The Wedding Chronicles Pt5
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with DBZ. Only my characters.
A/N: This, my friends, is the last chapter of this story. I said the wedding was gonna be on the 14th and well, here it is. I know it's a bit cliché but what are ya gonna do? Hope you've enjoyed it!
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Here it was. The big day I had thought would never come. Of course, as usual, it almost didn't. I think there is a curse on me for things to never go smoothly…
"Gohan! Wake up!" David yelled.
"Nnnnngg…" Gohan moaned and put the covers over his head. David threw them off and immediately started to laugh. "What is so funny?"
"I kind of forgot what you did last night at your Bachelor Party…" David sniggered. Gohan's eyes widened and he looked down at himself. He was wearing a red mini dress and fishnet stockings.
"KAMI-SAMA!!" Gohan yelled. "I forgot…"
**Flashback**
"Are you recording this Piccolo?" Krillin laughed.
"Yes, good thing I borrowed this camera from Trunks. Hehe." Piccolo snickered.
"It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with Sharpener…It's not unusual to see me cry! Oh I wanna die!" Gohan crooned.
"What did he have to drink?" Goku asked sceptically. "Alcohol doesn't really affect Saiyans."
"Well he did have some grape soda…" Yamcha replied. "That's like tame wine."
"It's not unusual it happens every day! No matter what you say! You find it happens all the time!" Gohan sang again grooving to the music.
"You gave my son tame wine?!" Goku demanded. "Chi-Chi's gonna kill me…"
"He should've been fine! I drink it all the time." Roshi said.
"No offence Master Roshi, but that's not very comforting…" Goku sighed.
**End Flashback**
"I have got to burn the evidence!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Later. First, we have to get you married." Nicholas said. "See, today you are my responsibility and I'm not lenient like Finch over there. Nothing is going to go wrong."
"Hehe thanks Nick. I needed a laugh." Gohan said.
"Hehe. WHO SAID I WAS JOKING?!" Nicholas yelled. Gohan raised an eyebrow. "Ahem."
"Why are you yelling so early in the morning?" Natalie said walking in sleepily.
"Why are you here so early in the morning?" Nicholas asked.
"Sorry." Natalie said looking at Gohan. "For my eyes sakes Gohan please put some men's clothes on! You look like my aunt!" Natalie walked out.
"You know, that girl always has a punch line even when she's half asleep." Nicholas muttered.
In the girls room…
"What's the matter CJ?" Videl asked.
"I hate dresses." CJ replied curtly. "Anything frilly reminds me of the accursed scourge that have been plaguing my very existence since the day I came into this blue marble called the world."
"You have an extremely morbid look on things for someone your age." Andrea commented.
"Thanks I try." CJ smiled…kind of.
"One question, why do you hate your sisters so much?" Videl asked.
"They think I'm a boy!" CJ yelled. "They call me Cecil! My whole closet is filled with boys clothes, not that I mind coz boys clothes are more comfortable."
"That's true." Natalie agreed as Videl and Andrea looked at her. "You really think my father knew anything about clothing?"
"Cecil huh? That's harsh." Andrea said.
"Believe me, it's the least of what they do." CJ sighed. "So, you're big day? Nervous?"
"No! Why would you say that?!" Videl exclaimed.
"She's petrified huh?" CJ asked.
"Oh yah!" The other two girls replied.
"Stop talking about me as if I am not here!" Videl exclaimed.
Back in the boys room…
"Nick, we have at least three hours before the wedding? Why are we ready now?" Gohan asked.
"Just in case something goes wrong at least I know that you're ready." Nicholas replied.
"These pants are itchy nii-chan." Goten whined.
"I know." Gohan sighed. There was a sudden, loud car horn from outside. And then there was a woman shrieking.
"Ashley Bennington must be here. I wonder how many facelifts she's had since we last saw her." David smirked.
"C'mon Dave, it's only been four years." Gohan said. Nicholas and David both laughed and left.
"Which is worse nii-chan, marrying Videl or these itchy pants?" Goten asked. Videl's voice could be heard from the girls' room. She was protesting to something.
"You know, I'm not really sure which…" Gohan replied. The door opened and Goku and Vegeta entered.
"Hey dad. Vegeta." Gohan said.
"We came to see how you were doing." Goku smiled.
"He did. I came to see if you had chickened out." Vegeta smirked.
"Why do you have a bet riding on it or something?" Gohan asked, laughing. Vegeta, if possible, smirked even more. "Oh dear Kami…" Gohan paled.
"Don't worry son, I'm sure he's just joking." Goku laughed pushing Vegeta out of the door.
