CHAPTER TWELVE: DOUBLE ON THE ROCKS, BOTTOMS UP


One month later on Raw...

"I am so sick of those two!" Eve complained, punching a wall.

"Easy, babe," Jeff said. "You don't want to be out on medical leave 'cause of a broken hand."

Eve turned to him, frustrated tears falling from her eyes. She fell into his arms. "It's not fair!"

Stacy and RVD had struck again. Eve had finally gotten her rematch against Jacqueline and those two ass clowns had come down to the ring and had her match disqualified. Damn them! She and Rock seemed to be the only two constantly plagued by this Alliance pair and Eve was really getting fed up with their crap.

After a few minutes of Eve crying on Jeff's shoulder, a knock came at Eve's dressing room door. Jeff got up to answer it while Eve tried to wipe her tears away with the heels of her hands.

It was the Rock. "Hey, Eve, I just came to see how you're doing."

"Lousy," was Eve's short reply.

"Well, I've got an idea that just might make you feel better, a way to get back at those two." Eve listened intently as Rock outlined his plan.

An inter-gender tag team match, Rock and Eve against RVD and Stacy, with stipulations. No disqualifications, for one, and if Eve and Rock won, Stacy and RVD could never bother them again or they'd both be suspended. If Stacy and RVD won, then Eve and Rock would do nothing more to stop their torment. It was a risk the two were willing to take.

Rock, once he had Eve's agreement, went down to ringside and called Rob and Stacy out so that he could challenge them to the inter-gender tag team match, saying he and Eve were tired of their childish pranks and sneaky tactics.

Stacy and Rob accepted the terms and the match was on.

Smackdown...

Jeff, Matt, and Lita kept Eve company while she stretched in her dressing room, preparing for that all-important match that would take place shortly. They wanted to make sure that neither of Eve's opponents could attack and possibly injure her before the match.

"Jeff, how are you doing with those aerial flips?" Eve asked, trying to distract herself from what was soon to come.

"I can do it with enough altitude," he replied, "but I still can't make it from the top turnbuckle."

"You may end up having to use it as an extreme high-flying move only," Eve thought out loud. "From the top turnbuckle to the floor outside the ring, from on top of a ladder, that sort of thing."

It wouldn't give Jeff as many chances to use the circle of destiny as he wanted, but it would have to do. Meanwhile, his eyes closely followed Eve's movements as she performed amazing acts of flexibility. He thanked God that his pants were baggy because he was becoming aroused from all the ideas he was getting from watching Eve.

Lita and Matt could see a slight blush rise in Jeff"s cheeks and noted that he subtly covered his groin area. It was killing them that they had promised Jeff they wouldn't interfere between him and Eve. Those two would be so good together! If only they'd hurry up the pace a little.

Rock came to Eve's dressing room when it was time for their match. The cameras would be on them for a bit as they walked to the curtain and they had planned on walking together, except down to the ring. Then, they would go separately - Eve first - so that both their theme musics would be played.

Five minutes into the match and all hell had broken loose. The referee was unconscious - a power slam from Rob when the referee had only done a two count of Rob's last pin on the Rock - and all four wrestlers were in the ring.

Eve and Rock whipped Stacy and Rob toward each other. They crashed into each other in the centre of the ring, falling flat to the canvas.

Another referee ran down to ringside just as Stacy and RVD started trying to get to their feet. Rock took up his stance for the rock bottom and Eve copied him. Together they performed the rock bottom and then the people's elbow in perfect sync with each other. They each pinned an opponent and waited as the referee counted to three and sounded the bell. Yes! They had won.