Poképals Stories Present
Invader Zim²
(The first Mission)
Disclaimer:
*Ed is seen in his room, with a cop*
Cop: Hey, Ed, wanna go see a bear riding a motorcycle?
Ed: Nah. Cosgrove, we saw that yesterday.
Cosgrove: Look, if you're mad because you don't own IZ or Megaman Legends 2, you don't have to be so mean. I'm gonna get Freakazoid, and we're gonna see the Hall Of Spackle. Wanna come?
Ed: DO I EVER!
Cosgrove: Ok. Grab a coat, it's gonna be cold outside.
Ed: GRAVY!
Author's Note:
Ed: It's about time we had a mission now! Well, you'll find out what's going on in the mission in a while. But first, this small cutscene! And thanks, Potato Salad. Your Sonic Adventure 2.5 fanfic gave me the idea for this one. Buttered TOAST.
(Mission 1: Rescue Crystals!)
Megaman: So, we've gotta go after Data, right?
Zim: Yep. I'll go, Volnutt.
Megaman: No, I'LL go. Data's my friend.
*A flash is seen, and the two captured Crystals fall into the sea*
Megaman: Zim, you go after the Crystals. I'll go for Data.
Zim: Fine. I'll go.
Gir: Wait, master! You need stuff! *Hands Zim a bag of food*
Voice: You received Bag of Food!
Megaman: Here, Zim. You'll need my spare Buster Gun.
Voice: You received Green Buster Arm!
Zim: thanks, Volnutt.
*Zim jumps into the ocean*
(Well, now it's time for the mission. The background music? Why, the music from Sonic 2's Chemical Plant Zone! And the level looks like the underwater part of Doppler's Lab, from Megaman X3!)
Zim: *off-character* Thanks for the colorful pic. *normal* Now, to find those crystals!
*Zim swims off, in search of the first crystal. But first, he runs into some Piranha Reaverbots!*
Zim: EEK! Now, how do I use this thing?
*Ever try using the X button?*
Zim: Oh! *he presses X, and fires a blast from his gun* Haha! Never mess with an Irken Elite!
*It's only a few blasts, and Zim finds the first crystal, stuck in a rock!* Zim: Well, well. *blasts the rock, and the crystal flies into his right hand* Zim: That was easy... Too easy...
*Zim, watch out! The giant rock turns into an Octopus Reaverbot*
Zim: Uh-oh.
Reaverbot: Surrender the crystal in the name of Mother Unit Sera!
Zim: Never!
(Now it's the boss. Its name? Stinger Octo-0. Its theme? Why, the music from the Death Egg in Sonic 2!)
*Zim fires a few blasts from his gun, and they hit SO-1* Zim: Alright!
SO-0: And THAT was supposed to hurt?
Zim: Uh, yes.
SO-0: Well, here! Lotsa pain, hold the onions! *he fires a giant blast from his mouth*
Zim: EEP! *he dodges the blast* How am I supposed to beat this thing?
*Have you tried HOLDING the X Button?*
Zim: Uh, no. *holds it, and the blast charges up* Aha! Now, SO-0, you DIE! *lets go, as the blast hits SO-0 square in the head*
SO-0: Nooooo! Master! Help meeeeee! *he blows up, and fifteen dark purple zenny blast out of its remains*
Zim: I win! Well, I'll take this stuff. *grabs the zenny and goes back to the Flutter*
(End Zone! And the score is...)
(An A rank!)
(Don't ask why I'm giving out ranks. It just makes the game better.)
*Zim Earned: Mega Blast!*
Zim: Oooooo... pretty armor!
(That's the first of the 13 missions. Now, for another cutscene!)
(Scene 6: Exit, Sera. Enter, Dib)
*Zim is seen in the Flutter's Dropship Bay, drying off from the battle with SO-0*
Zim: That was nuts! I wanna fight that thing again, Volnutt.
Megaman: Zim, you ARE crazy! You just make me laugh sometimes, yano?
Zim: Well, I do spend tons of time with Gir, so some of his funny may have rubbed off on--
*Zim is cut off, as Dib breaks into the Flutter's Dropship Bay*
Dib: Hello, Zim!
Zim: Me. *turns to Dib* Dib, I'm not in the mood for a battle with you. I just got done fighting a giant robot octopus.
Dib: Really? Why? To try to see if you were strong enough to take over Earth?
Megaman: Actually, he was retrieving this for me. *holds out the Green Crystal*
Dib: Hey! That's pretty rare! You should give it to me.
Zim: don't trust Dib. He's an idiot with a big head.
Dib: MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!!!
Zim and Megaman: Uh... YEAH, RIGHT! *they both start to laugh*
Dib: *pulls out a SOCOM* Stop it now!
Zim: NEVER! *keeps laughing*
Megaman: Me too! *also keeps laughing*
Dib: *fires the SOCOM into the air, the bullet gets knocked off by the ceiling*
Zim and Megaman: Uh... sorry.
Dib: Zim, I don't think you're working for the good side on this one.
Zim: Look, Dib, I'm helping Volnutt. He and I met on a recon mission of Irk, my home planet.
Dib: So, you admit it! You ARE an alien.
Zim: Yes. But that doesn't mean you can capture me, FATHEAD! Fat, fatty, chunky LARDFACE!!! *starts to laugh maniacally*
Dib: HEY! STOP IT!!!
(Ed: Well, that's all for now. I'm gonna get Cosgrove, and we're gonna eat a can of hash, and some coffee. Buttered toast! Gravy!)
