The park phone call saga part two:
Written by Randi
Everyone looked very board as they sat on the floor. Haruka was making their second prank phone call to Darien and it wasn't working too well.
"Hello."
"Hi."
"Who is this?"
Haruka gives everyone a flustered look.
Amy takes about a piece of paper and in her wonderful hand writing she neatly prints out something for Haruka to say with out even looking up from her book.
Haruka takes the paper gasps, squints her eyes and then chuckles.
"I'm from the repossession depo and we have repossessed your car due to the fact that you have not been paying for it…"
"OH MY GOD! NO DON'T TAKE MY CAR! I LOVE MY CAR! PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY CAR! I EVEN GAVE HER A NAME! OH GOOD GOD-"
"What did you name the car?"
"Huh?"
"What did you name the car we repossessed?"
"Emily."
"That's a very pretty name."
"Thank you, I love my car very much."
"What kind of car is it?"
"A very speedy car."
"Oh…"
"Yes it can go over 300 miles per hour…although since I drive like a Old lady it's only gone up to 50."
"Too bad we repossessed it and you'll never see it again huh?"
"What?"
"Goodbye looser." Haruka said hanging up the phone.
Lita was giggling. Michiru and Setsuna where trying hard not to laugh as they gave Hotaru a look that said: If-I-ever-find-out-that-you-did-what-Ruka-just-did-I-will-ground-you-so-don't-do-it-ok?-OK! Raye was doubled over with laughter, and Mina was pouring Nigh-quill into the soda to see what a pretty color it would make, and Amy was reading.
Hotaru smiled at everyone.
"Michiru-mama may I have a drink of Soda-pop please?"
"Yes you may Hotaru-chan." She said taking the soda pop and pouring it into a plastic purple cup.
"Thank you Michiru-mama."
"Your welcome Hotaru-chan."
Hotaru smiled and took a sip.
Five minutes LATER
Lita picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi."
"How may I help you?"
"Umm I was wondering if you delivered?"
"Yes we deliver to several locations inclu-"
"GOOD FOR YOU LOOSER!"
Lita hangs up.
"I am thirsty, Hotaru-chan could you pour me a drink please?"
Hotaru turns around from staring at the wall and grins.
"SURE"
Hotaru picks up a cup and starts pouring Lita a drink.
"Haruka-papa?" Hotaru sniffs "Do you know whose name that sounds like?"
"Whose?"
"No ones."
"Nani?"
"Your name doesn't sound like anyone else's name Haruka papa."
"Oh."
"Except your last name sounds like Raye-Chan's last name…just a little."
"No it doesn't."
"Oh sure it does."
"No it doesn't…"
"It does too."
"Hotaru-chan your spilling the drink…" Haruka says taking the pop away from her daughter.
Diana looks over at the miniature flood and realizes she's soaked and starts meowing pitifully.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY CAT!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY DAUGHTER!" Luna and Artimis scream.
"Oh…I'm sorry Rini. I didn't mean to." Hotaru yawns and falls asleep.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY DAUGHTER!" The three outers scream
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY COFFEE TABLE!"
The other people raise an eyebrow at Lita and ignore her.
Haruka puts Hotaru on the couch after Amy tells them that she's just asleep.
"I think that we need to give her a bath." Michiru says standing away from the little soaked cursing kitten.
"That's a good idea." Setsuna says.
There is silence.
More silence.
"Well who wants to give her the bath?"
More silence
Amy walks behind Minako and says:
"I want to give her a bath." In Mina's voice.
"Ok. Then Mina is giving her a bath." Raye says in her happy voice.
"Hey!"
Amy snickers evilly and goes back to her book.
"Ok kitty…nice kitty…come here Diana…Ow…Diana I'm your friend remember? You do rememb-OW! Diana I didn't pour the pop on y-OWW! Diana stop that! I didn't do anything to you…"
Diana stopped scratching her for a minute to think about this and Mina snatches her up and drops her in the tub.
Minako didn't realize how ever that there was not water in the tub and the cat could not get clean that way with out any water.
She takes her out of the tub and dries her off so the soda pop has died her gray fur orange.
"There we go. That wasn't so bad now was it?"
"I'm orange."
"Yes because your father has white hair and your mother has black hair, and black and white make orange."
"No they don't."
Mina raised an eyebrow.
In the other Room the lights had come on and everyone had started watching the movie.
"OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY DIANA! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! YOUR DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME! HERE JUST HOLD STILL–OWW…DON'T SCRACH ME! I SAID I WAS SORRY WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?"
Lita looking very annoyed got up walked to the bathroom, shut the door, and walked back to the living room where they where watching the movie.
"OWWWW STOP IT! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING…I TAKE IT BACK. HEY-"
Haruka who had the remote turned the volume up a little.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO SIT ON THE COFFEE TABLE!"
Setsuna stood up took the remote from Haruka and turned the volume up a little more.
"OWWWWWWWWW I THOUGH I WAS YOU'RE FRIEND!"
Ten minutes later.
Diana came out of the bathroom soaking wet with an orange tint.
"Oh Diana-chan you look so pretty." Miss Hino said smiling to the kitten.
"Thank you Raye-chan!" Diana said purring. "What movie are we watching?"
"You've got mail…"
END OF PART TWO
I ALREADY HAVE IDEAS FOR PART THREE!