"Get your hands off me Kakarrot!" Vegeta roared.
"Oh and son, remember what I said about that frying pan." Goku said as they exited.
"What is he talking about?" Goten asked.
"Oh don't worry, you'll find out when you're older." Gohan sighed again.
As if I wasn't nervous enough, Vegeta and whoever else had a bet riding on me!! Videl was having a near nervous breakdown, Ashley was here nuff said, CJ was being terrifyingly morbid, these pants were killing me and that wasn't the worse thing. Yes people, there was more to come…
Downstairs…
"Of course I'm on the guest list! Videl invited me herself!" Ashley yelled. Charlie, who had offered to be bodyguard to keep out the reporters and junk, shook his head.
"Don't see your name, so you're not coming in." Charlie said. Of course, he did see her name on the page. He juts didn't want to let her in yet. Nicholas and David came to the front gate.
"Charlie, I see you're having fun abusing your power." Nicholas smirked.
"You mean I was on that list after all?!?!" Ashley shrieked as she pushed pass Charlie and walked inside.
"I see she's had a few facelifts after all." Charlie commented.
"Yep, and I think that's a new nose too." David said.
"Yeah, we weren't expecting that." Nicholas added. All three of them started to laugh.
Back inside…
The adults were all waiting in the living room nearest to the garden. Yes, Videl's house has more than one. It seemed as though Mr Satan was glaring daggers at Goku and in turn Chi-Chi was glaring daggers at Mr Satan. Krillin, who was observing the situation, just giggled to himself.
"Gohan sure knows how to get himself into it." Krillin muttered. Mr Satan however was glaring daggers at Goku because he knew this was the man that was responsible for defeating Cell. Or so he thought. Trunks was sitting down with Lil Tak and Juliana who had also been invited.
"This is boring." Trunks sighed. "What do you say we go check out the food?"
"Sure!" Lil Tak said as he and Trunks ran off. Juliana followed them without much enthusiasm.
"I wonder where the kids are going…" Yamcha pondered. The three kids came back with faces as pale as rice pudding.
"Suddenly, I'm not that hungry." Trunks muttered.
The girls' room…
"HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?!?!" Videl shrieked.
"Um, I don't know." Andrea said, trying desperately not to laugh. Videl's wedding dress was three sizes too big and she looked…ridiculous to put it bluntly.
"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?! WHY?!?!" Videl cried.
"This is obviously bad luck, did you run into Gohan at any point today?" Andrea asked. Videl blushed.
"Oops." Videl said as the girls face-faulted. "What am I going to do?!?!"
"I have an idea!" Eliza chirped, holding a pair of scissors.
"Eliza, what are you going to do with that?!" Videl asked.
Back in the living room…
"So then Becky said that Steven said that Andrew was a jerk! So then Andrew told Becky to tell Steven as if! I am not a jerk! But instead Becky told Stephan and they got into a fight but I got caught in the middle since I was dating them both at the same time and that's why I got this new nose." Ashley said to a very bored David.
"Fascinating…" David sighed as he looked at his watch. **One hour left…I think I'm going to die.**
The boys' room…
"There's an hour left until the wedding. Are you nervous dude?" Nicholas asked.
"Um," Gohan started to say.
"NO!! ELIZA!! STOP!! GET AWAY!! YOU'LL KILL MEE!! AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!"
"Of course I am!! Would you listen to who I'm marrying?" Gohan said, almost pleading insanity in the process.
"This is going to be interesting." Goten smirked.
"What was that?!" Gohan demanded.
"Um, nothing nii-chan!" Goten said smiling innocently.
Back in the girls' room…
"Eliza! Nice one!" Natalie smiled approvingly.
"Well I do design my own dresses." Eliza smiled.
"Thank you so much!! I look great!!" Videl beamed.
"It's nice to see that she has a lot of self-esteem." CJ remarked. "Now, an hour left."
"Great! I can't wait to see Gohan faint at this dress!" Videl said, almost maliciously.
"And if he doesn't your father sure will!!" Andrea laughed. Videl paled. "Um, forget I said that?"
"Oh no…"
As three people had already stated, there was an hour until I was going to have a wife. Was I scared? Hells yes. Videl reminds me too much of my mother. But I suppose she has her good moments. Since looking at that whole hour would be boring let us just fast forward to the actual wedding ceremony…
"Are you ready son?" Goku asked.
"For the hundredth time yes! I am ready!" Gohan snapped. "Gomen…"
"Don't worry, its natural." Goku replied as the music started. "Good luck." Goku said sitting down. CJ came down the aisle dressed in a light blue dress, not the fluffy kind but the normal kind. She threw flowers around until she reached the end of the aisle, scowling the whole way.
