Emergency Response
Beighn Doralford looked over the Heavenly Knight Regulation Book. He looked over the roster, and saw a name he wished he could forget.
"Allen Schezar VII," he said to his secretary. "Didn't he die of whore fever or something?"
"No, he's still alive. I saw him four months ago."
"What do you mean, you saw him four months ago?!"
"I'm sorry, sweetheart. I didn't mean it like that. Why do you hate that man so much?"
"He stole my ex-future wife."
"But I'm your wife!"
"I know, but I would've married a princess if it weren't for him."
"But you did marry a princess."
"I mean royalty."
"Oh," she said.
He picked up an envelope with the Fanel crest on the left and the Schezar crest on the right.
"Did you just put this on my desk?"
"No, the courier did."
"Let's see what that moron Fanel has to say now."
The
Heavenly Knights of Asturia
are cordially invited to
the matrimonial unification of
King Van Slanzer de Fanel
and
Hitomi Kanzaki
on the date of
Orange, 30th Moon of this year
at the Fanelian Palace
and please prepare for a surprise wedding!
Signed,
King Van Slanzer de Fanel
Queen Hitomi Kanzaki
and
Allen Crusade Schezar VII
"Schezar's marrying his psychotic sister, I hope," Beighn said.
"Oh, can't you be happy for him?"
Beighn said nothing and smiled evilly as he turned the page of the law book to the page labeled Members And Marriage.