said putting heavy emphasis on each word.
"Okay then." Natalie said, getting the torch from Eliza and turning to David. "Do you want the list in alphabetical or chronological order Finch?" Everyone else in the room looked at her with mouths wide open.
"Um, chronological?" David said meekly.
"Okay. Bobby 'Iceman' Drake, Raphael…" Natalie started.
"As in the Turtles?!" Eliza exclaimed.
"Yes. Jason from the Power Rangers, Peter Parker, Steven Tyler, Jon Bon Jovi, Jason Donavon, Jordan from the New Kids, that foreign exchange student from when we were in sixth grade…"
An Hour Later…
"…Hugh Jackman, Pietro Maximoff from Evo, Josh Hartnet and Legolas Greenleaf. There." Natalie finished.
"Good grief Nat!" Gohan laughed. Meanwhile, Nicholas was fuming and his fists were shaking.
"Well I can't say I didn't ask for that…" David muttered. "And now we don't have the time to dare anyone else if we want to get some sleep. The wedding is the day after tomorrow and we need to get stuff done." Everyone got up to leave but Nicholas held Natalie back.
"You knew that if you wasted enough time that this game would end huh?" Nicholas asked smirking.
"I am the best." Natalie said. "Some secrets in this group aren't ready to come out yet."
"Huh?" Nicholas asked.
"Never mind…"
"Did you really have a crush on all those guys?"
"Oh yes, that was true. Especially that Legolas…wow, they don't make 'em like that anymore!" Natalie sighed running up the stairs.
"NANI?!?!"
Thank goodness that game was a bust. I didn't want anyone finding out my deepest darkest secrets!! Anyways, we were all sitting in the kitchen working out the menu for the wedding. Since my family was going to be present, we needed a lot of food…
"That sure is a lot of food Mr Son, are you sure its not going to go to waste? You could feed a small country with all this food!" Videl's cook exclaimed.
"No, that's all right. In fact, I just hope it's enough." Gohan replied. The cook looked at him strangely. "Hehehe…"
"Well that's food done. You obviously want champagne right?" Cook asked.
"Um, can we get non-alcoholic?" Videl asked. Gohan looked at her weirdly.
"Why would you want non-alcoholic? You love champagne!" Gohan exclaimed.
"No I don't." Videl said.
"Yes you do. And you never get drunk on it either…except for that one time but that was David's fault really and…"
"LOOK! I JUST DON'T TO HAVE ALCOHOL AT MY WEDDING OKAY?!?!" Videl exploded.
"Geez, you don't have to act all pregnant about it…" Cook muttered low enough so that only Gohan could hear. Gohan's eyes widened…
Yes, it took me a while to get it but I finally did. Videl had spent the entire morning throwing up, she was moodier that usual, she didn't want alcohol even though the stuff doesn't bother her…
"KAMI-SAMA!! YOU'RE PREGNANT AREN'T YOU?!?!" Gohan yelled, loudly enough to make the house shake. Videl looked up at him with widened eyes. Cook took this opportunity to make a run for it.
"Of course not!" Videl protested. Gohan looked at her. "Ok, I am. I don't know how but I am."
"Well we've never…'sealed the deal' to put it crudely." Gohan said, his chi flaring around him. "Who is the father Videl?" Videl looked at him helplessly. At that wrong moment, Sharpener decided to walk into the kitchen.
"Videl babe, what's going on? It feels like a meteor just hit the house." Sharpener said. Gohan's eyes widened for the umpteenth time that morning.
"You!" Gohan exclaimed.
"No Gohan! It's not…" Videl tried to say.
"You son of a bitch!!!" Gohan yelled as he got Sharpener in a headlock. Sharpener's face turned a variety of colours before he passed out. Everyone came running downstairs.
"I could've sworn I heard Gohan curse…woah." Nicholas said looking at the predicament.
"Cool! Gohan's snapped!" Natalie grinned. "Snap his neck dude!"
"Natalie!" Everyone else hissed.
"What!?"
"Nat, help me out here!" Nicholas said as the both of them tried to pull Gohan off of Sharpener. They finally succeeded and fell on a heap on the floor.
"Gohan, what has gotten into you?" Andrea asked.
"He knocked up Videl!" Gohan exclaimed.
"THE HELL?!?!" The other exclaimed.
"No he didn't. Gohan just thinks that because I'm pregnant." Videl replied.
"Oh. THE HELL?!?!"
"Gohan, my man! Good form!" Nicholas grinned.
"Nick, I know I'm not the father." Gohan said. Everyone looked at Videl in shock.
"Videl! Bad form. Bad, bad form!" Nicholas said. There was a light snickering sound and everyone looked over to see Natalie dying from laughter in the corner.
"What in the blue hell is so funny?!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Videl isn't pregnant you goon!" Natalie laughed.
"Well then who is?" Videl asked. "Coz when I took that test it said positive."
"I guess that would mean I'm pregnant." Andrea said.
"NANI?!" Everyone except Natalie exclaimed.
**Flashback**
"Ohmigosh, I hope I'm not pregnant!" Andrea said as she went into the bathroom to get her test. She heard the door slam and dropped her test next to an identical one. Panicking, she grabbed the test nearest to her and ran out.
**End Flashback**
"So, that's what happened." Andrea explained.
"Congrats Andie!" Natalie grinned.
"Yah, better you than Videl." Gohan smiled.
"So where's David? We need to tell him the good news." Nicholas smiled. David appeared at the kitchen doorway.
"How is it good news? When my friend is the father?" David said.
"What are you talking about?" Natalie asked. David walked over to Gohan and grabbed him by the collar.
"This son of a bitch has been creeping in and out of Andrea's room for the past month and a half." David seethed. "You're the father aren't you?! Coz I sure as hell can't be!!"
"What!? Of course not!" Gohan exclaimed. "I'd never! You're my friends and I have Videl!"
"This is a regular episode of The Young and The Restless!" Natalie said.
"Never mind if you are or you aren't! What the hell were you doing with her every night?!" Videl yelled.
"I…I can't say why Videl but trust me! It's nothing sinister!" Gohan pleaded.
"I can't believe I wanted to marry you Son Gohan!" Videl said.
"Wanted?" Gohan asked.
"Please don't say it! Please don't say it! Please don't say it! Please don't say it!" Natalie pleaded.
"The wedding is off!" Videl said huffing off. Gohan ran after her.
"Well I hope you're happy David! Now because of your insane jealousy our friends aren't getting married! Just because you don't want to claim responsibility for this child!" Andrea stormed off crying.
"Good God, what have I done?" David said.
"Oh I don't know. Make a complete and utter ass out of yourself?!" Natalie yelled. "What are we going to do Nick?" Nicholas picked up the phone.
"Hello Reverend? We need to put the wedding back a bit. Just by one day…is that ok? Yah huh…yah huh…okay thanks. Bye!" Nicholas said.
"You're pretty full of yourself. How are you going to get them talking again by the wedding?" Natalie asked.
"My dear, never underestimate my intelligence." Nicholas replied.
"Oh I'm not. I'm just wondering if your intelligence applies in our world." Natalie scoffed.
"Does someone want to help me up here?" Sharpener asked.
To Be Continued…
Please peoples! Did you really think I was going to make Videl pregnant?! Hah!