Ze Holy Mustard....is gone!

Usagi:hi,i'm super sailor moon! with my Holy Grail of Mustard,I can urn ANYTHING into a tasy
snack.

Minako:And I,the star of....everything can totally give you a singing career,and instead of
all the love songs you hear on pop stations and from Brittany Spears,and N*sync,we sing about
BEANS!

Makoto:Okay....I can make you some beans if you want?

Minako: NO! I HATE BEANS!THEY MAKE YOU FART AND TOTALLY DONT MATCH MY SAILOR OUTFIT!

Makoto:jeez,yelling gives to wrinkles.

Minako: AHHHHHHHHHHH! NO WAY! OH MY GOD! ERRRRR! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DEWL!

Makoto:Your on!

Usagi:Oh no! a fight! Mustard Moon Magic,Make-Up!

Minako:Venus! LOVE YA NOT BEANS IN YOUR EARS!

beans just flew into Makoto's ears.

Makoto:SUPREME LIGHTING TACO!

a lightning streak make up entirely of taco's splattered all over Minako's hair.

Minako:UGH! my hair! I'll teach you!

Usagi:Stop right there! how dare you threaten each other with food instead of eating it! People
in China are starving!

Rei:So why don't they eat?

Usagi:they have NO food!

Rei:and that's OUR problem?

Usagi:????? well......uhhhh........REI HOW COULD YOU MAKE A FOOL OF ME!?

Rei:Simple,just talking to you.

Ami:Rei,I'm tired of your abdolesent behavior!I heard you all the way from Study Club!

Rei:Look! a BOOK!

Ami scampers off to look for it.

Makoto:Prepare to shower!

Minako: At least I DO shower!

Makoto:Hey! I do shower!

Minako:I never said you didn't! I guess if its THAT big a deal,you don't!

Makoto:thats it! Prepare to suffer!

Makoto:Jupiter,dislike chain encircle!

Minako is disliked by everyone.
Usagi:Oh,I can't stand you Minako!

Rei:Me niether!

Ami:I am counted out of our friendship too.

Makoto:Lets do it girls!

Minako starts crying

Usagi:Moon Mustard heart breaker!

The holy mustard grail didn't work.

Makoto:We'll have to do it the old fashioned way!

all grab relish,ketchup,mustard,BBQ sauce,and a whole lotta hamburger juice.
they dump it all over her and they all realize how evil they all are.They make thier own
planet called "Planet of the Apes".They never shaved thier legs,so they looked like apes.

Tuxedo mask got really upset so he brainwashed his self,to take his mind of Usagi
and thinks like a two year old.He imprisoned all girls,and now the human race is extinct
all because of beans.....

Dont take this offensive in any way,Its just a little story all make belive okay?
thanks for reading!