A dandy poem about FF8

'Tis about two men and their chequered fate

A Galbadian soldier with a pretty cool gun;

And Squall- a SeeD- who happens to be his son.

Sure, there's more

Like Quistis, Selphie, and Irvine galore!

Let's not forget about Zell and his hotdogs

Or Rinoa and her fettish for mogs.

But seriously, this is true

Raijin only has one shoe!

Fujin and her RAGE

Should be placed inside a cage

Preferably with Bahamut,

He's the best- he'll kick their butt.

Seifer's a bit on the wacky side

Causing Balamb and Galbadia to collide.

Ultimecia and her tripped out powers,

Rinoa can do cool tricks with flowers

Shiva's got a crush on Squall,

Zell made Rinoa fall,

Irvine's really, really tall,

Selphie's really, really small,

And Angelo bit Squall in the crotch.

Rinoa saw a shooting star,

Balamb Garden traveled far,

Squall smiled for the first time ever,

Rinoa didn't catch on, she wasn't very clever,

But Squall, ah yes, he grabbed her hand,

For she was the fairest in the land

They made out on the balcony

And now it's time for the summary!

Rinoa fell,

Seifer smells,

Ultimecia is in hell,

And they all lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER

The End