A Serious Scientist
We sat together in that place invisible to those without true imagination. Of course, you know I mean Washu's huge hidden palace that is behind the basement door (Woah... surprising is an UNDERSTATEMENT!).
I sat down on an invisible seat, and Washu, the so called greatest scientist in the universe floated aimlessly through her lab, asking me questions here and there...
"Where do you come from Andy?"
"Umm... that depends. I think there are two worlds we have here. One is all cartoony, and the other is... well real life."
"Whaddya mean real life? This is real life... I think you're so called 'world' is cartoony and fake. Whaddya say to that smarty-pants?"
"Wait a minute... you mean this feels like real life to you?"
"What exactly is real life supposed to feel like?"
"You got me there, Miss Washu..."
"Oh come on... this isn't making any sense."
"Hold on... let me try something Washu..."
"That's LITTLE washu to you, sir."
I walked up to the floating woman, and tried to feel her face, but I felt nothing. Then she put her supposedly soft hand on my face, and she couldn't feel it either. She tried to get my scent, but she could not smell my breath, body odor (if I had one... ^_^) or any other factor. That's when we realized we could interact, but we couldnt feel each other, because all our senses were somehow gone.
"I just dont get Little Washu. This doesn't make any sense.", I said.
"Look Mister Andy, its actually quite simple. There must be two different worlds in this universe... one that only we can see, and one that only you can see. Apparently, even though you look just like us... I mean the people here, you are still quite different in quite a lot of ways. Can you feel your surroundings around here? Is it possible for you to sense the scent in my beautiful lab?"
"Beautiful? More like extremely weird", I mumbled to myself.
"What was THAT?" she shouted.
"Nothing.", I said, as I rolled my eyes.
The great 20,000 year old scientist led up to the transporter door, which lead me to the living room. I remembered the fact that I never saw any of the other women before... namely Mihoshi, Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoko, and Kiyone... and of course the master man who they were all in love with... Tenchi. Tenchi... the boy who the sword was named after... or was it the sword which named after the boy... I could never tell that one. As I nervously walked down the well lighted hallway, I worried about whether or not they would accept me into their so-called family. What if they hated me... threw me out on the streets... then I'd never be able to go home. The time was coming. It was time to meet the people I often dreamed about... the people who could change my life in the real world... forever.
We sat together in that place invisible to those without true imagination. Of course, you know I mean Washu's huge hidden palace that is behind the basement door (Woah... surprising is an UNDERSTATEMENT!).
I sat down on an invisible seat, and Washu, the so called greatest scientist in the universe floated aimlessly through her lab, asking me questions here and there...
"Where do you come from Andy?"
"Umm... that depends. I think there are two worlds we have here. One is all cartoony, and the other is... well real life."
"Whaddya mean real life? This is real life... I think you're so called 'world' is cartoony and fake. Whaddya say to that smarty-pants?"
"Wait a minute... you mean this feels like real life to you?"
"What exactly is real life supposed to feel like?"
"You got me there, Miss Washu..."
"Oh come on... this isn't making any sense."
"Hold on... let me try something Washu..."
"That's LITTLE washu to you, sir."
I walked up to the floating woman, and tried to feel her face, but I felt nothing. Then she put her supposedly soft hand on my face, and she couldn't feel it either. She tried to get my scent, but she could not smell my breath, body odor (if I had one... ^_^) or any other factor. That's when we realized we could interact, but we couldnt feel each other, because all our senses were somehow gone.
"I just dont get Little Washu. This doesn't make any sense.", I said.
"Look Mister Andy, its actually quite simple. There must be two different worlds in this universe... one that only we can see, and one that only you can see. Apparently, even though you look just like us... I mean the people here, you are still quite different in quite a lot of ways. Can you feel your surroundings around here? Is it possible for you to sense the scent in my beautiful lab?"
"Beautiful? More like extremely weird", I mumbled to myself.
"What was THAT?" she shouted.
"Nothing.", I said, as I rolled my eyes.
The great 20,000 year old scientist led up to the transporter door, which lead me to the living room. I remembered the fact that I never saw any of the other women before... namely Mihoshi, Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoko, and Kiyone... and of course the master man who they were all in love with... Tenchi. Tenchi... the boy who the sword was named after... or was it the sword which named after the boy... I could never tell that one. As I nervously walked down the well lighted hallway, I worried about whether or not they would accept me into their so-called family. What if they hated me... threw me out on the streets... then I'd never be able to go home. The time was coming. It was time to meet the people I often dreamed about... the people who could change my life in the real world... forever.