Invader Zim²
(The first Mission)
Disclaimer:
*Ed is seen in his room, with a cop*
Cop: Hey, Ed, wanna go see a bear riding a motorcycle?
Ed: Nah. Cosgrove, we saw that yesterday.
Cosgrove: Look, if you're mad because you don't own IZ or Megaman Legends 2, you don't have to be so mean. I'm gonna get Freakazoid, and we're gonna see the Hall Of Spackle. Wanna come?
Ed: DO I EVER!
Cosgrove: Ok. Grab a coat, it's gonna be cold outside.
Ed: GRAVY!
Author's Note:
Ed: It's about time we had a mission now! Well, you'll find out what's going on in the mission in a while. But first, this small cutscene! And thanks, Potato Salad. Your Sonic Adventure 2.5 fanfic gave me the idea for this one. Buttered TOAST.
(Mission 1: Rescue Crystals!)
Megaman: So, we've gotta go after Data, right?
Zim: Yep. I'll go, Volnutt.
Megaman: No, I'LL go. Data's my friend.
*A flash is seen, and the two captured Crystals fall into the sea*
Megaman: Zim, you go after the Crystals. I'll go for Data.
Zim: Fine. I'll go.
Gir: Wait, master! You need stuff! *Hands Zim a bag of food*
Voice: You received Bag of Food!
Megaman: Here, Zim. You'll need my spare Buster Gun.
Voice: You received Green Buster Arm!
Zim: thanks, Volnutt.
*Zim jumps into the ocean*
(Well, now it's time for the mission. The background music? Why, the music from Sonic 2's Chemical Plant Zone! And the level looks like the underwater part of Doppler's Lab, from Megaman X3!)
Zim: *off-character* Thanks for the colorful pic. *normal* Now, to find those crystals!
*Zim swims off, in search of the first crystal. But first, he runs into some Piranha Reaverbots!*
Zim: EEK! Now, how do I use this thing?
*Ever try using the X button?*
Zim: Oh! *he presses X, and fires a blast from his gun* Haha! Never mess with an Irken Elite!
*It's only a few blasts, and Zim finds the first crystal, stuck in a rock!* Zim: Well, well. *blasts the rock, and the crystal flies into his right hand* Zim: That was easy... Too easy...
*Zim, watch out! The giant rock turns into an Octopus Reaverbot*
Zim: Uh-oh.
Reaverbot: Surrender the crystal in the name of Mother Unit Sera!
Zim: Never!
(Now it's the boss. Its name? Stinger Octo-0. Its theme? Why, the music from the Death Egg in Sonic 2!)
*Zim fires a few blasts from his gun, and they hit SO-1* Zim: Alright!
SO-0: And THAT was supposed to hurt?
Zim: Uh, yes.
SO-0: Well, here! Lotsa pain, hold the onions! *he fires a giant blast from his mouth*
Zim: EEP! *he dodges the blast* How am I supposed to beat this thing?
*Have you tried HOLDING the X Button?*
Zim: Uh, no. *holds it, and the blast charges up* Aha! Now, SO-0, you DIE! *lets go, as the blast hits SO-0 square in the head*
SO-0: Nooooo! Master! Help meeeeee! *he blows up, and fifteen dark purple zenny blast out of its remains*
Zim: I win! Well, I'll take this stuff. *grabs the zenny and goes back to the Flutter*
(End Zone! And the score is...)
(An A rank!)
(Don't ask why I'm giving out ranks. It just makes the game better.)
*Zim Earned: Mega Blast!*
Zim: Oooooo... pretty armor!
(That's the first of the 13 missions. Now, for another cutscene!)
(Scene 6: Exit, Sera. Enter, Dib)
*Zim is seen in the Flutter's Dropship Bay, drying off from the battle with SO-0*
Zim: That was nuts! I wanna fight that thing again, Volnutt.
Megaman: Zim, you ARE crazy! You just make me laugh sometimes, yano?
Zim: Well, I do spend tons of time with Gir, so some of his funny may have rubbed off on--
*Zim is cut off, as Dib breaks into the Flutter's Dropship Bay*
Dib: Hello, Zim!
Zim: Me. *turns to Dib* Dib, I'm not in the mood for a battle with you. I just got done fighting a giant robot octopus.
Dib: Really? Why? To try to see if you were strong enough to take over Earth?
Megaman: Actually, he was retrieving this for me. *holds out the Green Crystal*
Dib: Hey! That's pretty rare! You should give it to me.
Zim: don't trust Dib. He's an idiot with a big head.
Dib: MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!!!
Zim and Megaman: Uh... YEAH, RIGHT! *they both start to laugh*
Dib: *pulls out a SOCOM* Stop it now!
Zim: NEVER! *keeps laughing*
Megaman: Me too! *also keeps laughing*
Dib: *fires the SOCOM into the air, the bullet gets knocked off by the ceiling*
Zim and Megaman: Uh... sorry.
Dib: Zim, I don't think you're working for the good side on this one.
Zim: Look, Dib, I'm helping Volnutt. He and I met on a recon mission of Irk, my home planet.
Dib: So, you admit it! You ARE an alien.
Zim: Yes. But that doesn't mean you can capture me, FATHEAD! Fat, fatty, chunky LARDFACE!!! *starts to laugh maniacally*
Dib: HEY! STOP IT!!!
(Ed: Well, that's all for now. I'm gonna get Cosgrove, and we're gonna eat a can of hash, and some coffee. Buttered toast! Gravy!)