"Ooh! Look! CJ's wearing a dress!! Like a girl! BWAHAHAHAHA!!" Trunks laughed.
"Eat fist mop top!!" CJ yelled as she tried to run after Trunks but Gohan grabbed her by the collar and put her back to where she was supposed to stand. Then, Goten came down the aisle with the two rings on a blue velvet pillow. A million camera flashes went off and about two million 'awwww's from the audience. Goten blushed. Next, David and Andrea came down the aisle followed by Nicholas and Natalie. Then "Here Comes The Bride" started up and Videl walked down the aisle with her father escorting her. Mr Satan had a shocked look on his face and soon most of the guests mirrored that look. Videl was wearing a knee length wedding dress, which was very, um, tight to say the least. Videl had gotten the reaction from Gohan that she wanted.
"Dende, are you trying to kill me?" Gohan asked.
"Gohan! I would never do such a thing." Dende, who was sitting close by, said.
"Hehe, sorry." Gohan laughed as Videl joined him at the altar.
"Dearly beloved, *hic* we are gathered…um *hic* um, why are gathered again?" The Reverend asked before he promptly passed out.
"I knew something bad was going to happen!!" Gohan and Videl simultaneously groaned.
"What the hell happened?" Krillin asked.
"Maybe he had some grape juice too." Yamcha snickered.
"What are we going to do?" Gohan asked. "We need someone to perform the ceremony!!"
"Wait a sec, Vegeta was a prince right? So he should be able to do it." Goku said.
"I don't think Vegeta qualifies to do it Dad." Gohan answered.
"Well, who else is going to do it then?" Goku asked.
See!! Of all people, Vegeta was going to perform my wedding ceremony. He wanted me to not get married! How was I supposed to trust him in doing the ceremony right?!?!
"Okay Kakarrot's kid, let's get started." Vegeta said. He started to speak in a language that no one could comprehend.
"What are you doing Vegeta?" Gohan asked, gritting his teeth.
"I am performing the Saiyan wedding ceremony." Vegeta answered bluntly.
"Well in case you haven't noticed…VIDEL IS NOT A SAIYAN!" Gohan yelled.
"Fine!" Vegeta yelled back. "People, we are here today to see Kakarrot's kid and his woman get married."
"Nani?!" Videl squeaked.
"Bla, bla, bla. Kakarrot's brat, get the rings please." Vegeta said as Goten handed Videl and Gohan their rings. "Now do the whole ring swapping thing."
"With this ring I thee wed." Gohan said, while smiling lovingly at Videl.
"Now you onna." Vegeta said.
"With this ring I thee wed." Videl said.
"Kakarrot's kid, do you really want to marry her?" Vegeta asked.
"I do." Gohan replied.
"And I've lost 100 zenni. Onna, do you want to marry Kakarrot's kid?"
"I do."
And this is where you came in guys. I was about to be married to my high school sweetheart. And it was the happiest day of my life so far. I'll just let you continue with the wedding now!
"With the mightiness of my Saiyan heritage, I pronounce you Kakarrot's kid and his mate. You can kiss." Vegeta said walking off. Gohan and Videl kissed and a cheer went up from the crowd.
"Trunks was taping that right?" Natalie asked Goten.
"Yes." Goten replied.
"Perfect."
Later…
"Throw the flowers Vid!!" Andrea yelled as her and the rest of the single females got ready to catch it.
"Nat, why aren't you trying? Don't you want to get married?" Nicholas asked, putting his arm around her.
"Of course I do." She replied, giving him a kiss. "It's just that Andrea's pregnant and I want her to get married."
"What's your real reason?" David asked.
"Andie is gonna use her telekinesis and there's not much point in me trying." Natalie answered.
"Ah…" The boys answered. As Natalie had predicted, Andrea had caught the flowers. Videl had proceeded to run down the stairs and peel Ashley from her new husband.
"Ooh! Catfight!" David smirked.
"You know what she's gonna do?" Natalie asked.
"SHE'S GONNA LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN!!" Nicholas and David exclaimed.
"I don't see why anyone would want to get married. It's so stupid." Trunks commented.
"For once, I agree with you Mop Top." CJ said.
"Dress head."
"Pansy boy."
"I don't know about you guys but if they serve cake like this then I would!" Goten grinned.
"Oy vey…" The song "Everything I Do, I Do It For You" started up and Gohan and Videl shared their first wedding dance. They were the only couple on the floor.
The End!
Yay, finally finished! I know the song is clichéd but its still cool! I hope you guys enjoyed this and I should be working on School Dayz very soon!! See ya!